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Punk Bartender
words by Johnny Cashpoint
music by The Molsen Twins (Johnny, Leaf, and moi)

Rosie lost her job just the other day
Boss didn't like what she had to say
So she went daytime drinking
She had issues need sinking
Rosie's got a thing for punka rocka men
Barman's red mohican made him 6 foot 10
He looked like a sasquatch
That's gone through a bad patch

And he says he's a punk and always was
Used to hang out with the Ramones
She wants a piece of rough and he will do
It must be better, than, a life all on her
own

Rosie and the barman they go back to his place
Kissing every tattoo that he's got on his face
"Hey there Mr Bartender
You could be a contender" [until]
Rosie wanted music as they started to get rude
Flicking through his CD-Rs to elevate the mood
Her feet they got itchy
ELO, Lionel Ritchie

And he says he's a punk, she's not convinced, oh no
It's all Bon Jovi, not the Clash
She likes her barmen rough so this won't do, oh no
He's got Garth Brooks, when, she wants Mister Johnny
Cash

Her feet they got itchy
Goodbye, Lionel Ritchie

Punk Bartender
Lyrics by MaxMinimally and Darb_
Music by Darb_

Drive'n down the highway I got 60 miles of road to go
Man I need a rest I think a drink would be for the best
Not very far in the car there's a bar in the middle nowhere
Open the door and I have to grin, there's saw dust on the floor

He's got the purple mohawk hair
Pants fall'n down Ramones underwear
But he don't care, he thinks he's a punk ten-fold
'Cause he's a punk bartender,

In a county bar

He ask me what I want to drink and I see his Skoal stained rotting teeth
And there screaming for Listerine
They got PBR, GD, AB, and GL from Milwaukee
As I make my choice I hear the line dancing begin

Gotta chain from his noise to his ear
Wears a shirt, says DFX No Fear
Picks his ass as he pours another beer
But he don't care 'cause he thinks he's a punk ten-fold

In a country bar

He's got the purple mohawk hair
Pants fall'n down Ramones underwear
But he don't care, he thinks he's a punk ten-fold
Gotta chain from his noise to his ear
Wears a shirt, says DFX No Fear
Picks his ass as he pours another beer
'Cause he thinks he's a punk bartender

Country bar with a punk bartender