The Song Fight Bulletin Board

Round Three is underway

Title: All Hail the Snake
Non Optional Challenge: Collaboration with someone's mom
Songs are due on Monday, May 13th @ 12:01 AM EDT
Send your MP3 to nurein.sidefight@gmail.com

4 bands will be eliminated. Judges favorite gets immunity.

I am the happiest person ever right now. I get to spend time with my mom on mother's day.

OH THIS IS PERFECT!!!!!!

I forget: for Round 3 are we supposed to be bringing our C game still? Or are we up to the B game?

Ben

I just face-palmed at the sight of this challenge.

Tubba Gutz wrote:I just face-palmed at the sight of this challenge.

same

Just to give an idea of how everyone is travelling, here is the cumulative percentage of points received for all the remaining competitors:



1 Merisan 77%
2 Frankie Big Face 73%
3 Cavedwellers 68%
4 Manhattan Glutton 67%
5 The Tydon Docks 66%
6 WreckdoM 66%
7 Carlo Bruno Jr. 66%
8 Ross Durand 63%
9 Paco del Stinko 61%
10 Balance Lost 58%
11 Boffo Yux Dudes 54%
12 Governing Dynamics 50%
13 Chokehold Princess 48%
14 DJ Ranger Den 45%
15 Inflatable Vegetables 33%
16 Tubba Gutz 23%

Your mother! Or, one of my faves: "My momma ain't no astronaut!"

Lunkhead wrote:

Tubba Gutz wrote:I just face-palmed at the sight of this challenge.

same

There's a silver lining to being eliminated, after all.

I felt really similarly back in Nur Ein IV when the first title/challenge after I got eliminated was "Spider to the Fly"/Must be through-composed.

This one's worse. Y'all have fun!

I think we've got our approach nailed down. Hopefully it's the easiest to implement (and least annoying) of the concepts we came up with. Really interested to hear what y'all come up with for this one...

Trying to get in touch with Napoleon Murphy Brock, or Ruth Underwood.
(I wish)

Glennny wrote:Napoleon Murphy Brock

Huh? Is he now a mom? I sent a message to a distant longshot. Crossing fingers now. I will get in this fight somehow, and would rather be voted out than not enter. NUR EIN!!!!!!!!

Well, he's a Mother........I'm not funny, sorry.

Oh boy. Sad part is that I didn't get it.

Oh...does "mom" mean "mother"?!?

Sorry , but this use of regional slang is a bit confusing for non-Americans.

Can me, Pedro and Carlo have extra points?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mom

This might also be interesting for anyone who doesn't live in the United States, Canada, Australia, or any of the other eighty countries who share the same holiday:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother%27s ... _the_world

Eric Y. wrote:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mom

This might also be interesting for anyone who doesn't live in the United States, Canada, Australia, or any of the other eighty countries who share the same holiday:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother%27s ... _the_world

Mother's Day? Or..."Where's Your Trouser Snake Day" as we call it in my house:

Sigmund Freud. wrote:"Girls hold their mother responsible for their lack of a penis and do not forgive her for their being thus put at a disadvantage,"

The perfect opportunity to finally write a song about my wang, and get my mum* to sing on it.

Although there are numerous other subjects I could write about, it's almost too hard to choose one.

*note correct spelling. No need to thank me, I know it's implied.

furrypedro wrote:The perfect opportunity to finally write a song about my wang, and get my mum* to sing on it.

Although there are numerous other subjects I could write about, it's almost too hard to choose one.

*note correct spelling. No need to thank me, I know it's implied.

I have predicted that we the judges will get 20 songs about wangs even though there are only 16 people submitting... the subject matter is that good.

I have predicted that we the judges will get 20 songs about wangs even though there are only 16 people submitting... the subject matter is that good.

WreckdoM simply adores a pissing contest! Let's do this thing!

furrypedro wrote:The perfect opportunity to finally write a song about my wang[/size]

Umm, Pedro? Why is your wang purple? You might want a doctor to take a look at that.

Generic wrote:

furrypedro wrote:The perfect opportunity to finally write a song about my wang[/size]

Umm, Pedro? Why is your wang purple? You might want a doctor to take a look at that.

Gripping too hard. And I don't need a doctor when the answer to "does this look normal to you?" is always definitely a resounding "no" (or insert nur ein title here).

I don't need a doctor when the answer to "does this look normal to you?" is always definitely a resounding "no", that looks like a case of "Condescending Prick" (Nur Ein 1, 2006)