November 13, 2011

[RangerDenni]

So my father-in-law is leaving to go back to Sydney tomorrow (he's been over visiting my husband and me). They're watching football (American football, my brother roped husband into THAT little pastime..and now Australia wins the American fantasy football drafts in our set..).
Anyway, I'm minding my business and wrapping up Internet stuff and Mike yells at me "LOOK! they're having a real Donnybrook!' Then he made me look it up. Apparently it's some kind of brawl. A free-for-all. I said "so I guess we are not going to be dining at Donnybrook farms then?" he just looked at me askance.

He liked my song thus week though, and he usually is supportivey-approvie-esquy, but not ameliorating. So I'll look up his Aussieisms. He's got his sexy accent back for a while, at any rate kinda nice to get linguistic surprises after almost 13 years

[Caravan Ray]

How on earth could you have a donny in Seppo football? The big softcocks all wear all that padding. Is it all christmas holds and squirrel gripping going on?

[fluffy]

For me it is already the 14th because I am in MOTHERFUCKING TOKYO.

[inevitableguy]

...I am in MOTHERFUCKING TOKYO.

I am MOTHERFUCKING JEALOUS.

[Billy's Little Trip]

For me it is already the 14th because I am in MOTHERFUCKING TOKYO.

You should order some American take out.

[RangerDenni]

Mike said: "it's true they do'nt have anyone like {insert spelling assistance} Stinkfist Hopoate.."

[RangerDenni]

squirrel gripping. that made laugh uproariously by the way.

[Caravan Ray]

Mike said: "it's true they do'nt have anyone like {insert spelling assistance} Stinkfist Hopoate.."

Hoppy was a dead set legend. Date picker extraordinaire

They even erected a statue in his honour in Brisbane:

[Caravan Ray]

For me it is already the 14th because I am in MOTHERFUCKING TOKYO.

I still beat you there by an hour. Because I am in MOTHERFUCKING TOOWOOMBA.

Is it true about the vending machines that sell soiled women's undergarments? In Tokyo I mean. We certainly don't have them in Toowoomba.

[fluffy]

I've mostly been in Shinagawa. That's more of a Harajuku thing.

[roymond]

I learned about that from a woman on a project team a few years ago. She was Chinese, though from Australia, and quietly beautiful and reserved. Shocked us on the early morning bus ride to the client with some comment like "At least I wasn't late because I was mailing my panties for sale." Almost spit my coffee.

[RangerDenni]

I just laid down a pretty emo post in today's roll call thread. I worry about my ability to contribute to my family, being a musician by trade. If we could conveniently sell our skivvies in this country, I'd feel a little more reserved.

[RangerDenni]

jeepers, creepers that sounded whorish!!!

:O

um...... so... #awkwardturtles and stuff..... Urmmmmmm..

[RangerDenni]

um......
uh....

UPDATE...

I guess I didn't GET IT before now. I JUST found out what 'Stinkfist' means.

I. Am. At. Frickkin. DINNER.
*sigh*

#aussieaussieaussie

[Billy's Little Trip]

You guys got me curious about Hopoate, so I looked him up.
"Controversy

During a 2001 clash with the Cowboys, Hopoate, in an attempt to unsettle several of his opponents, inserted his finger in three players' anuses, the first occurring during the seventh minute of play. At the conclusion of the match the matter was immediately referred to the rugby league judiciary where a case was put forward from both sides on 28 March.

Hopoate claimed in front of the panel of judges that he was simply attempting to give all three players "a wedgie" with his fingers, denying he had done anything wrong and that he was "a great believer in what happens on the field should stay there".[5]

The three victims in the case, Cowboys players Glenn Morrison, Peter Jones and Paul Bowman all disagreed with the reasoning put forward by Hopoate and his team. Jones stated, "It wasn't a wedgie. That's when your pants are pulled up your arse. I think I know the difference between a wedgie and someone sticking their finger up my bum", while Bowman stated that he was "disgusted" and "couldn't believe it."

[RangerDenni]

1. I am no longer reading anything from the SF boards to the Mike
2. he really did delight in fully EXPLAINING why CRay's post was funny. During dinner.
3. When i read Billy's reply in the car he said "ooo! ooo! You should do a search for a YOUTUBE video so they can SEE it!
4. I said "I most certainly will NOT!"
5. he said, in an accent I haven't heard for a while but he's picked up since his father's visit and is clearly using to manipulate me, "go'eoooeeeooonnnnnnnneeeeeehhhnnn.." I looked at him like he was a space alien.
6. I will NOT embed this. It's rugby porn.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ata8F7liAx0

ack.

[Billy's Little Trip]

That was great! It's even more vivid than I imagined! That clearly was not a wedgie, lmao!

[Denyer]

For me it is already the 14th because I am in MOTHERFUCKING TOKYO.

I still beat you there by an hour. Because I am in MOTHERFUCKING TOOWOOMBA.

And I beat you by a further hour

[BBABM]

um......
uh....

UPDATE...

I guess I didn't GET IT before now. I JUST found out what 'Stinkfist' means.

I. Am. At. Frickkin. DINNER.
*sigh*

#aussieaussieaussie

That's funny! Listen to the tool song with new meaning.

[Caravan Ray]

For me it is already the 14th because I am in MOTHERFUCKING TOKYO.

I still beat you there by an hour. Because I am in MOTHERFUCKING TOOWOOMBA.

And I beat you by a further hour

Who wants to live an extra hour in MOTHERFUCKING MELBOURNE?

[Billy's Little Trip]

I still beat you there by an hour. Because I am in MOTHERFUCKING TOOWOOMBA.

And I beat you by a further hour

Who wants to live an extra hour in MOTHERFUCKING MELBOURNE?

Is that where Mrs Gibson popped out that drunk racist?

[Caravan Ray]

Who wants to live an extra hour in MOTHERFUCKING MELBOURNE?

Is that where Mrs Gibson popped out that drunk racist?

Mel Gibson was born in New York.