What pies do you like?

erik · Post by **erik** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:54 am

So, I'm part of this karaoke league. In an effort to promote a dance party atmosphere, I am giving away a free slice of pie next week to anyone who dances in front of the stage for a whole song.

Pop quiz, hotshot: What are the 4* types of pies that would be most likely to make you consider shaking your ass in order to get a free slice?

*FOUR!

Post by jb » Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:56 am

Coconut creme
Chocolate mousse
Peach Cobbler (I like fruit cobblers better than pies)
Lemon meringue

GlennCase · Post by **GlennCase** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:16 am

Key Lime
Banana Cream

ROCK!

Glenn Case

Billy's Little Trip · Post by **Billy's Little Trip** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:36 am

Peach
Banana cream
Apple
Cheese cake (I know it has cake in the name, but I consider it a pie).

Kill Me Sarah · Post by **Kill Me Sarah** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:01 am

Blackberry
Blackberry
Rhubarb
Blackberry

bz£ · Post by **bz£** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:40 am

Cheesecake has two extra bonuses: it's solid enough that you can just hand out slices on a napkin or paper plate and people can eat with their hands, and you can make cheesecake puns at the gals in tight pants.

Niveous · Post by **Niveous** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:57 am

Bourbon Pecan
Key Lime
Banana Cream
Apple Rasberry

jimtyrrell · Post by **jimtyrrell** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:09 pm

In order of preference:

1) Boston Cream Pie
2) Pumpkin Pie
3) Lemon Meringue Pie
4) Coconut Cream Pie

Post by jb » Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:42 pm

OMFG I forgot Pecan! I AM ASHAMED!

Put that at the TOP, and take lemon meringue OFF MY LIST.

I looooove pecan pie.

anti-m · Post by **anti-m** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:24 pm

Oh, and incidentally...

My friends and I made a bunch of pies for the fourth! YUM! I LIKE PIE!

My personal favorites:
(The fruit has to be in season btw...)

Rhubarb
Strawberry
Peach
Apple

I also like French Silk.

Caravan Ray · Post by **Caravan Ray** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:32 pm

WTF is wrong with all you people!?!?!?!?

What is all this shit

PIES ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE MEAT IN THEM PEOPLE!!!!

If there is no meat in them - it's not a pie. It is just a big, homosexual lump of pastry?

So - the 4 pies you should have are:
steak
steak and mushroom
steak and bacon
curry

AND DON'T SKIMP ON THE TOMMY SAUCE

And pies are eaten whole. You can't slice them - the meat will dribble out and burn your fingers.

(and if Sausage Boy is there - I don't wan't to hear anything about that disgusting Adelaidian mushy peas crap)

anti-m · Post by **anti-m** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:40 pm

Caravan Ray wrote:WTF is wrong with all you people!?!?!?!?

What is all this shit

PIES ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE MEAT IN THEM PEOPLE!!!!

If there is no meat in them - it's not a pie. It is just a big, homosexual lump of pastry?

Oh yeah! I do like a savory pie too -- in addition to my homosexual pastry proclivities.

One of our pubs makes a delicious steak and kidney... but I don't think that'd be a popular option amongst your crowd.

I do occasionally make these savory tart-like thingies that are filled with curried vegetables, mostly of the "root" variety. Those are always a hit. You could easily convert them to a meaty treat.

HeuristicsInc · Post by **HeuristicsInc** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:00 pm

Who wants to eat kidneys? The fact that they are involved in making urine means I don't wanna eat them.

I can't eat milk anymore so I would not engage in any cream pies (or cheesecake). Let's say pecan, lemon meringue, cherry, and either apple with crumby topping or strawberry rhubarb.
-bill

Caravan Ray · Post by **Caravan Ray** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:13 pm

I love a steak and kidney pie!

As Mr Joyce says:

Mr Leopold Bloom ate with relish the inner organs of beasts and fowls. He liked thick giblet soup, nutty gizzards, a stuffed roast heart, liver slices fried with crustcrumbs, fried hencod's roes. Most of all he liked grilled mutton kidneys which gave to his palate a fine tang of faintly scented urine.
- Ulysses (1922) p. 53

erik · Post by **erik** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:22 pm

Caravan Ray wrote:PIES ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE MEAT IN THEM PEOPLE!!!![/url]

If there is no meat in them - it's not a pie. It is just a big, homosexual lump of pastry.

In that case, what are your 4 favorite homosexual lumps of pastry? No one is going to want to dance for a free meat pie that must be eaten whole.

Billy's Little Trip · Post by **Billy's Little Trip** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:17 pm

jb wrote:OMFG I forgot Pecan! I AM ASHAMED!

That makes two of us. I LOVE pecan pie, and after seeing Niveous's bourbon pecan pie, I must have this....in my mouth.....now.

edit..........with cool hhhwhip!

Caravan Ray · Post by **Caravan Ray** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:27 pm

erik wrote:
Caravan Ray wrote:PIES ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE MEAT IN THEM PEOPLE!!!![/url]

If there is no meat in them - it's not a pie. It is just a big, homosexual lump of pastry.
In that case, what are your 4 favorite homosexual lumps of pastry? No one is going to want to dance for a free meat pie that must be eaten whole.

What! Are you completely insane!!

Of course people will dance for a free meat pie.

People will do anything for a free meat pie.

Apparently proper pies are available in the USA. Get some of them and people will boogalooing and whatoosiing like mad things.

Paco Del Stinko · Post by **Paco Del Stinko** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:45 pm

I have a song I wrote may years ago called "Meat Pie". But I still think of pie as the homo kind. Faves:
Blueberry
Lemon Meringue
Rum Chiffon (talk about homo sounding- but floats off your fork!)
Banana Cream

Better than it sounds pie my mom makes: cranberry raisin

P.S. - I have nothing against "homos", and/or their pies.

Billy's Little Trip · Post by **Billy's Little Trip** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:47 pm

John, wouldn't a meat pie be the same as a fucked up slice of pie after your first bite, therefore letting the meat juices run down your fingers?
........yeah, now what boomerang boy?

Also, I want to try a scoop of the mashed peas and gravy on a meat pie. I don't like peas in particular, but it really looked good on food travels on FoodTv.

Caravan Ray · Post by **Caravan Ray** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:24 pm

Billy's Little Trip wrote:John, wouldn't a meat pie be the same as a fucked up slice of pie after your first bite, therefore letting the meat juices run down your fingers?
.

Not if you eat it properly.
Here are the instructions for how to eat a pie. There is a test at the end of it.

The world's best pie is this one - from the Darby St Pie Shop, near Bar Beach, Newcastle NSW.

bz£ · Post by **bz£** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:32 pm

Billy's Little Trip wrote:I must have this....in my mouth.....now.

I normally like to think I'm above this sort of thing, but that has to go in a signature! Too bad the part about "with cool whip" won't fit.

Billy's Little Trip · Post by **Billy's Little Trip** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:11 pm

Awww crap! I said a mouthful there, didn't I?.

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