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Funny product reviews on Amazon.com

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Quick, read them before Amazon purges the reviews! They're hilarious!

http://www.amazon.com/Denon-AKDL1-Dedic ... ewpoints=0
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Just to be safe, I've uploaded a copy of all reviews to date to http://jast.heapsort.de/stuff/miniwebar ... zon-denon/.
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someone is getting black toilet paper for Christmas!

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I doubt they will go away soon, that page has been up for a while now, and the earlier reviews are a year and a half old. Here's the product page on the Official Denon Website:

http://www.usa.denon.com/ProductDetails/3429.asp

There are interesting reviews on Amazon of some lower priced products, such as this Bic pen:

http://www.amazon.com/BIC-Cristal-Stic- ... B0010O094W

No, sorry, wrong item. This one:

http://www.amazon.com/Cristal-Ballpoint ... B00006IE6X

The "3 to 5 and still alive" review is just one of several that demonstrate the versatility of this seemingly mundane product.
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Thread title changed.

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One of the original funny Amazon review threads. For "Tuscan Whole Milk":

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00032 ... B00032G1S0

1,125 reviews. Seriously. Well, not so seriously.

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The ever present duct tape reviews:
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Introducing the Wattgate audio-grade power outlet:

http://www.amazon.com/Wattgate-Audio-Gr ... B000930W4M
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...and the Laptop Steering Wheel Desk... pics as well as reviews.
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