Time for some "old school" reviews, where you're probably going to think "Who does this asshole think he is?" Also I have a very short attention span, sorry.
Berkeley Social Scene
Last time we made a 7-minute epic featuring as many of our past scenesters as we could round up, so this time around we've got our take on a 3-minute pop/rock song. Ken wrote the lyrics, we jammed out the core tracks in one session, then Ken and I worked on the vocals, keys, and percussion "in post". I really wanted to try to come up with some good melodies, hopefully they get stuck in your head.
Crumpelstiltskin
Paco, you are a song making machine. Thanks for at least using a different band name for your second entry of the fight. Not that we can ever catch up to you anyway.

I'm not a huge fan of the Rumplestilstkin voice. This is fun overall though. I have to really try to figure out some constructive feedback to give. I guess one thing that sticks out to me is that it often sounds like you're rushing through the lyrics, trying to fit a lot of syllables/words in. Maybe the lyrics could have been edited down and/or simplified to make them flow more smoothly in the melodies, especially in the chorus to keep it hooky. I think personally I would have kept the intro shorter, just one time guitar alone then one time with the band before the singing. Sweet solo, and I think it could be longer. EDIT: See the G.U.N.S. review, where I realized you both used Niveous's lyrics. I'm guessing you'd done the music first then added in the lyrics after. I think it still would have been good to try to slice and dice them to fit, rather than motoring through some lines to make sure you preserved them as-is.
Dejected Motives
The beat's kinda cool. Your vocals sound kinda off pitch. I'm not really sure why you have them panned off to the side, I don't personally enjoy that. Your lyrics aren't really doing a lot for me. That weird detuned guitar also kinda adds to the off pitch issues with the vocals, makes everything sound kind of dissonant to me. All that aside I think my biggest issue with this is that it's the same so-so loop over and over and over. I don't really get it.
g_rock
I like the key sound. Your vocals are way too low in the mix and are very muffled sounding. What's your vocals recording setup? Laptop mic? Also your mix is very "mono" sounding on headphones. Everything sounds like it's center, which makes things sound crowded. You could open up room for each track by spreading things out in the stereo field. It'd be great if, for example, the keys loop were a nice wide stereo sound, maybe with a rotating speaker type effect. I like the drum loop. I like the synth that comes in after, I guess the second chorus, maybe it's the bridge? The bit before the guitar solo I mean. It'd be cool if that synth did more of a solo, or if the guitar solo came in sooner or something. That part before the guitar solo just felt long. The guitar solo has nice stereo echo on it which I like. It fits the mood of the song. This is starting to feel really repetitive to me, though, like I didn't really need this whole last minute long jam-out of the song.
G.U.N.S.
This is fun. Drum loops sound great. It sounds like there are some pitch issues in the harmonies before the "That's the Joke" part. You're probably using autotune, so the tracks are probably right on pitch, so it's more likely that they're on a dissonant/"wrong" (in terms of harmony) pitch. I am just now noticing you're using the same lyrics as Crumplestilstkin, those must be the ones Niveous posted. Yep, confirmed. That probably explains some of the issues with Paco's phrasing in the Crumple song. I think you handle the lyrics better. I like your chorus, though the way you pass the lyric between the main and backup vocals feels a bit gimmicky to me. In the second verse I notice that there sounds like there's just one guitar track, panned in the middle. It would have been nice to have that doubled and panned apart. I'm not really a fan of the instrumental bridge. I was hoping for a blazing raging solo so the strange tonality and more atmospheric lead stuff feels like a letdown to me.
Hoglen and Wages
Please trim the beginning noise and click track stuff off. I like that first guitar part. I think maybe your melody and chorus could be good, but you're off pitch in a way that's pretty unpleasant. It sounds like when you get to the chorus the lead and harmony pitch are a lot better. Oh man, I am just noticing the lyrics, and they're pretty bad. I'm losing interest pretty fast by the two minute mark.
King Arthur
Glad to see you active again. Sounds like you're still doing your usual thing here. Solid song overall. I feel like the story doesn't quite work for me, I have a hard time with the Goldilocks bit for some reason. The only other nitpick I have is I think for me the openness of the verse might work better if the drums were doing hi-hat hits just on the 2 and 4 instead of playing solid 1/16th notes. Anyway, like I said, very solid song.
The Orange Crayons
I guess this is cute, or something, if those are your kids. Didn't do much for me.
Paco del Stinko
Nice rocker. It's very dramatic, with the strings and the sustained guitar chords, but the frantic drum playing. Not sure the "whoa oh oh" third repeat of the verse chord progression adds much. The first chorus goes by really quickly, I'm not sure it's really breaking things up enough for me. By the guitar solo things are starting to feel kind of "samey". I really like the solo though, although, the last couple notes sound a bit off. I like that you bring up the energy level in singing in the third verse and the staccato part after that, nice to get a dynamic change. By the second guitar solo the rapid ride cymbal thing is getting pretty tired. Nice second guitar solo. Solid overall song.
Phoebe Lichty
This starts off cute very cute, with the glockenspiel or whatever it is. Nice singing. How are you recording the vocals? It sounds like something is maybe a bit weird. I don't know if it's just the fact that the guitar is super dry and in my face, and the vocals have all that reverb on them. Things don't really seem to be sitting well together in the mix. I really hope drums or something kick in to help stretch this out to the 4 minutes that it is. It'd be great if the backup vocals in the chorus were panned a bit away from the main vocal. The mix overall sound very very mono on my headphones, like everything is dead center, which is causing some crowding issues during the chorus. By the 3 minute mark my attention span is starting to wane, sorry. This could at the very least benefit from some kind of hand percussion. Go get a tambourine and/or shakers at least. You'll be surprised how much just some occasional hand percussion like that can really add to nice simple songs like this. Also snaps and/or handclaps. Anyway, lots of nice stuff going, would be nice with some more variety in the instrumentation and/or edited down to a shorter length.
Sep
Songs about recording songs are not a favorite of mine. This one in particular really feels like you didn't actually have any lyrics and thought it would be clever to just vamp about the music or something. It's not clever. Anyway, sounds like the band is just jamming out, which is OK. The singing is sort of meh. Oh man, what, 8-bit outro? That part is a thousand times more appealing to me than the preceding 3 minutes, to be honest. Maybe next time just stick with the 8-bit and actually write some lyrics.
The Wankers
Oh dear lord. I hate the intro. Also, baby crying noise, bad. Oh man, 5 minutes long...? I'm very dubious that this song is going to be worth that much of my time. Holy crap. OK, you can sort of sing and play guitar, but damn, not funny, terrible lyrics, etc.