Dark Cove by Max Bombast There's a tiny little town Hidden deep in Puget Sound Where the sunlight doesn't pierce the fog And right since it was made Way back in 1858 All of the townsfolk have been somewhat odd They're pale and they don't age And they will tell you to your face: "Welcome to Dar...

Invisible Ink by Max Bombast I was meeting an old friend who told me: "Max do you pretend To know the kind of shit They teach our kids these days? They say the earth is round, But then how it don't fall down If it ain't lying on a turtle's back in space? When I was young they told me that the ...

Cracks In The Sidewalk by Max Bombast I've been living in my iPod When I'm outside I just wanna walk If I got my hood up don't interrupt We ain't gonna talk Because I keep my head down When I'm on the town you won't see my eyes There's nothing you can sell me or can tell me So go step aside I don't...

Once More With Feeling by Max Bombast feat. The Hell Yeahs Max: Where am I? What is this place? THeY: THESE ARE THE PEARLY GATES Max: Wha? Who... who just answered my question? THeY: A CHOIR OF ANGELS UP IN HEAVEN Max: Oh-Kay, then how did I die? THeY: WITH YOUR FRIENDS BY YOUR SIDE Max: Oh, well, ...

Flower Moon by Max Bombast To my five dearest friends, I invite you all to attend My private island for a Mystery Murder event A murder mystery game ! That's what I meant to say My untimely demise is meant to entertain You'll need to follow the clues So you can figure out who Will be the one of you...

Pyramids by Max Bombast You climbed the ladder So why you madder Than a hater With nothing to hate? You saw me coming But still did nothing Just decided to sit down And wait I've been training for this all my life Sharpening my blade, you brought a knife I'm not going anywhere else But up Fight me ...

Fun fight; lots of silly, lots of inspiration, lots of meta. My top 3 (in no order): Grumpy Mike: What a chorus. This rules. If you can't rap in round zero then when can you? LW&RG: This grooves for days. I'm a sucker for bass and hooks and this has plenty of both. Sober: Speaking of bass, holy ...

Get Cooking by Max Bombast You are invited to a potluck--Oh I can hardly wait To taste all the creations piled high upon my plate The chefs that are attending have come from all around Here is just a sample of the flavors goin' down getcookingetcookingetcookingetcookingetcookingetcookingetcooked Wh...

For Your Consideration by Max Bombast There's a shiny new invention That's caught all of our attention And it's causing a suspension Of our disbelief It scans your mind and body And makes a photocopy A philosophic zombie To swap you with a thief That speaks the way that you do The nest's infested C...

grumpymike wrote:a song

Where's the bass?

EDIT: I found it

Choose Your Own Adventure by Max Bombast I'm a stone set in my ways I'm reliving my best days I'm a poloroid picture snapshot of the past I'm frozen here in time Stuck in 1999 Lookin' fly in my hawiian tee and my cool-guy hat They say that I should learn They say that I should grow But I'm just doi...

Partly Fiction by Max Bombast "Everything happens for a reason" "Everyone's unique in their own way" "Everybody's working for the weekend" "Every dog has got to get his day" These are the little lies we say "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger"...

Co-Pilot by Max Bombast feat. Altair I was not built to be a copilot. I certainly was not meant to be alone, drifting out here among the stars. Everyone else is in cryo-sleep, where they have all been for a thousand years. When we left earth, it was all in a hurry. A desperate scramble. A race agai...

The Numbers Don't Lie by Max Bombast I tell you math is real and anything you feel Is just a set of numbers under everything Both of me and you are here because we are true Solutions to the wave equation governing Thus, you and I exist! Just like two and four make six Every law you never thought of...

Blind Spot by Max Bombast Yo yo! My dog can't see a lick His vision's gone to shit He gave up chasing cats Due to his cataracts He won't treat his glaucoma He can't stand the aroma Oh why aren't you following me? MY DOG CAN'T SEE! Yo! My dog can't hear a word Not a siren or a bird You can't tell hi...

Persephone by Max Bombast Persephone, she walked the path alone Through time and space, she's searching for a home She bore witness to the rise and fall Persephone, she lived a thousand lives The memories of pain, they won't subside It's too late! She's seen it all And only she can save us O Persep...

Sink of Swim by Max Bombast You and I came up in summer time With caviar and champaign A future bright enough to reach for the sky But then September came And with the fall came a steady assault On everything that we held dear When freedom rings false it's a clarion call It's time that we all face ...

Courage Is For Cowards by Max Bombast If courage is for cowards Then all the money and the power In the world wouldn't make this right Ticking closer to the day we die Courage is for cowards Strength is for the weak Faith is for the atheists Who know the dead can speak Love is for the haters Wisdom...

Have Fun With That by Max Bombast You invite me to your party You say you really want me To be there today But you! You don't respect my body You won't reject the nazis So I'll stay away You have fun Now that all the the morons won Just ignore the damage done Weighing on your heart Have fun with that

The Long Fade Out by Max Bombast They say it's better to burn out than fade away But does anybody wonder what the hell is goin on If all them were here today? They say don't meet your heroes, they'll let you down I don't wanna see your dinner when I'm logging onto twitter no it don't seem that prof...

Digital Pet by Max Bombast In the wasteland where everything is dead I found my best friend: A dog with a cyborg head But after two hundred years His brain is broken and now He's starting to forget On a mission to see if we can find A replacement for Rex's shattered mind But if I change his CPU Wil...

New Modality by Max Bombast Oh my god that's some funky shit But how the hell you gonna pay for it? Where were you when we came to town? It didn't grow so you could burn it down New modality To reality New modality To reality Where I'm from, two and two make a four So step right up and we will wipe...