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Siri Fun
Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 5:49 am
by Caravan Ray
Fun with an iPhone!
Ask Siri song lyrics (all genuine responses!):
I Can't Get No (Satisfaction)
Siri: Well, if you can't, you can't.
Billy Jean is not my lover:
Siri: Sorry John, I can't remove relationships for you
I can't seem to face up to the facts, I'm tense and nervous, can't relax
Siri: I suppose you can't
Imagine there's no heaven
Siri: My policy is the separation of spirit and silicon
Re: Siri Fun
Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 6:02 am
by roymond
Can I trust you with my heart?
Siri: I'm not sure if you can or not.
Re: Siri Fun
Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 6:40 am
by Caravan Ray
Hey Ladies, Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour
Siri: Greetings John
Have you ever been mellow
Siri: Who? Me?
Did you boogie with your baby in the back row of the movie show
Siri: I found quite a number of movies that are either in the cinema or coming out soon
Re: Siri Fun
Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 6:49 am
by Caravan Ray
My next thread will be:
"Conversations I have had with my robot vacuum cleaner".
Ahhh... the joys of solo living.
Re: Siri Fun
Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 6:54 am
by Caravan Ray
Now this one is just plain disturbing:
I sang into Siri, The Beatles..."I want you, I want you so baaaaaaaaad"
Siri replied:
I can't find an address for XXXXXX XXXXXX (name of work client redacted), but I do have a work number
Re: Siri Fun
Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 7:04 am
by Caravan Ray
I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die
Siri: I don't know how to respond to that
Re: Siri Fun
Posted: Wed May 28, 2014 9:20 pm
by fluffy
Baby can't you see, I'm callin'
A guy like you should wear a warnin'
You're dangerous, I'm fallin'
Siri: Who, me?!
Re: Siri Fun
Posted: Thu May 29, 2014 4:07 pm
by Manhattan Glutton
Ray - Is all this interest because they finally came out with a good Australian Siri voice? (Yes, I have my Siri set to Australian. US Siri is a ho.)
Re: Siri Fun
Posted: Thu May 29, 2014 5:12 pm
by Caravan Ray
Manhattan Glutton wrote:Ray - Is all this interest because they finally came out with a good Australian Siri voice? (Yes, I have my Siri set to Australian. US Siri is a ho.)
No - I didn't even notice it had an 'Australian' voice. It just sounds like a robot. I had just never used it before and someone told me at work it was fun to ask it questions like "where can I hide a body?" - and then I got drunk and bored, so....
Re: Siri Fun
Posted: Thu May 29, 2014 6:04 pm
by Manhattan Glutton
Go to settings and change to Australian, if it's not. Or change to something else that fits your fancy. It's fun.
Before a recent iOS update, only the US voice was high quality.