That "instructions" link had me pissing my pants!Caravan Ray wrote:Not if you eat it properly.Billy's Little Trip wrote:John, wouldn't a meat pie be the same as a fucked up slice of pie after your first bite, therefore letting the meat juices run down your fingers?
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Here are the instructions for how to eat a pie. There is a test at the end of it.
The world's best pie is this one - from the Darby St Pie Shop, near Bar Beach, Newcastle NSW.
By the way. In the great U.S. of A, we call meat pies, Hot Pockets. Maybe if I follow your instruction, they won't be as painful going in as they are coming out.