June 5, 2007

[Caravan Ray]

My real last name sounds like British slang for a vulgar act. Everyone on the planet is a comedy genius and points this out to me. It is so very entertaining every single time.

Fluffy Ferkyfoodle?



ferkyfoodle v. To feed a lady's pony (qv) through her dung hampers (qv).
feeding the pony v. One handed groping of a lady's toothless gibbon.
toothless gibbon n. See clapping fish.
clapping fish n. Female genitalia.
dung hampers n. Undercrackers; trolleys; bills.

Thank you to Roger Mellie's Profanisaurus
http://www.milkinfirst.com/dictionary/profanisaurus.htm

[fluffy]

:D

My sister's husband's last name, incidentally, is "N'Diaye," pronounced just like "'n die."

I swear I am not making this up.

[drë]

My last name isn't my real last name.

WTF... British witness protection program ? or are you parents Spies ?

Actually i grew up in a family of spies myself, but that's another story.

QOTD: plain and simple, had a good friend that listen to a lot of snoop and Dr Dre... somehow it stuck.

[fluffy]

My last name isn't my real last name.

WTF... British witness protection program ? or are you parents Spies ?

No, of course not, that would be silly