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Better Than Before
Caravan Ray

I got a message the other day
from an email address emanating from the interior
of Nigeria
from a man with a plan to make my love-making superior
A pneumatic device scientifically designed to make me love long time
It arrived in the post today
Hey!

I'm bigger than before
I'm better than before
And I last a lot, lot longer than before
I'm bigger than before
I'm better than before
And I last a lot, lot longer than before
I'm bigger than before
I'm better than before
And I last a lot, lot longer than before
I'm bigger than before
I'm better than before
And I last a lot, lot longer than before

(breakdown...rap)
I wasn't gettin' any action
it was gettin' me down
and all the ladies laughed at me
like I was some kind of clown
and though I'm built like an Adonis
and my abs are really cut
what I was packing down below
was like a tiny cashew nut
So I thought I'd find an answer
to my problem in science
and an email tipped me off
to a wonderful appliance
and since the day I got it
my life has not been the same
it's just three little pumps ladies,
then I'm back in the game

I'm bigger than before
I'm better than before
And I last a lot, lot longer than before
I'm bigger than before
I'm better than before
And I last a lot, lot longer than before
I'm bigger than before
I'm better than before
And I last a lot, lot longer than before
I'm bigger than before
I'm better than before
And I last a lot, lot longer than before

Hey ladies
Pump it up!
Pump it
I'm bigger than before
Pump it
I'm better than before
Pump it
I'm bigger than before
Pump it
I'm better than before
And I last a lot, lot longer than I did before

sockpuppet


Another day ending
I'm feeling cold
Tired of mending
It's getting old
What have they done to me

Feel it drawing nearer
I'm sick of this place
I look in the mirror
So sick of this face
What have they done to me

she said she would go
she said she would
she said she would go

Smelling the flowers
I'm floating in space
I've been here for hours
With a smile on my face
What have they done to me

she said she would go
she said she would
she said she would go
she said she would
she said she would go
she said she would

BETTER THAN BEFORE / KING ARTHUR

Let me tell you / how it used to be
Back before / you fell in love with me
I didn't know / what I was gonna do
I didn't know there was / a girl out there like you.

I used to stare out my window
I used to sit there by the door
But now that you belong to me
Everyone can see
From now on my life is gonna be
Better than before.

I remember / all those lonely nights
I could tell / that something wasn't right
What I needed / was a love so true
What I needed / was a girl like you.

I used to stare...

Back before you and me
I was lost every day,
I didn't know where I was going
Back before you and me
I hid my love away
Now I can't keep it from showing

So let me tell you / how it's gonna be
I'm looking at things / very differently
I finally found myself / a love so true
I'll be spending all my / time with you

And when I see you through my window
When you come knockin' on my door
Now that you belong to me
Everyone can see
From now on my life is gonna be
Better than before.

Paco del Stinko - Better Than Before

Bigger, stronger, and faster - I'm built for speed, made to last longer
I'm better than before, and I used to be great
Mister, call me master - If you don't see you couldn't be wronger
I'll send you to the floor, and I won't hesitate

Better than before - (I'm)

Harder, sharper, and smarter - A powerhouse, I'm tougher than steel
I'm better than before, and I used to be king
Don't barter with the father - If you do, I won't be genteel
I'll show you the door, and put your ass in a sling

Better than before - (I'm)

You used to mock me, but nothing could stop me
I rose so high above, I don't need no hate or no love
I am a giant, I am defiant
I'm new and improved, I can never lose

Better than before - (so much more)

Micah Sommer
Better than Before

So we've had a tough run, yeah we've been through a lot
And we've both said and done things that'd best be forgot
But we've always held on to the one thing we got
And now here we are.

And you give me all the love I need but I just can't help wanting more
'Cause it's better than it's ever been before.

Through the good and the bad we have nurtured the spark
That has guided our paths when the night's been so dark
But the sun has come out and the difference is stark
So now here we are.

And you give me all the love I need but I just can't help wanting more
'Cause it's better than it's ever been before.

Yes it's better than it's ever been before.

I ain't your daddy,
and my name's not Richard...but,
all the ladies know me as "papa dick",
yes, all the daughters know me as "papa dick"...

('cuz)I'm better than before,
bet I'm better than before,
every time you see me I'll be better than before...
bet I'm better than before I was just a second ago... Shiiiiit.

I'm infinity point buck, and I'm a mighty man,
I rinse the funk off my nutts with the hot grease in a frying pan,
I pick out my dread beard with a wagon wheel,
and I'm sick of all you suckers that be chomping at my heels.

just get out the way for infinity point buck,
son get out the way for infinity point buck,
now get out the way for infinity point buck...
you're too late, I've already eaten your supper

...now I'm eating your dessert...
I got you hollering out like ernie for burt,
and I heard that ain't the only reason why his "peter piper" throat was hurting.
getting a "rubber ducky" in you is a risk you run doing all that flirting.

metaphorically and/or otherwise,
even if it means they have to put on a disguise,
they're gonna try, try, try to mesmerize them thighs open

...at least, that's what every man on the planet is hoping
...every time they're in the shower lathering up their soap or
in the cut, when they're trying to deal all their dope and
give me some hemp and I'll roll us up a rope and we can smoke that mother fucker right now!

oooooh, you could call me "moon tzu" for such an artful "peace"...
...peace out

BILLY AND THE PSYCHOTICS

You walk out
like there's not gonna be a next time;
and I pray that the fault's not mine
You look like 
a dozen roses set on fire..
so I just open my mouth
to lay my life on the line

CH
But I could make it be
different, better than
it was before.. but then
these are just my promises

You look hopeful
but soon it disappears 
The fear and the anger is quicker than the tears
And I hear just like Mr. Hyde as I'm under glass
But you don't know from my insides the storm is gonna pass

CH/BR
And I realize I can't turn back time
like I can when I'm high -
so what do you expect me to do
with all my feelings for you?

They hang there like clouds in the air
and I find I do not care...I see the wrong rhyme
inside the wrong signs..
and I'm always late -
coming in and out of time!

CH x2