The Song Fight Bulletin Board

Drunk Season
by WreckdoM

Elegant Simplicity, Seasonal Duplicity
Open One, Then Another
Twice the Fun - Welcome Everybody
Roll out the Barrel and Raise your Glass.
Spring has Sprung so Let's Have a Party
And Skip like Bunnies in the Grass.
We'll Roll Around in the Stinky Mud
I'll Scrunch Up My Face Just like a Pug
We'll do Shots of Bourbon with Some Frogs
Pour 12 Cold Beers in our Feeding Tubes
Eat a Sandwich Made for Two
What'd That Do-Dad Do?
Dough-made-Dough Happen
Do that Do.
You Know Who.
It's the Kool-Aid Man! Oh Yeah!
Orange, Purple, Red and Cherry!
And My Favorite - Bluuuueberry!
It's Time to Ride the Chocolate Choo-Choo
Cause I've got a Crush on You Know Who
We'll Pour Peach Schnapps on our Boo-Boos
Then Lick it Off, Cause Hey! That's Booze
We'll Stop this When We're All a Corpse
Can't Stop Rollin' til my Porch
Home. Home Homey
I'd Love for You to Show Me
The Things that I Forgot.
My Keys. My Phone.
That Guy's Name.
My Common Sense and All My Change.
I'll Move Back Home to the Chicken Range
Everyday I'll Eat a lot of Eggs
A Whole lot of Eggs, and Cans of Pork Brains
Blends up Nice in a Margarita Mix
Like the Time I Mixed Up Blaiger Fisk
Mixing Up the Tidy Bowl and Adding Some More Bleach
Bleach Within Reach Not Even
Odd is as Prevalent as
Ever it was not Season
Treason Reason Greasin'
Pleasin' Bees in Trees 'n' Fleas
'N' Freezin' Legions
I Want to see All my Friends Drink Tequila
Wear Grass Skirts and Do the Maqarena
And Sleep like Bunnies in Dandelions
While the World Outside Spins

Drunk Season
(c) 2014 Odilon Green

(DRUNK GUY:)
Hi, I'm just an average guy who's hit a bad patch and took a little trip down to the corner bar. But now I need to get home, so...

I drive my car while I'm drunk on beer
Drunk on beer
Drunk on beer
I drive my car while I'm drunk on beer
But my home is
Very near

[crash]

I hit that wagon 'cause I'm dunk on beer
Drunk on beer
Drunk on beer
That kid's all mangled 'cause I'm drunk on beer
Look at that blood
Oh dear

(INSURANCE COMPANY GUY:)
Howdy, I'm your insurance comapny claims adjuster. I understand that an uninsured driver crashed into your station wagon and you've filed a claim for your son's tragically expensive ... I mean tragically *extensive* ... injuries. Well ...

I denied your claim because I'm drunk on money
Drunk on money
Drunk on money
Don't act so surprised that I'm drunk on money
Did you really think I care
About you?

Paying you doesn't help me when I'm drunk on money
Drunk on money
Drunk on money
I'll keep it for my shareholders, all drunk on money
If you want something from me
You can sue

(JUDGE:)
[gavel bang]

Hello, I'm the judge presiding over your case. After due consideration, I find in favor of the insurance company.

I'm throwing out your suit because I'm drunk on power
Drunk on power
Drunk on power
My verdict's in their favor 'cause I'm drunk on power
And that's what's best for
my campaign

You see, judges are elected and I'm drunk on power
Drunk on power
Drunk on power
It takes cash to get elected and I'm drunk on power
Business lobbies send money
That's the game

(FATHER:)
[flatlining of son's life support]

Goodbye, son. I'm your father, I'm supposed to protect you, but I failed. But I promise you this. . .

I will make each of them pay because I'm drunk on revenge
Drunk on revenge
Drunk on revenge
They'll suffer then they'll die because I'm drunk on revenge
The world's better with
Them gone

(DRUNK GUY, INSURANCE COMPANY GUY and JUDGE, all together then taken out one-by-one by [gunshots])

(FATHER:)
Now how can I make my sorrows disappear
Sorrows disappear
Sorrows disappear
I'll go to the bar to make my sorrows disappear
I'm too tired to cry
Another tear

I drive my car while I'm drunk on beer
Drunk on beer
Drunk on beer
I drive my car while I'm drunk on beer
But my home is
Very near

John's Daughter June
Took a trip to the Moon
Which is to say she lost her mind

She lives in a white room
with walls so soft and bleak
John's allowed to visit once a week

Chorus:

And you know, what that means...

It's drunk season again
He's hangin' out with his favorite friends
Whiskey, beer and wine
Aren't only there for havin' a good time
It's drunk season again
He's wondering if
It ever ends

Then there's Mary-Lou
A pretty girl of twenty-two
She took a trip to Kathmandu
Caught a parasite
That worked its way into her head
Now she slurs every word she says

(Chorus)

Mac lives alone
With his cat Clementine
Hasn't felt love since he was nine
Yesterday morning
He woke to memories long forgotten
Those times alone with Father Ken

(Chorus/Outro)

Drunk Season
by Ken & Chips

V1
One mas tequila
slice up a lime
Let’s get fucked up
and have a good time

C
While the night is young
We can do no wrong

V2
Another margarita
let’s talk to some girls
we own this town
we’re kings of the world

While the night is young
We can do no wrong

B
This is the time of our lives
This is the drunk season

V3
Let’s get crazy
Let’s tear up this bar
we’re invincible
no one knows who we are

While the night is young
We can do no wrong

Solo

B
This is the time of our lives
This is the drunk season

V4
One mas tequila
salt and a lime
Let’s get fucked up
we’ll have a good time

C
While the night is young
We can do no wrong