I'm kind o fdrink ruight now

[ujnhunter]

oh my fosd aignboy.. i hAve wild turkey in me nose!!!! we're gonna rock your face off next week... jusdt you wait!!!

[signboy]

It's nice to look in from the other side once in a while.

[jimtyrrell]

Split a bottle of wine at dinner, and came home to discover that I bought a bottle earlier this week and never got to it, so we're cracking that open now. This one's kinda cheap, so I'm mixing it with ginger ale. Got class comin' out my ass.

[fluffy]

D:

[signboy]

heh, that smiley looks like Jake Tucker

[ujnhunter]

Ciao, Come stai?

[signboy]

mannn, I just gout back from camp, and I felt the needs to drink. I real;;y thought I hads something for this fight, bUt now Is seee that I wouikd have one aftertnoon to git-r-dun. fukeet.

[ujnhunter]

ooh me gosh his face is upseedown!

[fluffy]

I was a bit tipsy earlier. Now I just have a headache. Good thing I don't have work on Monday, thanks to working for a Japanese corporation which still hasn't figured out that not all Federal holidays are created equal.

[ujnhunter]

caio bello... i wrote co-wrote two country songs tonigth... yes sir.

[HeuristicsInc]

i just watched the sabres win an excellent hockey game in accompaniment to some tasty wine. no, not drunk, just a crummy typist.
in bocca al lupo.
-bill

[Märk]

LOL EPIC FAIL @ LIFE. goddammit, that was stupid. WTF was I thinking?
Also, I can still type perfectly while drunk off my ass.

[HeuristicsInc]

well, what did you do? is it entertaining?
-bill

[Märk]

bill: I dunno, are failed relationships entertaining? Jerry Springer et al seem to think so.

[HeuristicsInc]

Like car crashes?
-bill

[Billy's Little Trip]

life is so much funnerer whilst drinking beer. I'm watching Munk and typing on this note book keyboard and I like it. It has normal sized keys. I hate texting.*grrr face* black berrys and the likes are so lame. NO IT'S NOT CUZ I'M NOT 20! It's just stupid. Howmany ways do I need to comunicate, srsly? I don't want a face book cuz I don't want fuck faces to find me. I want people that I know to find me, that's why I only give my number to people I actually LIKE! So twitter can kiss my ass and if myspace didn't offer free music hosting, then they could have kissed my ass too. BUT, the free music hosting thing saved their cyber asses....!
Anywho, ROCK!

[signboy]

so... gin & toniuc all night.
with a linme wedge cuzx I; m not a hilll william. OH my todd.
drucking funkj. and to amake it wordswe, the woman I was with is like the best est woman in the univbersew.
|IO am such an ass.
how do you cure insatiabnle assness?>
I mean, I didnd';t evce n sing anything and I; m still a royal aasss.
there needs to be a cure fore thisa.
I egven daaaarank water for the last twewo hours
but fu ck
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heh I said but fuck.,

[ujnhunter]

man, i could have sworn i was in this thread last night... guess not...

[shadowy puppetmaster]

THAT IS WHAT YOU THINK

[JonPorobil]

OMG SURPRISE PARTY.

MY WIFE ROCKS.

WE HAVE A LOT OF LIQUOR.

WOOT.

[Paco Del Stinko]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww!!!

[fluffy]

I must be a bit drunk too as I set up a Twitter account for one of my comic characters. Said character is trying to learn to communicate. Please give it advice!