The Song Fight Bulletin Board

let's make up another issue for the politicians to debate.

when homosexual couples accidentally get pregnant, should abortion be illegal?

now debate!

p.s. this thread is not to be taken seriously.

Dan, I seriously think you need to come out right about now.

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j$

fodroy wrote:when homosexual couples accidentally get pregnant, should abortion be illegal?

What a good idea. Other good ideas: Infertile couples need the legal right to contraception advice, there should be discos for the deaf, cows given mandatory classes in economics, and life insurance sold to the dead.

J$ wrote:Dan, I seriously think you need to come out right about now.

Now that is a good idea. Come out and visit england. We don't have enough gay people here.

Kapitano wrote:

J$ wrote:Dan, I seriously think you need to come out right about now.

Now that is a good idea. Come out and visit england. We don't have enough gay people here.

hey now. i seriously think we should stick to the topic.

and i really like the idea about discos for the deaf. watching them respond to the glorious beats on the dance floor would show the way i feel about the music.

i had an idea once to start a company that would make matching wetsuits for the dolphins and their trainers at seaworld.

Dolphins are already wearing their wetsuits. Heck, a dolphin is a wetsuit. If the music's loud and thumpy enough the Deaf people will be able to "hear" the vibrations elsewhere. Like their feet.
-bill

au contraire, bill. these wetsuits would be exactly like the ones that humans wear. they would just have flipper holes and blowholes.

You should make flippers for dolphins. You know, that go on their flippers. Like, really BIG ones. Just to mess with them.

hahahaha. i also want to put squirt guns in their blowholes and make them wear scuba gear so they can breathe underwater.

I don't know what's going on... but Dan, I never knew you were so damn funny! .