Three turds? Nope just one... (Re: Unicorn ) What does this mean???? You should've given him more time to make the vocals just a bit louder and possibly do another take on the guitar. Take over his room and the rest of the place while he takes over yours. Put down a tarp and break out the olive oil...

He is a street musician, but he probably dosn't know the way. There aint no other vocal options, 'lifestyle' saw to that, and I had to kick him ou of my room after a few days, so no more recording time. Three turds? Nope just one, guitar & vocals one take into a mic, bass over that. I think some...

I'm going to chat about my mate unicorns offering as I don't have a song this week (partly because he pinced my room & 'puter for most of the week). You should know, he's not puting on that voice, he realy odes sound like that!

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EightLeggedOedipus wrote:...loonies muttering to themselves?

That's right, we're only the voices in you head....

Don't colaborate with me! I have enough trouble trying to work out what I'm doing, some way down the line maybe eh, when I've more of a clue how to record? We'll make this a week for dark folkyness strained through centuries of pagan wisdom, or genaric pap with not many chords, hmmm....

Andy Balham wrote:Must... resist... dark... country... ballad... for... Gallows.... Hill.

Why?

I have gallows pole stuck in my head, which is all good by me, and I'm trying to write blues as if it wes invented in 15 century England, I guess we're thinking about the same...

Come on, you can't fault Andys spoken word middle, maybe you're just protecting yourself from the nightmare world he's describing.

Got to be between the wholesome whimsey of Loyalty Day, and Andy Balhams too-close-to-home grumbelings, I know just where your comming from (well almost Birmingham & surrounds have never had any allure for me...), suppose I'll vote for whoever looks least popular out of those, the two outstandin...

Though I can't fault your attitude, I'm still no closer to the holy grail of comprehening meach, in retrospect, that's not much of an objective to found a knightly order upon, no wonder my bretherine are so dispondant. Well to the comprehension of meach, and other great mysteries, we ride!

'Naked on the Meach' is Deep Throat at his/her best, the title I've picked and is, therefore, positively not ridiculous. FYI In England (land of the free, etc) it's arsewipe. An ass being a donkey like creature with big fluffy ears. Are you telling me you actualy know this word? (by which I don't m...

Ok, my song was shite, I promise to be sober, the next time I submit one! For whoever asked, accents supplyed by me, a sothern-Englander, and 'moscow' an Anglasised Ozzie, lots of harmonica in there, but I don't even know what many of the things it sounds like we used are ;o)

Damn, just too slow, and I was going to write a song about cocaine anyway!

Ha ha! I did quit my job, and got the first set in, if only I had something to say...

My first set of reviews, unhelpful, unconstructive, and unsober, but here they are: Sell Crazy No, it just seems to go on a bit, that’s the trouble with sounding like things people easily recognise, your actually good at what you do, but better has been heard. Ouch, I was going to say polite things ...

How stoked am I!? Four votes, I was looking forward to treasuring my zero. ah, but this week......

No excuses, man. Don't give me that cheesy 'we make music for ourselves - if the kids like it, it's a bonus' line. :) Fair cop guv' Having said that I was just having some fun, I wrote & recorded the song yesterday with a mate who came over for a rum-soaked weekend. Fell out of the sky I took s...

Cheers all, thanks for those who took the time to listen to me, I've had a couple of favourable reviews, and the critisisms have been fair. That was my first attempt at recording, and notwithstanding a number of practical problems, I’m just not very good, yet. I’m satisfied with the song, if not the...

Thats the shit!

Lemons by name... Hey I'm happy not to be slated, too much. I cant describe how much I hate singing to record. My first real attempt at putting a song together on the 'puter. Trying too hard on the singing: every take just sounded bad, the one I used I did hiding under my desk to keep the volume dow...

Oozzes dissapointment.

No welcome, not even some abuse? That will all change when you hear the shocking recording on my song! Complete with vocals done hiding under my desk so as not to wake my housemate up!

Only the monsterously egotistic omong us turn to song writing, so who could object.