Cryptic Comment

[drë]

Cryptic Comment
andre was here at midnight

Everyone, find someone quick
i got reasons, to tell you this,
i had a dream where the world ends today!

and their you are, by yourself
with your thoughts
and your future in the figertips of your god!

i dont know whats going on,
but sometimes i think their is more to this!

you read the books, and lived throught them
you learned the words
but deep down inside, you know it dosent add up!

so just give up, let yourself go
you know sometimes,
you got to loose youself, just to findout where to go!

i dont know whats going on,
but sometimes i think their is more to this!

[nyjm]

cryptic comment
noah mclauglin

when you wake all alone
keep the candle burning
till i come home

travel nigh to the moon
carry everything you love
i'm coming soon

you're my kite and i your string
sail away on winds of love
from everything

those were the last words
she said to me

there is a star that i know well
she tells a shining fortune
she casts a lovely spell

a whispered tune, melodic hint
i never could understand
just what she meant

twilight dreams light your way
hold tight to your breath
and wait for day

those were the last words
she said to me

[Caravan Ray]

Cryptic Comment
- Caravan Ray
(Lyrics by the cryptic crossword compiler, Taranaki Daily News, 20/7/08)


Lyrics:
11 down
14 down
16 down and 8 across
13 down

Chorus:
2 down
21 across
2 down
19 down

5 across
going down
5 across

4 down
5 across
(9 across)
(25 across)
(9 across)

Chorus:
2 down
21 across
2 down
19 down

[Aardwolves]

Cryptic Comment
Aardwolves

Can you help me understand
What you're trying to say?
Cause when you speak, your words
Well, they get in the way

Can you paraphrase it, please?
It's like you're speaking Japanese
When you say, "Can't you see you repulse me?"
What's that supposed to mean?

You're skilled at cryptic comments
Like when you tell me, "We've got nought in common
Won't you leave me be and crawl away to die?
You're creepy and you're weepy
And you've got a lazy eye
What's the deal? You're not appealing
Goodbye"

Your remarks are awfully stealthy
Like when you say this isn't healthy
Asked me if I'd heard a single word you said

Well, I hear you loud and clear man
Let's go far away from here, then
You can help me do my best to comprehend

Those sneaky cryptic comments
Get me oh-so-hot-and-bothered
Even if it's all just garbled double-speak
You're kind of cute and cuddly
When you tell me that I'm fugly
Proverbially speaking
You're the apple of my eye
I'll see you when you're sleeping
Goodbye

[GlennCase]

Glenn Case
Cryptic Comment

Are you serious?
Nah, you can't be
I'd rather think that it's a joke, it's what I hope
I have a feeling that it's not, though

How can you possibly
Think you're sneaky?
YOU STAND OUT LIKE A MUSTARD STAIN UNDER A BLACK LIGHT
[You're freaky]

But, just in case
You do believe it
That despite all common sense, you are convinced
You're a master of disguise

Let me assure you
You're fooling no one
EVERYONE CAN SEE YOU FORGOT TO ZIP YOUR FLY
[You're funny]

(CHORUS)
YOU MOUTH OFF, AND THINK I WON'T KNOW
You're not as clever as you think you are, though
THERE ISN'T MUCH THERE TO DECODE
Tell yourself you're funny, no one else will
YOU DON'T HAVE A LIFE OF YOUR OWN
But, why obsess on mine
I'm not interested in what you have to say, don't even waste your time

Oh, you're fake
But I can see it
Why do you even try to hide it, I decided
Long ago that there's no point

So, stop pretending
I don't believe it
YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE, AND YOU NEVER HAVE


But if you must
Continue acting
Go ahead and keep it up, I'll know you're stuck
in a never ending role

But you never
Will affect me
YOU'RE JUST IRRITATED CAUSE YOU HAVE NO SOUL
[You're empty]

[Steve Durand]

Cryptic Comment

By Steve Durand

Pardon me, Dear
If I don't seem to know
What you're thinking

I misunderstand
If I think that it's clear
What you say

It's a failure to communicate
The cryptic comment is your stock in trade
There's no need to prolong the debate
If you'd just say what you mean

You're speaking in code
And I can't get a hold
Of your meaning

I hear the words
But I don't know
If we see eye to eye

It's a failure to communicate
The cryptic comment is your stock in trade
There's no need to prolong the debate
If you'd just say what you mean

We speak the same language
And yet I'm not sure
That it's not just some
Sleight of hand

I think that I might need
An interpreter
'Cause right now
I don't understand

It's a failure to communicate
The cryptic comment is your stock in trade
There's no need to prolong the debate
Why don't you just say what you mean

[Kill Me Sarah]

Cryptic Comment
by Kill Me Sarah

You said something crazy
but I understood just what you meant
Everybody should have a buddy who can
decipher childish rants

We all go a little crazy
that is just the nature of the beast
but when people stare, eyebrows lifted
I will be your decoder ring

You feel so isolated
when you get yourself into these moods
but I know you'll soon be back to normal
so I don't hold it against you

You made some cryptic comment
and I think it was about my mom
but I'll let it slide 'cause I will need you
to return the favor later on

You said something crazy
but I know you're a good soul
so I'll be your right hand man
until you're back to yourself

We all go a little crazy
that is just a fact of life
but if you find yourself sinking
I will be your flotation device

[Denyer]

Cryptic Comment by MC Paul Denyer

I've got a twelve inch foot
Yeah you can have a look
I've got a dick in my pants
That'll make the bitches dance
Not with glee but with fear
When I stick it in their rear
Because I don't ask permission
Shut up and listen
I've got a really big dick and that gives me the right
To have a prostitute on it every day and every night
But they won't accept my custom
So I take out my fists and I fucking punch 'em
This the way you do it when you've got a huge wiener
I stick it in who I like then I'm like see ya
I be the king of stabbing bitches with my thing
In a rap battle I will lose in a rape battle I will win
I hope you didn't fail to recognise
I'm the man with the dick the size of your thighs
So I grab a hold of them and force it up your pooper
And snitches get stitches so be a fucking trooper

I don't like rock music or rock cocaine
Putting bullets in your brain like Curt Cobain
My girlfriend so vain but her face so plain
That it hardly seem worth the effort. Know what I'm saying?
I kick 25 raps in a day with my man Jonno Hay
And pity any fool who get in the way
Because I don't smoke blunts I smoke cunts
Who want to represent an area I don't care for
MCPD and his MPC
Are on your MP3 go 'head and envy me

[boltoph]

What would you like to know?
just a comment about the wind
the way it blows all around
would you like to know what I said?

Any way you want to hear it
any way you want to tell
any way you want to know
it takes us closer to hell

At what's fair
tell you what you didn't want to hear
we all go there

What would you like to know?
was it everything that you hoped?

What you hear
a comment nestled in your ear
cryptic, gonna don the never
never hear the words

Understated the notion
undervalued the word
a cryptic killer
every comment you made but never heard
what you wanted to tell but never said

Understated the notion
understanding no words

Cryptic, over the edge
cryptic, push you all down
understated the notion
undervalue the word

[Märk]

Cryptic Comment by Sven Mullet (unsubmitted)

The dog is on the cheese
Encephalitic breeze
The eggs are like a snake
Jesus on the take

Your eyes are flaming mice
Left is good advice
I love her silver pout
I'm filtering your doubt

What the hell are you trying to say? X4

I'm coughing at your smile
The laughs are in a pile
Remote control demise
I'm folding up your lies

What the hell are you trying to say? X4

A to the R to the X O P
C V J to the power of three
Feeling 7-Up look at me!
Look at me!

The rent is dubious
I feel the hot justice
The clock is spinning yarns
The horse is burning barns

What the hell are you trying to say? X4