For Fun: Kevin and Mud

[Paco Del Stinko]

Kevin Knows I'm Miserable Now - the Smittys

I Mud You, I Honestly Mud You... Olivia Newton Longjohns

[Caravan Ray]

Kevin Knows I'm Miserable Now - the Smittys

I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour
But Kevin knows I'm miserable now

I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
And Kevin knows I'm miserable now


Heh! For all of these songs I keep picturing Kevin Rudd - Australian Prime Minister

[HeuristicsInc]

Kevin, Kevin is a place
a place where nothing
nothing ever happens - Talking Heads
-bill

[Spud]

Knock, knock, knockin' on Kevin's door...

edit - sorry C.R. I was late to the party. didn't know there was a page 1.

[Rabid Garfunkel]

You can't hurry mud
No, you'll just have to wait
Mud don't come easy
It's a game of give and take

The Muuuuudddd Boat...

Heh.

[Märk]

It's mud
That holds it all together
I just had to let you know

"It's Mud" by King's X

[Lunkhead]

"Imagine There's No Kevin" is a great band name. Somebody please enter SongFight! with that.

Could that be the band name for our long delayed funk collaboration, Sam?

ROCK!

Glenn Case

Yeah!! Actually, I don't really care what name we use, as long as we do it some day. (My previous idea for a name for that collab was "Dr. Funkhead".) It seems like you've had a fair amount of time for music lately? Erin's parents are staying with us till Tuesday, but after that I should have time for a while.

[signboy]

and it feels...
and it feels like...
Kevin is so far away


Jesus muds me this I know...

[Eric Y.]

Jesus muds me this I know...

Wasn't that on the "Buckwheat Sings" collection?

Anyway.


These are all (for some strange reason) Collective Soul.

#1
No more living in darkness
Now that mud lights my way
I don't need any new changes
To make me mud today

Who could bring me Kevin
When Kevin's already here

#2
Mud is in the water
Mud is in the air
Show me where to go
Tell me will mud be there
(Will mud be there)

Teach me how to speak
Teach me how to share
Teach me where to go
Tell me will mud be there
(Will mud be there)

Oh, Kevin let your light shine down (x4)

#3
Plant a little seed
Soon it starts growing
Shed a little light
Soon we'll be glowing
Hear a little tune
Then we'll start singing
Give a little mud
Then mud will start breathing

I'm gonna breathe mud
Yeah, I'm gonna take a deep breath for you

[Hoblit]

And I think I mentioned here before elswhere how an old school friend of mine, Doug, used to like to put his name in songs in place of "love"
eg.

It must be Doug, Doug Doug ....ba..bah
- Madness

Doug doesn't come in a minute! Sometimes he doesn't come at all.
- Silly Doug Songs - Paul Macartney & Wings

All you need is Doug
- The Beatles

Doug instead of mud makes some of these lines infinitely funnier. Especially ones with the word 'come' that can be construed into...well, you know.

Rabid's example: Doug don't come easy which is similar to your Paul McCartney example.

[Billy's Little Trip]

Imagine there's no Kevin, is still my favorite so far.