Who is your audience?

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fluffy wrote:Here's one I took in May and kept on forgetting to post here:
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These flyers were pasted all over the neighborhood I work in, and not a single one had any sort of contact information.
I'm glad you said it didn't have contact info, I was wondering what was funny about it. :lol:
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fluffy wrote:Here's one I took in May and kept on forgetting to post here:
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These flyers were pasted all over the neighborhood I work in, and not a single one had any sort of contact information.
At least they wrote the date down 3 times.
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I took this a couple years ago in Seattle. Still makes me laugh.
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Why, because it's not wrapped good whilst being clearly labeled as fragile?
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Hey, I know that one.
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I would certainly hope so.
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Billy's Little Trip wrote:Why, because it's not wrapped good whilst being clearly labeled as fragile?
A banged up pipe strapped to a beam with "FRAGILE" stenciled onto it. I dunno, it's just funny.

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Bloomberg wants another term. So it seems DOT is getting "nice"?

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"Please"??? "Your cooperation is Requested"??? They used to just tow your sorrow car and let you find it where ever...
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irwin wrote:
Billy's Little Trip wrote:Why, because it's not wrapped good whilst being clearly labeled as fragile?
A banged up pipe strapped to a beam with "FRAGILE" stenciled onto it. I dunno, it's just funny.

But then I've never been accused of being difficult to amuse.
Oh, it's an air duct pipe. I see it now. Last night it looked like something long wrapped in packing paper with zip ties around it.
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I prefer my webdesigners completely naive about anything computer-related.
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Rabid Garfunkel wrote:
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Really?
Well, I just so happen to be a web designer with no computer knowledge. I call this piece, "The Web Rings"
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Web designers with computers = SISSIES

Use an Etch-a-Sketch like any real designer would.
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Crayon comping, bitches! Craaaaaaay-oooooonnnnnssss!

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I can't believe I took the time to draw circles and lines to make a round web just for the sake of a terrible joke. WTF is wrong with me?
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Today's amusement: Walmart's site allows association of arbitrary product images with other products through URL manipulation. Some examples:

http://walmart.ca/wps-portal/storelocat ... goryId=193

http://walmart.ca/wps-portal/storelocat ... goryId=880

http://walmart.ca/wps-portal/storelocat ... oryId=1332

Just find a product and replace the imageId=X with that of a another product.

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Yeah, the DC Metro is bike friendly:

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