I'll tell you in 6 days.Gazelles wrote:So is this a special occasion or will this continue?
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I'd be interested to know how you define a 'genuine' title, and for that matter your definition of a 'serious' songwriter.EightLeggedOedipus wrote:WOuld it sound that Hollywood Fantasy is the least popular title? Naked on the Meach seems the most ridiculous. I'd try to pick the most silly so I compete against all the asswipes. The serious songwriters tend to pick the more genuine titles. I can't take myself that seriously.
'Naked on the Meach' is Deep Throat at his/her best, the title I've picked and is, therefore, positively not ridiculous.
FYI In England (land of the free, etc) it's arsewipe. An ass being a donkey like creature with big fluffy ears.
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And my dictionary defines "homonyms" as words that are spelled and pronounced the same way but that have different meanings.Kamakura wrote:An ass being a donkey like creature with big fluffy ears.

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'Arse is prounced 'arce' via the German arsoz from the ancient greek orros (tail), first attested in c.1400. and 'Ass' derives from asinus and indirect evidence of the change from arse to ass can be traced to 1785 (in euphemistic avoidance of ass "donkey" by polite speakers). 'Asshole' dates to 1935.' (info from the online etymology dictionary)HeuristicsInc wrote:And my dictionary defines "homonyms" as words that are spelled and pronounced the same way but that have different meanings.Kamakura wrote:An ass being a donkey like creature with big fluffy ears.
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That's just the sort of vital trivia I like to regale fellow drinkers with when ensconced in a public house.j$ wrote:'Arse is prounced 'arce' via the German arsoz from the ancient greek orros (tail), first attested in c.1400. and 'Ass' derives from asinus and indirect evidence of the change from arse to ass can be traced to 1785 (in euphemistic avoidance of ass "donkey" by polite speakers). 'Asshole' dates to 1935.' (info from the online etymology dictionary)
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hmmm..... Meach
Are you telling me you actualy know this word? (by which I don't mean googled for it) . How in the name of all thats profane is one supposed to use it, am I being naive when I fail to connect it with deepthroat?Kamakura wrote:'Naked on the Meach' is Deep Throat at his/her best, the title I've picked and is, therefore, positively not ridiculous.
FYI In England (land of the free, etc) it's arsewipe. An ass being a donkey like creature with big fluffy ears.
As for your Arse/Ass, we went to a lot of effort to half-inch our lingua franca, and we dont take kindly to you colonial types playing fast and loose with it. Look there's no hard feelings, just ask nicely, and we'll take you all back ;-)
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Re: hmmm..... Meach
Use it well. Abuse it well. Amuse and bemuse, you see mews (or are the trees in the way)? Great, a freak with cheek.13hugh wrote:How in the name of all thats profane is one supposed to use it

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How do you know he wasn't referring to an article designed for wiping donkey-like creatures? Pehaps even for wiping thier big, fluffy ears?Kamakura wrote: FYI In England (land of the free, etc) it's arsewipe. An ass being a donkey like creature with big fluffy ears.
To save confusion - maybe 'bum-swipe' should be substituted.
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