So WHY you banned me??

[AngryUserbum]

Hey, admin!
Why you banned my old account?! WTF???

[Billy's Little Trip]

Maybe because you broke rule number 87.

Song Fight! rules:
87. If you do not use the word "did" when a sentence clearly needs it, you will be banned.

[Sober]

This is definitely the right place to ask this question.

[fluffy]

What was your old account? How much spam and/or trolling did you post from it?

[Caravan Ray]

Maybe because you broke rule number 87.

Song Fight! rules:
87. If you do not use the word "did" when a sentence clearly needs it, you will be banned.

88. If you suggest that the word "did" is clearly needed in a sentance, when in fact the missing word is "have", you will be banned.

[Caravan Ray]

Maybe because you broke rule number 87.

Song Fight! rules:
87. If you do not use the word "did" when a sentence clearly needs it, you will be banned.

88. If you suggest that the word "did" is clearly needed in a sentance, when in fact the missing word is "have", you will be banned.

oops...
89. If you spell "sentence" incorrectly, you will be banned.

[Billy's Little Trip]

Maybe because you broke rule number 87.

Song Fight! rules:
87. If you do not use the word "did" when a sentence clearly needs it, you will be banned.

88. If you suggest that the word "did" is clearly needed in a sentance, when in fact the missing word is "have", you will be banned.

See....this is why you lose at beach volleyball.

[Billy's Little Trip]

Maybe because you broke rule number 87.

Song Fight! rules:
87. If you do not use the word "did" when a sentence clearly needs it, you will be banned.

88. If you suggest that the word "did" is clearly needed in a sentance, when in fact the missing word is "have", you will be banned.

oops...
89. If you spell "sentence" incorrectly, you will be banned.

Like beach volleyball all over again, huh?

[fluffy]

YOU ARE ALL BANNED

[Caravan Ray]

YOU ARE ALL BANNED

Yes - most of us have been in bands.

[Caravan Ray]

Maybe because you broke rule number 87.

Song Fight! rules:
87. If you do not use the word "did" when a sentence clearly needs it, you will be banned.

88. If you suggest that the word "did" is clearly needed in a sentance, when in fact the missing word is "have", you will be banned.

See....this is why you lose at beach volleyball.

I always let your mum win when we pillow fight too.

[mo]

Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but the only reason beach volleyball exists is so we can look at sweaty chyks in tiny bikinis whilst pretending to be interested in sport, right?

[mo]

It is also my understanding that posting naked pics of your hot girlfriend gets you unbanned (or imaginary girlfriend. Or boyfriend, we don't discriminate here. Or cabbage, I suppose, if that's what you're into. OMG THIS IS A SLIPPERY SLOPE).

[Caravan Ray]

Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but the only reason beach volleyball exists is so we can look at sweaty chyks in tiny bikinis whilst pretending to be interested in sport, right?

You are wrong.

There are now lots of other opportunities to look at sweaty chyks in tiny bikinis. Pole vaulting is my personal favourite:

Is it just me - or is there is something enormously erotic about the whole thing?

but - even track and field gets good,

This is awesome:

(NB: It is not NSFW - just something you probably shouldn't be watching at work)

[mo]

Caravan Ray, although it's entirely pedantic of me, I must needs point out that my question was in regards to beach volleyball only existing for the sweaty bikini chyks. Whether other sports also fulfill the sweaty bikini chyk needs of humanity or not poses no logical contradiction of the idea that beach volleyball only exists for sweaty bikini chyks. Speaking of which, would you like to purchase a vial of pure chyk bikini sweat?

[mo]

Although I also think you should keep the pictures coming.



SEE WHAT I DID THERE

[Caravan Ray]

Caravan Ray, although it's entirely pedantic of me, I must needs point out that my question was in regards to beach volleyball only existing for the sweaty bikini chyks. Whether other sports also fulfill the sweaty bikini chyk needs of humanity or not poses no logical contradiction of the idea that beach volleyball only exists for sweaty bikini chyks. Speaking of which, would you like to purchase a vial of pure chyk bikini sweat?

Mo, although it's entirely pedantic of me, must needs point out that I know your question was in regards to beach volleyball only existing for the sweaty bikini chyks. I just happen to have a thing for pole-vaulters and I will take any excuse to indulge in that. If I could do photoshop stuff I would re-arrange which fingers were extended here:

[Caravan Ray]

Mind you... I was just watching the diving - and damn they have some good camera angles - but the competitors are mostly only 15 or 16 so I don't want to sound creepy or nothing...

so just to even everything up - here is a photo of Usain Bolt's cock

[hillbilly]

He's lucky not to have to carry all the weight i do, gets in my way when i have to run

[William Lane]

I was soooooooo much enjoying the direction this post was going until Usain Bolt's cock was introduced to it

[irwin]

I was soooooooo much enjoying the direction this post was going until Usain Bolt's cock was introduced to it

Dude joins just today to chime in about Usain Bolt's cock. Odd.

Well, I guess it's better than bamboo sheets, anyway...

[Caravan Ray]

I was soooooooo much enjoying the direction this post was going until Usain Bolt's cock was introduced to it

Dude joins just today to chime in about Usain Bolt's cock. Odd.

Well, I guess it's better than bamboo sheets, anyway...

He is probably a potential new player just having a look around. Nothing weird about that.

But still - what are the chances that Deep Throat makes next weeks title "Usain Bolt's Cock".


And Albatross - you there? - "Usain Bolt's Cock"? Potential band name? UBC to the hipsters.