The Song Fight Excuse List
- lesChaps
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That is a strong contender for best.jb wrote:I AM IN JAMAICA SO SHUT IT
- Henrietta
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Hello Songfight! I have many great memories of you. My lame excuses:
5 years of voice pains,
Now my gear is obsolete.
Toddler shouts, "Don't sing!"
5 years of voice pains,
Now my gear is obsolete.
Toddler shouts, "Don't sing!"
- Caravan Ray
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I am in Thargomindah and covered in flies.
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Welcome back! I've gotten this one before tooHenrietta wrote: Toddler shouts, "Don't sing!"
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- jb
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Those all just sound like #3 to me, Henrietta.Henrietta wrote:Hello Songfight! I have many great memories of you. My lame excuses:
5 years of voice pains,
Now my gear is obsolete.
Toddler shouts, "Don't sing!"
JB
blippity blop ya don’t stop heyyyyyyyyy
- Henrietta
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Best not to take it personally. At least, that's what I keep telling myself!HeuristicsInc wrote:Welcome back! I've gotten this one before tooHenrietta wrote: Toddler shouts, "Don't sing!"
jb wrote: Those all just sound like #3 to me, Henrietta.
Duly noted.
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Suddenly I can go outside without wearing boots.
Kenny Rogers called and wants his song back.
Kenny Rogers called and wants his song back.
- Chumpy
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Every time I sat down to work on the song, I got baked out of my gourd instead.
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- PepperJane
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Good one.Chumpy wrote:Every time I sat down to work on the song, I got baked out of my gourd instead.
Unfortunately, staying up till 6am means napping takes you past the morning deadline. My House Red chorus bears striking resemblance to GravityJohnson's anyway... #ijustwantadayofffromtouristing #nothingnewunderthesun
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- dirgetheband
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We left cookies and milk but Santa ate our lyrics.
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OW, it's been months since we did a damn thing. Our singer had sinus surgery and then was diagnosed with a rare form of Vasculitis. The guitar/ukulele player developed sores on his hands that prevent him from playing fretted instruments.
Hopefully we will return with a new lineup. Maybe a solo effort.
Hopefully we will return with a new lineup. Maybe a solo effort.
- deadnettlez
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im dead.... xoxo
- Pigfarmer Jr
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I partied too hard in Memphis this past weekend and I'm still recovering.
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- jb
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This is just Excuse #3 in different words.
Cornfield wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2017 7:51 amOW, it's been months since we did a damn thing. Our singer had sinus surgery and then was diagnosed with a rare form of Vasculitis. The guitar/ukulele player developed sores on his hands that prevent him from playing fretted instruments.
Hopefully we will return with a new lineup. Maybe a solo effort.
blippity blop ya don’t stop heyyyyyyyyy
- grumpymike
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Every time I feel like entering a fight, I check the website and it's either due tomorrow or it's 3 days past due.
- Pigfarmer Jr
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To be fair, due tomorrow typically means you have three to four days. Usually.grumpymike wrote: ↑Wed Oct 30, 2019 2:04 pmEvery time I feel like entering a fight, I check the website and it's either due tomorrow or it's 3 days past due.
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- roymond
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I had to rearrange my studio before anything serious could happen.
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- fluffy
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The President confiscated my instruments for being too much of a radical anarchist.
- Pigfarmer Jr
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My video editor exported too large of a file and it won't upload.
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