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A&A / by R. Mosquito.

A AND A (AND E AND SPUD)

asterisks and ampersands
conspire to occlude my speech
i try to say something about your mom, yeah
but all that comes out is mother *@%!ing #%&@ *@!#

my printed words are much the same
they tend to bend and distort
i go to write something on a bathroom wall
and all that comes out is octothorpes and so i'm blaming

A AND A (AND E AND SPUD)

but i won't let symbols control my words*
it's time to retaliate!
i won't use their proper names no more, heck no
henceforth i'll just say
A for asterisk!
A for ampersand!
octothorpes i'll just call spud.

the logarithmic escalation indicative of exclamation marks
is based on math well understood
and so we'll call them... e?

take it from me
you wouldn't like to be
crippled linguistically
it's not an impediment...
it's more like Broca's death.

speak my solemn goodbyes
to my favourite salient words
that i heard in the yard of the school
by the time i was three
i was an obscenity machine
now i'm grown and i know
i gotta come up with some words of my own
... and not rely on

A AND A (AND E AND SPUD)

but subtly monkeywrenching nomenclature's
only half my plan
i'm gonna make up some brand new swear words
only i will understand
like fizenfnord! your dogs a tikiloo!
your mother is a tikiloo too!
aphasia is for lozenbems --
don't be a lozenbem!
use my phrases thus avoiding

A AND A (AND E AND SPUD)

you know what to do, you tikiloos.



* for the snickering amusement of all you armchair semioticians.

A&A
The SongFight Orchestra

"heh heh...you still listening to that pasty white boy? ..forget about him, stay in school...let me tell you about it....~"

It's all about astronomy and astrophysics...comprehend it wit me
Cosmological Constant
Big Bang, dark matter.....Baryon Content, Ricci tensor

You see we travel around near the stars and the sun,
we reach an apogee; we find aphelion....

Quasars, obliquity....man I'm talking 'bout radial velocity.......

"Kid...feed your brain, stop the pain.

Let your game be... A & A...

A&A

Verse

For your amusement & appreciation
A study in affection & alliteration
An athem to my angel
With a theme of A&A

I'm anxious & anticipating
She's astounding & amazing
Ardent & articulate
She takes my breath away

Chorus


She is awesome & ascendent
Altruistic & authentic
Ageless & angelic
Animated & aware

All & all I make this promise
To be her agent & accomplice
Assistant & attendent
Anytime & anywhere

Verse

Do I adore & admire her?
That question has been asked & answered
Adamant & always
I'll attest & aver

Chorus

Verse

To conclude my act & anthem
This appendix & addendum
To announce & affirm
The antecedent has been true

I'm losing altitude & airspeed
Since we're aligned & agreed
The time has come to bid you
Adios & adieu

A & A
By The Bloody Hams

Do you know the way to A & A?
Cause it seems I've lost my way
Turned right onto Ash Street
Now it seems like I’ve walked all day

Need some Ammunition and Arms to make them ‘boom’
Feel so frustrated take it out on the world soon

When they see the explosion
And all the smoke & destruction
They’ll know they shouldn’t have screwed with me
Cause A&A is the place to be

Finally found the building, was tired on my feet
Can’t wait to smell gunpowder, hey this will be sweet
But what was burning surely wouldn't blow up
Candles Incense what the fuck is up?

Where's the ammunition? Where's the firepower?
All I see is a guy, guitar & a fucking glee choir

When they see the explosion
And all the smoke & destruction
They’ll know they shouldn’t have screwed with me
Cause A&A is the place to be

And suddenly it all came clear
A loud guitar can also strike fear!
Good music can knock a man down
‘Arts & Artisans’ so glad that I have found

When they see the explosion
Of music & artisan motion
So glad they screwed with me
Cause A & A is where I wanna be

A&A by Lonbobby

The death of me came suddenly
The apple tree came down on me
I tried to flee, I tried to flee
I could not see the apple tree
The death of me came suddenly
I tried to flee, I tried to flee

The death of you, what could I do?
The apple tree, it grew and grew
I thought you knew, I thought you knew
It cut you up, it cut me too
The death of you, what could I do?
I thought you knew, I thought you knew

The apple tree took you and me
The only thing that I can see
Is apples and apples
I couldn't save you, I couldn't flee
And what is left from the debris
Is apples and apples