The Great Big Songfighter Birthday Thread
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Re: The Great Big Songfighter Birthday Thread
Happy birthday to Jon Eric! How's about a song, young, talented fella?
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Thanks. 
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HBD Denyer.
I wrote a rap about you a long time ago, but never recorded it. It goes something like this:
MC Denyah
He will offend ya
Get in his face and he's gonna fuckin' bend ya
Over the table and anally rend ya
You gonna need
A doctor to mend ya
You gonna bleed till the middle of Novembah
(etc)
I wrote a rap about you a long time ago, but never recorded it. It goes something like this:
MC Denyah
He will offend ya
Get in his face and he's gonna fuckin' bend ya
Over the table and anally rend ya
You gonna need
A doctor to mend ya
You gonna bleed till the middle of Novembah
(etc)
* this is not a disclaimer
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Happy birthday, Poopsie!
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thanks niggas.
recorded or not this is the best song that has been written about meMärk wrote:MC Denyah
He will offend ya
Get in his face and he's gonna fuckin' bend ya
Over the table and anally rend ya
You gonna need
A doctor to mend ya
You gonna bleed till the middle of Novembah
(etc)
Niveous wrote:It's a song about your dick and there's just not enough material to satisfy.
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Who's the best rapper on the fuckin internet?
Yeah, you bet
His beats make me sweat
His rhymes make me wet
I need a cigarette
When he cuts it to tape
His songs about rape
He's hearing voices like schizophrenia
All up in your ass it's MC Denyah!
Yeah, you bet
His beats make me sweat
His rhymes make me wet
I need a cigarette
When he cuts it to tape
His songs about rape
He's hearing voices like schizophrenia
All up in your ass it's MC Denyah!
* this is not a disclaimer
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Bustin' out from the south side of the globe
He'll get in yo head like an anal probe
Knee high to a penis
but gotz balls of steel
He'll slip it in when you're sleepin'
like a greasy banana peel
Raps so wicked,
your bones crumble inside
folds you up like origami
and wanks off on your hide
Beats so fresh, they're prepubescent
Make your balls drop and your piss fluorescent
*passes it back to Marky Mark and the donkey punch*
He'll get in yo head like an anal probe
Knee high to a penis
but gotz balls of steel
He'll slip it in when you're sleepin'
like a greasy banana peel
Raps so wicked,
your bones crumble inside
folds you up like origami
and wanks off on your hide
Beats so fresh, they're prepubescent
Make your balls drop and your piss fluorescent
*passes it back to Marky Mark and the donkey punch*
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Pardon me if I'm mistaken...but isn't it Front's B'day?
Happy B'day MC Frontalot.
Happy B'day MC Frontalot.
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Happy Birthday Anti-Em!
Paaaaarrrrrrttttyyyy
Paaaaarrrrrrttttyyyy
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Happy birthday, Emily! 
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Yo, Em! Take a snow day, why doncha? 
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Hey, thanks kids! I DID have a snowday! Er... Yesterday. Today I'm here, but that's OK. The fact that my work was canceled due to a half inch of snow was frankly, a little embarrassing. ( ;
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Aaah! I'm so jealous.anti-m wrote:Hey, thanks kids! I DID have a snowday! Er... Yesterday. Today I'm here, but that's OK. The fact that my work was canceled due to a half inch of snow was frankly, a little embarrassing. ( ;

It was minus 35 degrees yesterday with a retarded amount of snow. And I still had to go to school!
ps - happy birthday!
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So I was listening to Egg Carton Zoo today and then I read this thread. Coincedence!
Happy Birthday, Anti-M!
Happy Birthday, Anti-M!
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Happy birthday to our collective lord and savior, BLT Christ! Or is that Crust? Either way, happy birthday, Chris! Here's a little bit of extra squeeze in your man-hug!
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Awwwwuh, thanks you big lunk. It's 9:00am and I'm waiting for everyone to wake up to open presents. I put on a big pot of coffee and made everyone a big breakfast, so their noses should be waking them up anytime now. 
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Happy Competing Holidays, BLT
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HBD BLT!
I couldn't decide if I wanted to give you a b-day present or a x-mas present... so I sent you neither!
I couldn't decide if I wanted to give you a b-day present or a x-mas present... so I sent you neither!
From spoken word to actual singing, I can screw up any style with style. 
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It's the thought that counts, Rone.
Thanks for the birthday wishes, all. This is probably about how many will show up at my funeral.
Thanks for the birthday wishes, all. This is probably about how many will show up at my funeral.