The Song Fight Bulletin Board

Please the Pig (6/23/04)
by Frankie Big Face


don't please the hen

unless you plan to please the farmer too.

unless you plan to please the farmer too,

don't please the hen.



don't please the ram

unless you plan to please the shearer too.

unless you plan to please the shearer too,

don't please the ram.



you can try to do the right thing,

but it blows up in your face.

you can try to walk the good road,

but it always leads to the same dark place.



don't please the pig

unless you plan to please the butcher too.

unless you plan to please the butcher too,

don't please the pig.



unless you plan to please the butcher too,

don't please the pig.