anti-m wrote:Anchors, I'm sorry you had a sleazy encounter with a gay couple, but saying that 100% of the TWO (count 'em) gay men you've ever met have tried to convert you is hilariously hyperbolic.

hilariously hyperbolic

That guy is bat shit loco.

I downloaded a Japanese version of this off of the internet and watched it with subtitles a few months ago. The fight scenes were awesome but the rest of the movie kinda sucked knob. It felt like they forced some of the characters into the movie. And what's up with asians and metal?

Godzilla and I have a very close relationship. It wouldn't be gay though, would it? Didn't Godzilla have eggs, therefore making her a female?

Crates wrote:Just one man's opinions, but as long as half the gay dudes feel the need to try and convert me to sodomy, I'll keep rehashing them. I'm not trying to convince you guys to eat at the pink taco stand, so don't try and share with me the merits of buttsex.

Half? They're battin' at 100% for me.

After the host of the party exposed me (then 15) to brazillian man porn I immediately left.

I was hanging out with the other half of The Anchors one day and I suddenly got a headache. He gave me what I thought to be two tylenol (I found out the next day they were sleeping pills). We then went next door to his gay neighbors' house to eat some burgers and I became incredibly drowsy. The only...

I'm going to be in a 5 hour car ride tomorrow so I'll be sure to download a ton of The Fall tonight.

Mr. Car wrote:Damn I love The Fall. And everything about this tune, right down to the bass runs, just drips of them.

That's funny because I've never really listened to them until you said that. I sound disturbingly similar to them. I'm definitely going to have to download some stuff by them.

Booty Chesterfield Trio The cowbell starts off the song great. I love the garage sound but I have to agree with j$ that some more Iggy-style vocals would benefit the song. The cowbell and guitar at 1:30 rules. Great length, and catchy. Spencer Schoening Usually a I don't take much note of really lo...

I found the best pirates movie EVAR.

Do NOT skip the intro.

http://www.piratesxxx.com

What's the take on James K. Polk vs. a Pirate?

I personally believe Polk would beat the shit out of a pirate.

And after examining google images it seems that a patch on the left eye is more widely preferred.

I love when Howie goes, "Open the case..... after this commercial!" It tricks the audience every time.

And spudfight totally rules.

Nothing is funnier than dumbasses not knowing when to stop, and then losing all of their money.

He would just get totally fucking stoked and go "Arrggghhh!!!!". I just assumed you would have found pleasure in it, what with the name Jolly Roger.

Did you guys see that pirate on Deal or No Deal? You would've loved it Jolly Roger.

I always voted for you Big Dick.

Lego Eggos also suck. I woke up this morning opening a new box of them only to find that they don't stack and they taste like fucking cardboad. Way to start off the week.

At least I can associate this bashing to something positive, the end of the animal stripes.

Thanks.

The Anchors are up for VW

S'ingTFU