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Toy Puddle
by Boss McGravity

---VERSE---
i used to be you - astronaut patch on the jeans
super hero shoes, for the walk back from school - kicking pebbles like fieldgoals through trees

---BRIDGE---
got a bow and arrow, crafted from things in the road
you chase the crows and sparrows, every leaf is a toy boat when it's in your

---CHORUS---
toy puddle, watch out, cause that one goes half a mile down, it's the door to a
secret tunnel, there's a cave city way underground
you could swim, but you'd better be getting home now

---VERSE---
things change so fast, and its nice, but its never the same
and i have to laugh, you won't think of that
your just looking forward to yardwork day, 'cause

---BRIDGE---
when the leaves get heaped at curb, you can jump in the pile
then make believe its a secret ship filled with buttons and dials, and set sail on your

---CHORUS---
toy puddle, ripples reflecting the clouds in the sky, and its fun to jump
right in the middle, watch the sparkling drops as they fly
every day is a game, everything dries

---BRIDGE---
by the time you look back its gone, and you're gonna miss it one day
so get up at the crack of dawn and don't miss a minute to play, get
out there and get

sopping wet sloshing in pa's golashes
those soggy socks slipping down, stomping round on the

---CHORUS---
toy puddle, dad's working hard to seem so unamused, says look at your
poor pajamas, lord mama's sure gonna be sore at you

toy puddle, sure is too bad it don't rain all the time, kinda wish it did
at least just a little, then there'd always be games left to find
cause you know every day is a game, everything dries

Toy Puddle
Lyrics by MaxMinimally and Darb_
Music by Darb_

Announcer: Hey Jimmy’s dad! Why so glum?
Jimmy’s Dad: I can’t find a toy for Jimmy, I feel like a bum.
A: No need to fret, I’ve got the solution. It clean and it’s wet and there’s no noise pollution.
JD: What could this be? I surely don’t know. Is it something that could be used in the rain, in the snow?
A: Of course it can be, just wait ‘til you see. It comes in many different colors with ten accessories.
JD: It sound like the perfect gift for Jimmy. Is it a fick or a fuddle?
A: No Jimmy’s dad! It’s the incredible Toy Puddle!

What’s sticky and icky and smells like pee
It’s Toy Puddle and it’s really keen
Toy Puddle
It’s the latest fad
Toy Puddle
Buy one and you’ll be glad
Toy Puddle
Get it on your shoe
When your friends see your puddle
They’ll want one too

Package does not contain accessories
Do not get Toy Puddle on shoe.
Supervise children as necessary until capable of using without supervision
This product may be a drowning hazard.
Toy Puddle is known to the state of California to cause birth defects
Do not use Toy Puddle around open flames.
Use only in a well ventilated area.
Toy Puddle is not intended as a genital stimulator
The best safeguard, second only to abstinence, is the use of a condom
Discontinue use of product if an erection is maintained for longer then 4 hours
Keep Toy Puddle away from electricity
Looking at Toy Puddle will make it mad
Pregnant women should not touch or handle Toy Puddle
Do not ingest toy puddle without chewing
The makers of Toy Puddle are not a toy company and produce no toys
If malfunction occurs try pouring more liquid onto puddle
You are buying a bottle of tap water
Slippery when we
Do not use while sleeping
This is a natural product.
Product will be hot after heating
Do not heat Toy Puddle
Toy Puddle may have a rancid smell. That’s how you know is working
Do not play with Toy Puddle
Placing Toy Puddle on a rabbits head will not guarantee a Fark cliché
Toy Puddle is not a toy
God hates fags
Use a respirator when in the vicinity of Toy Puddle
Not unlike scientific research, Toy Puddle is know to cause cancer in laboratory rats
Made in the USA in China
Toy Puddle may stick to certain kinds of skin
Subject to the provisions of the Freedom of Information Act, we cannot disclose to you any information which we may gather and we cannot confirm to you the existence or non-existence of an investigation.

And coming soon from ToyCo Ind., Love Puddle for couples