I'm kind o fdrink ruight now

[JonPorobil]

So... that wasn't the "Edit" button, was it?

[signboy]

Easily oine of the worst days evar. brewtle. fickin brewtle. got home at 4"30 it"s now 5:30. hammered. its working.
have fun at the live show yall, and make sure someoine records it so I can live throughj your good times vicariously,

[fluffy]

thom yorke wanted to own a furniture store where he'd sell couches and ottomans and whatever and so he was all like "let's call it sofa king" and people were all "okay why" and he was all "because I want to be SOFAKING SPECIAL"

wait i didn't tell that right

[Billy's Little Trip]

You sure love you some Thom Yorke. I've heard that joke before. But I'd still use it if the time was right.

[JonPorobil]

I tried to post here Saturday night after the show, but it was from my phone, and it must have crapped out. Either that or I was too drunk to operate it properly. Anyway, you guys missed it. My wife's uncle got me completely bombed. I suppose it helps when you're friends with the bartender.

[Caravan Ray]

Oh man...droooool.......the Qantas Club at Heathrow has sooo much free booze. And curry. I could live here. After 3 hours it feels like I live here. I'm haveing another bloody mary. And then I'm taking ,my pants off.

[nyjm]

And then I'm taking ,my pants off.

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Billy's Little Trip]

Q. why do Aussie's take their pants off when they drink?
A. because they are drunk.

~BLT 2011

[Manhattan Glutton]

I just woke up at 7AM with all the lights in the house on, and all of my clothes on. Today is going to hurt.

[nyjm]

I just woke up at 7AM with all the lights in the house on, and all of my clothes on. Today is going to hurt.

I suppose there are worse situations... but not too many.

[Paco Del Stinko]

Could've been outside, naked. Slightly worse.

[Manhattan Glutton]

Yeah, one time I woke up on the couch and I was laying on a piece of toast. The other 3 pieces were in the toaster oven. I ate them.

[Paco Del Stinko]

Ha! Should've finished the fourth as well. What's it matter at that point? Many, many years ago, I fell asleep with a frozen pizza in the oven. Thankfully, I had mis-set the oven and slow cooked it to a cracker-like condition. After realizing that I could've burnt the house down, I shrugged and ate my breakfast. Idiocy at it's best, there. Glad I've been sent back to the minor leagues.

[Billy's Little Trip]

I fell asleep in the spa one time. My wife woke me up and said, have you been in the spa all night? I said NO, jeeze.

I could have drown. And why the heck didn't she notice I wasn't in bed? I'm gonna call her at work right now and bitch at her! 8)

[Manhattan Glutton]

I shrugged and ate my breakfast.

We must go out drinking sometime.

I also found a couple bar glasses with the toast that time.

[RangerDenni]

I just asked for a bar napkin to place mah drink up on it! Because I am a SILVERIZED CREATURE!!!

[RangerDenni]

OMG!! it's Monday night at like 8!!'b

[Manhattan Glutton]

OMG!! it's Monday night at like 8!!'b

TYPICAL Denise.

[JonPorobil]

OMG!! it's Monday night at like 8!!'b

You probably had more fun than you would have at the bar I was playing at.

They cut us off because of some stupid noise ordinance. It's a bar on the freaking highway. I don't know why you need a noise ordinance on the highway - you could barely hear us over the sound of the passing cars anyway. I only got to drink half my beer, and we all drove away fuming.

[RangerDenni]

OMG!! it's Monday night at like 8!!'b

You probably had more fun than you would have at the bar I was playing at.

They cut us off because of some stupid noise ordinance. It's a bar on the freaking highway. I don't know why you need a noise ordinance on the highway - you could barely hear us over the sound of the passing cars anyway. I only got to drink half my beer, and we all drove away fuming.

ah, you got caught out by that! was it your first bust for it? that totally blows!
I had way too much fun. Needed to so I could get back on track tho with the way this week has gone I was actually meant to meet someone for an actual musical related reason (OOPS!!!), but was waylaid by McHusband and his McCocktails.
Hope the next one goes better.

[RangerDenni]

OMG!! it's Monday night at like 8!!'b

TYPICAL Denise.

Wow... someone let me have an iPhone and cocktails? and now i hace a laptop? GEEEZ.
i am a lightweight.

[inevitableguy]

Note to self (and others who may benefit): On weekday nights, the order of operations should be dinner, then Manhattans, not the othe way around.

Cheers!