Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to take a moment
at this time to introduce my main man,
Mr. Tomato.
There is nowhere on earth that you will find
a more concentrated form of what women want.
He's a lean mean sex machine,
fueled by funk and mutual consent.
He's the baddest muthafucka that you've ever seen
I guarantee your lady's been into his tent
Next to this man you aint no star
your gonna find that it's time you gotta raise the bar
If you wanna get laid like you know who
you gotta move like cool, like Tomato do
with a smooth hand tapping that he gets down
the epitome of why the women love the brown
you better move on over take notes if you like
cuz Tomato's gonna show you how to move in the night
Now Mr. Tomato, you've been an inspiration for
decades to up and coming ladies men all over the
world. In fact, I understand you taught the likes of
James Dean
James Bond
James Brown ..James Brown
Could you please tell us
a little bit about how you came to acquire
the illustrious legendary title of
Mr. Tomato
Because I'm round
and juicy
and very full of seed
I may be ripe
and squishy
but I'm everything you need
Mr.. Tomato
aw... shit, that's waht I'm talking bout
you da man, uh
James Brown aint got nuthin on you baby
you da biggest most baddest mothafucka since Leroy Brown
you da baddest junkyard dog in this town
that's why the presiden't wife calls you daddy
hell my momma calls you daddy
that's right
move on over take notes if you like
cuz Tomato's gonna show you how to move in the night
that's right
Because I'm round
and juicy
and very full of seed
I may be ripe
and squishy
but I'm everything you need
Tomato
TOMATO by Blues Manufacturing Facility
(drum intro)
(guitar intro)
tomato woman messin with my mind
tomato woman with your cheap designs
tomato woman fill me with desire
try and tempt me with the devil's fire
(guitar solo)
tomato woman your hair is red
tomato woman messin with my head
tomato woman in your stone washed jeans
i don't need your war machine
(guitar solo)
tomato lady yeah you got the juice
tomato baby and you're on the loose
got me beggin down upon my knees
won't you gimme just a little squeeze, please
(guitar solo)
tomato mama takin all my time
tomato baby and you say its mine
tomato woman won't you let me be
tomato woman won't you set me free
(guitar outro)
(drum outro)
(drum intro)
(guitar intro)
tomato woman messin with my mind
tomato woman with your cheap designs
tomato woman fill me with desire
try and tempt me with the devil's fire
(guitar solo)
tomato woman your hair is red
tomato woman messin with my head
tomato woman in your stone washed jeans
i don't need your war machine
(guitar solo)
tomato lady yeah you got the juice
tomato baby and you're on the loose
got me beggin down upon my knees
won't you gimme just a little squeeze, please
(guitar solo)
tomato mama takin all my time
tomato baby and you say its mine
tomato woman won't you let me be
tomato woman won't you set me free
(guitar outro)
(drum outro)
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MintyHandy
- Goldman
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Tomato
by Minty Handy
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Tomato in your salad
nestled quietly between the greens
If you listen very closely
you can hear it when tomato sings
He says I like you
and I respectfully submit you should not eat me
You complete me
and I believe that we might really get along
That's why I sing this song
Tomato in your burger
lurking comfortably inside the bun
Hear his message and repeat it
Soon the masses will be joined as one
He says I love you
and you undoubtedly have certain reservations
and taste sensations
but if you spare me we can learn to get along
That's why I sing this song
Tomato in your sandwich
sitting quietly beneath the greens
You should listen very closely
so you can hear it when tomato sings
Tomato!
by Minty Handy
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Tomato in your salad
nestled quietly between the greens
If you listen very closely
you can hear it when tomato sings
He says I like you
and I respectfully submit you should not eat me
You complete me
and I believe that we might really get along
That's why I sing this song
Tomato in your burger
lurking comfortably inside the bun
Hear his message and repeat it
Soon the masses will be joined as one
He says I love you
and you undoubtedly have certain reservations
and taste sensations
but if you spare me we can learn to get along
That's why I sing this song
Tomato in your sandwich
sitting quietly beneath the greens
You should listen very closely
so you can hear it when tomato sings
Tomato!
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Caravan Ray
- bono
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- Location: Toowoomba, Queensland
- Contact:
Tomato
- Caravan Ray
Lizzie sits on the ground near the Crown eating ice-cream
on her chin dribble down dribble down to her parka
like she did yesterday and she will do tomorrow
everyday near the Crown on the ground in the gutter
but she's got her heart in the right place
she's got a heart of gold
she's got a heart as big as Phar Lap
in the heart of the city in the heart of the city
in the cold of the morning as the sun breaks through
Charlie shuffles down the street no lace in his shoe
breakfast sparkles in the sun in the sun like a smile
like the smile on his face where the rain clouds hide
but he's got his heart in the right place
he's got a heart of gold
he's got a heart as big as Phar Lap
in the heart of the city in the heart of the city where it's cold
in the cold of the night comes the rain down upon them
like the black of the sky come the boots down upon them
black like the sky rain the boots down upon them
and the crack of the thunder like the crack on the pavement
as the rain comes dwn through the cracks in the city
and the rain runs red runs red down the gutter
and the rain runs red runs red runns red
and the rain wash away wash away in the morning
all the cold of the city wash away down the gutter
and the sound of the city is the sound of the mourning
as it was yesterday and it will be tomorrow
but it's got it's heart in the right place
it's got a heart of gold
it's got a heart as big as Phar Lap
in the heart of the city in the heart of the city where it's cold
they've got their heart in the right place
they've got a heart of gold
they've got a heart as big as Phar Lap
in the heart of the city in the heart of the city where it's cold
- Caravan Ray
Lizzie sits on the ground near the Crown eating ice-cream
on her chin dribble down dribble down to her parka
like she did yesterday and she will do tomorrow
everyday near the Crown on the ground in the gutter
but she's got her heart in the right place
she's got a heart of gold
she's got a heart as big as Phar Lap
in the heart of the city in the heart of the city
in the cold of the morning as the sun breaks through
Charlie shuffles down the street no lace in his shoe
breakfast sparkles in the sun in the sun like a smile
like the smile on his face where the rain clouds hide
but he's got his heart in the right place
he's got a heart of gold
he's got a heart as big as Phar Lap
in the heart of the city in the heart of the city where it's cold
in the cold of the night comes the rain down upon them
like the black of the sky come the boots down upon them
black like the sky rain the boots down upon them
and the crack of the thunder like the crack on the pavement
as the rain comes dwn through the cracks in the city
and the rain runs red runs red down the gutter
and the rain runs red runs red runns red
and the rain wash away wash away in the morning
all the cold of the city wash away down the gutter
and the sound of the city is the sound of the mourning
as it was yesterday and it will be tomorrow
but it's got it's heart in the right place
it's got a heart of gold
it's got a heart as big as Phar Lap
in the heart of the city in the heart of the city where it's cold
they've got their heart in the right place
they've got a heart of gold
they've got a heart as big as Phar Lap
in the heart of the city in the heart of the city where it's cold
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boltoph
- Orwell
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- Submitting as: Gert
- Location: Boston, MA
- Contact:
He's just a nose
and a chin
he is him
a little snide
he's not ashamed
He doesn't mind the waste
he doesn't hide the fact that he's a little pissed
as a matter of fact, he's a little psyched about it!
Tomato
he's a hot tomato
tomato
He's actually screaming for his life
his teeth are actually grinding
he's actually screaming
He's a hot tomato
and a chin
he is him
a little snide
he's not ashamed
He doesn't mind the waste
he doesn't hide the fact that he's a little pissed
as a matter of fact, he's a little psyched about it!
Tomato
he's a hot tomato
tomato
He's actually screaming for his life
his teeth are actually grinding
he's actually screaming
He's a hot tomato