Just To Be Difficult lyrics

[TVsKyle]

Just To Be Difficult- TV's Kyle

She stepped on my toes just to be difficult.
She threw out my clothes just to be difficult..
She used all my chalk just to be difficult..
Sometimes she won't talk just to be difficult.

Not easy. She sleazy. She tease me. Difficult.
Not cinchy. She pinch me. She lynch me. Difficult.

She burned down my place just to be difficult.
Threw acid on my face just to be difficult.
She maxed out my card just to be difficult.
She totaled my car just to be difficult.

Not easy. She sleazy. She tease me. Difficult.
Not cinchy. She pinch me. She lynch me. Difficult.

She used black magic to summon Satan.
I'm tired of waitin' for her apology.
She got a gun and it ain't much fun to run.
'Cause she's harnessing the sun to come right down on me.
She hired a hit man to hire a hit man to hire a hit man.
And they're all after me.
She got a mob of raccoons to give me wounds and rabies too.
Just to tune the difficulty.

She conquered the globe just to be difficult.
Removed my frontal lobe just to be difficult.
She killed everyone just to be difficult.
She ruined my fun by being difficult.

She ate the last sandwich. She used up all my bandwidth.
She married Osama. Set fire to my momma.
She force-fed me plastic. Her actions are drastic.
She caused the apocolypse just to be difficult.

Not easy. She sleazy. She tease me. Difficult.
Not cinchy. She pinch me. She lynch me. Difficult.

[adamadamant]

finding time is hard to find
when you're living life on the butcher's line
making plans for fine to-dos
and taking stock of your ps and qs

not to make it easy on you
but i'm finding out your a fine design
and i'd rather eat from butcher's plate
than ride along with you

just to be diffcult
i'm staying with the animals
trading with the birds and the mamals
trading hearts for you

losing mind of what's in sight
can bring us down with a heavy sound
and scare the birds from the heavy church
and lose each other too

crying for my yesterday
i found a game that we both can play
and the chimpanzees can referee
while the lions serve the food

but just to be difficult
i'm staying with the animals
trading with the birds and the mamals
trading hearts for you

leaving time to make things right
is a quest to bring the morning light
taking pause to see the night
and the sillhouette of you

birds and bees do as they please
but we're to tall to save them all
so why not try to make the best
of a carriage built for two

and just to be difficult
i'm staying with the animals
trading with the birds and the mamals
trading hearts for you

[the idiot king]

just to be difficult
by the idiot kings
(written using heuristic inc.'s songfight idea generator...i got "write about an obscure historical event" and wrote about the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadaver_synod">cadaver synod</a>. morbid? sure.)

thank you for coming out today
there's a reason i called you
it wasn't just to be difficult
see, the slate needs to be cleaned

this man here
is a disgrace to the robe he wears

i know he cannot speak
and i know he cannot hear
but that does not change the facts
that does not change the facts

no, that does not change the facts

and if you could hear me,
i'd tell you everything
when you were bishop,
why did you usurp the rome universal?

here sits a guilty dead man.

[Paco Del Stinko]

Just To Be Difficult by Paco del Stinko

Just to be difficult, I won't be typical
I'll melt your popsicle, I'll be your obstacle

Oh my yi-yi-yi
You'll feel like you want to die
Oh wo-oh-oh-oh
You'll never let me go

Trust be to miracles, flat earth not the spherical
I'll break your promise, then sing you sonnets

I'll shine the light of the sun into your eye with a mirror
A pinpoint of white that will only grow clearer
The nearer I bring it to you

Puffs be in cereal, that's just immaterial
I'll be your imperial, I'll bring you in to here I will

[Lord of Oats]

Just To Be Difficult
by Lord of Oats

You dodged all my questions, ignored my confessions,
and all my expressions of love
As if your profession, you caused my depression,
Your transgressions fit like a glove

Just to be difficult
Just to be difficult
Treat me like an adult
If you want a good result

But you refused to, though I'd not accused you
So now it seems time that you are confused, too
You used me, I'll abuse you, nothing will excuse you
I'll see that my communication's diffused

to be difficult
The ultimate insult
Turning the tables around
You push me and I rebound

Et, je sais, que tu ne connais pas vraiment le français
Mais, je sais, que tu sais que tu m'as blessé

(Le Solo)

Juste pour être pénible
et ça, c'est pas réversible
Tu étais si insensible
C'est pas incompréhensible

[Steve Durand]

Just To Be Difficult

By Steve Durand

I'm a cynic of the first degree
You might say something and, while I agree
I'll argue the point
Just for argument's sake

And I play devil's advocate so well
You'll start to think that I'm Old Scratch himself
I'll dish it out
And see how much you can take

I'm not ashamed to admit
I like to joust with my rapier wit
And I don't care how you feel
As long as I come out on top

I get a thrill when push comes to shove
I can't express how much I love
To be difficult
Just to be difficult

I've got a form for this, a form for that
I am the consummate bureaucrat
To prove my point
I'll tie you up in red tape

So go and fill this out in triplicate
Then stand in line and wait for a bit
And, Oh, by the way
It's time for my break

I think by now it's plain to see
I thrive on other people's misery
It comes as no surprise
That I will make your blood pressure rise

A civil service job is second to none
That's because it's so much fun
To be difficult
Just to be difficult

When your appliance needs a fix
I'll come sometime between eight and six
And as a tenet of my creed
I'll never have the part you need

And as you drive your car around town
I'll cut in front of you and then I'll slow down
It's a vast conspiracy
To make your life as tough as can be

I'll drive you to the edge
That's because I took a pledge
To be difficult
Just to be difficult

[Mime]

Went horrorcore this week. Not as intense as I've done before, but I guess this is a good start.



I found me another kid lying in the street
He was looking all sad, he had no house, his parents couldn't make ends meet
He was crying, he was homeless, and he had no money
The correct term for his situation was pretty crummy
All he wanted was some bread and some water
And maybe get in touch with his father
Like a good street performer I did what I needed to do
I threw the kid into a white van, the kid had no clue
What was going on at this point, all he wanted was out
I told him to shut the hell up so he just wanted to sit and pout
Fine by me, tears make no difference, all that matters is hate
Without hate and my playmates I could never create
The most wicked glass box puzzle for people to go through
Without any idea of where they're going, they'll have no clue
How to move forward, or how to move back, I want them all to die of a heart attack
Or suffocating from the encloses spaces
I want to see their eyes roll back in their faces

Why make a bush or a thorn maze
Endless and invisible putting inmates in a daze
Will they ever get out
I don't care
I do not doubt
They'll all die in there

Why make a bush or a thorn maze
Endless and invisible putting inmates in a daze
Will they ever get out
I don't care
I do not doubt
They'll all die in there

Some little jerks think they have what it takes
To get out of my glass box of a maze
They're pushing and shoving, and moving along at an alarming rate
But they're not allowed to reach the end, that's not their fate
They didn't learn a lesson or gain anything
Just survival of the fittest is all they will bring
Out of my torture and their pain
What do they think this is, a silly game?
So I'll let them reach the very end
Cry tears of joy and reach for their friends
But when they get to them, they'll all be dead
I'll have already gotten to them and chopped off their heads
The survivors will cry for they have been duped
Guess I should put them back in my chicken coop
If they survive the experiment again it'll be a miracle
I'll change up the position of all the glass, just to be difficult

Why make a bush or a thorn maze
Endless and invisible putting inmates in a daze
Will they ever get out
I don't care
I do not doubt
They'll all die in there

Why make a bush or a thorn maze
Endless and invisible putting inmates in a daze
Will they ever get out
I don't care
I do not doubt
They'll all die in there



I'm gunna kill these people whether they like it or not
Watch over them gleefully as they all waste away and rot
And just to be difficult I made the maze worse
Added in booby traps to add some spice to the course
Got to make these villains push themselves harder
Got to see if they can push on farther and farther
In a futile effort to prove they have some worth
But all I want is to see them die quickly on this Earth

[Emperor Pilaf]

i know this little monkey boy who's the source of my problems
everytime i try to find a dragon ball he's got em

he stands in my way everytime i try to play
the world domination super villain game

i just want to rule and have all my geishas drool
everytime we sit and we chill by my pool

i want all my opponents to cower before me
when im on myspace all my fans whore me

they know im the greatest and they know im a badass
and the only thing i need is some dragon ball magic

then ill be more powerful than the legend bob saget
the powers in my reach and i can almost grab it

and yes i will take it with a hard iron fist
then bulma will get my special treatment kiss

but again in the end my plans will be stalled
that damn monkeyboy will steal my dragon balls

(chorus)

goku steals my balls just to be difficult
i need my balls back, it's indeed critical

goku steals my balls just to be difficult
without my dragon balls i feel miniscule

goku steals my balls just to be difficult
i need my balls back, it's indeed critical

goku steals my balls just to be difficult
without my dragon balls i feel miniscule

(verse2)

goku needs a shower he smells kind of rank
he destroyed my castle as a giant ape

if i could i would cut off his tail
i am the king and you will hail

unfortunately goku is the primate alpha male
everytime i try to make a wish im full of fail

i tried to enlist the help of king piccolo
but we disagreed because i'm a gigalo

he didn't like the fact that i pimp the hoes
he thought it was wack i watch that dragon ball show

i break down the fourth wall you know how i do
goku breaks my castle walls at the full moon

that kids to strong he destroyed my mech suit
he saved earth played piccolo like a neck flute

and again in the end my plans will be stalled
that damn monkeyboy will steal my dragon balls