The Song Fight Bulletin Board

Pasty White Man
by Luco Brazzi (with help from Brad)

i'm just a pasty white man
who thinks he can rap
you gonna give me some shit
you're gonna get bitch slapped
i don't come from compton
or hunters point
and you can shizzle my nizzle
while i smoke this joint

i don't drive no hummer
or cadillac
i got a beat up red truck
shag carpet in the back
i ain't got no bling
no posse
no crew
but i got a big cock
know how to use it too

i give all my money
to musician's friend
and when the credit bill comes
well i'll worry bout it then
you see my friends and family
they don't understand
why i piss it all away
in a one man band

well it doesn't really matter
that my skins so pale
and i've got no cred
cause i've never been to jail
i know my flow's pretty no
and my beat's pretty bad
i don't sing real good
least not as good as brad

well i am what i am
i think enough's been said
and if i rap anymore
it's gonna go to my head
so i'll take my leave
as it's part of the plan
the next marshall mathers
another pasty white man