Belabored day (9/8/9)

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Tue Sep 08, 2009 1:35 pm

I'm having a hell of a time getting back into the groove of getting stuff done at work. How about you?

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:21 pm

damnit my wrists suck again

rone rivendale · Post by **rone rivendale** » Tue Sep 08, 2009 9:14 pm

Funny you should say that. I hurt my wrist at work today. Being stupid and manly and trying to carry two 12 packs of Pepsi for customers one-handed. You do that enough times and joints/ligiments/whatever start to stretch and crackle and long story short I ended up with a bandage wrapped around my right wrist. (insert masterbation jokes here).

Märk · Post by **Märk** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 12:44 am

My god, your wrestling career might be over now.

Also, it's mastUrbation.

DRC: My kid phoned (obviously on her mom's orders) and asked me for money which I don't have for her band fees at school. I feel simultaneously angry and ashamed at not not being able to pay my kid's band class fees. But hey, have you checked the job market at the moment? Can we just blame all this on GW Bush? I'm currently mentally sorting my stuff into "keep" and "sell".

Caravan Ray · Post by **Caravan Ray** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 1:33 am

Märk wrote: Also, it's mastUrbation.

That's right. There is no "I" in "team" - but there is always a "U" in masturbation.

Billy's Little Trip · Wed Sep 09, 2009 12:56 pm

Caravan Ray wrote:
Märk wrote: Also, it's mastUrbation.
That's right. There is no "I" in "team" - but there is always a "U" in masturbation.

There's also an O at the end............if you do it right.
......or left.

See that tharr? What I did tharr?

Caravan Ray · Post by **Caravan Ray** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:42 pm

Billy's Little Trip wrote:
Caravan Ray wrote:
Märk wrote: Also, it's mastUrbation.
That's right. There is no "I" in "team" - but there is always a "U" in masturbation.
There's also an O at the end

Masturbatio!?!?!?! Isn't he a character in one of Shakespeares's plays?

All's Well That End's Well? As You like It? one of those....

Billy's Little Trip · Post by **Billy's Little Trip** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:06 pm

Caravan Ray wrote:Masturbatio!?!?!?! Isn't he a character in one of Shakespeares's plays?

If he isn't, he certainly should be.

HeuristicsInc · Post by **HeuristicsInc** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:55 am

Isn't he in the same play as Fellatio?
-bill

jimtyrrell · Post by **jimtyrrell** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 10:27 am

Taming of the Shrew?

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