May 4, 2009

Complain about your schedule. Apparently people like that sort of thing.
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Caravan Ray
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Re: May 4, 2009

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:lol: :lol:
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rone rivendale
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Re: May 4, 2009

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:shock:

lol, oh my God.
From spoken word to actual singing, I can screw up any style with style. :D
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Re: May 4, 2009

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Reïst wrote:
Rone Rivendale wrote:I don't get it. :?:
I was thinking along the lines of ...

[reist drunk slaps a nice looking woman's buttocks]
[guy] "what the hell man, that's my girl"
[reist] "oh dang, another bar fight ... RONE!"
[guy] "rone?"
[enter rone]
[rone stares guy in the face and begins to rap]
"Did my time and now I'm free
Better watch out it's the new me

Didn't do it doesn't matter
Paid my dues and got much phatter

Went in as a skinny nothing
Came back out a buff something

Was kind hearted when I started
But my imprisonment has made me retarded

I'm back from Juvie and I'm out to stay
But if you know what's good for you you'll keep away"

[everybody pauses for a moment, then a disco ball comes down and everybody dances]
[reist] "thanks, rone"
[rone] "no problem, mang. oh dang, it's 11 oclock, time for my hot webcam chat with melvin"
[curtain]
If that story had smileys, it would be perfect. :lol:
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Re: May 4, 2009

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:lol: That burn was award-worthy.
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