Hope You're Having a Nice Time in Jamaica

[Caravan Ray]

Hope You're Having a Nice Time in Jamaica
Caravan Ray

Jon Benjamin has gone to Jamaica
Jon Benjamin has gone to Jamaica
Jon Benjamin has gone to Jamaica
I hope he has a good time in Jamaica
Jon Benjamin has gone to Jamaica
Jon Benjamin has gone to Jamaica
Jon Benjamin has gone to Jamaica
I hope he has a good time in Jamaica

I hope he has a nice time there
I hope he has a nice time there
And he comes back with a sun tan
And some natty, natty dreadlocked hair

Jon Benjamin has gone to Jamaica
Jon Benjamin has gone to Jamaica
Jon Benjamin has gone to Jamaica
I hope he has a good time in Jamaica
Jon Benjamin has gone to Jamaica
Jon Benjamin has gone to Jamaica
Jon Benjamin has gone to Jamaica
I hope he has a good time in Jamaica

He was standing on the edge of the swimming pool just drinking rum
He was standing on the edge of the bandstand with his steel drum
He was standing on the edge of the sweet, blue Carribean
But no more standing on the edge 'cos Jonny's gonna dive right in

Jon Benjamin has gone to Jamaica
Jon Benjamin has gone to Jamaica
Jon Benjamin has gone to Jamaica
I hope he has a good time in Jamaica
Jon Benjamin has gone to Jamaica
Jon Benjamin has gone to Jamaica
Jon Benjamin has gone to Jamaica
I hope he has a good time in Jamaica

[CordSmith]

Hope You're Having a Nice Time in Jamaica
by
Skadaddle

brown stew chicken
got me finger lickin'
corned beef dreams I have

curry goat and mutton
got me somethin' somethin'
give me all I can grab

oxtail with broad beans
makes me wanna scream
salty mackerel is fine

pumpkin soup
gonna make me tell the truth
it's mine all mine all mine

[chorus]
hope you're having fun in jamaica
with your brand new boo
while I eat alone
you're never coming home
are you?

fresh cucumber juice
feelin' strong as a moose
got me swimmin' the tide

solomon gundy
got me wonderin'
who is by your side

[chorus]

ackee saltfish
brown stew chicken
curry goat mutton AHH-OOOH

chicken patties
saltfish cabbage
cow foot broad beans too

beef stew pork stew
pork chops run down
ital stew AHH-OOH

mannish water
and a gungo soup
cabbage callaloo

dumpling spinners
bulla cakes
guinness punch AHH-OOH

tamarind fizz
sour sop juice
what am I gonna do?

as you're drinkin'
i'll be thinkin'
of the times we had

hope you're enjoyin'
all that sun and
you catch a case of the crabs

[iVeg]

Standing all alone, icy moonlit night
It's been a week since our big fight
An apparition, glowing red from the sun
I didn't recognize you

The ebon hair that fountained from your head
Is now a mass of stinking dreads
Jasmine scented pure porcelain white skin
Sunburned and skunky

Your midnight velvet dress
Now ripped and faded jeans
Your silver moon traded for
Sun gold, red and green

I hope you're having a nice time in Jamaica
You faker, you faker
But it looks like you're having fun
I hope you're having a nice time in Jamaica
You faker
I hope that there's room for another one

Reading poetry til dawn about decay
In black corset and negligee
Bony fingers wiping cobwebs from your mind
Now you're on island time

Dancing skanky to some hidden Marley beat
Searching stores for something sweet
What's that toothy gap between your nose and chin?
Could you be smiling?

PC CH

[j$]

Johnny Cashpoint.

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My best friend’s called Jim
He’s West Indian
On his mother’s side (dad is English)
And the Acre family’s
Always been so good to me -
Even took me in when I was homeless.

Now Jim’s just come out as
Gay and everything’s OK,
The Acres love regardless.
Jim has fallen hard for
You, and he thinks this love is
True, I’m sure it’s all quite harmless.

Hope you’re having a nice time in Jim Acre, treat him well, you’re in no danger
But if you break the heart of Jim Acre, you will answer to this ball-breaker.

Jim wears his heart out on his
Sleeve, hates to give, likes to receive,
So you better not
Take advantage
'Cos when it comes to my good
Friends I am loyal to the
End, stops them getting shafted,
Broken-hearted

Hope you’re having a nice time in Jim Acre, playing around is human nature
But if you prove to be a player-hater, you will wish you’d stayed a masturbator.
Hope you’re having a nice time in Jim Acre, I don’t mean to intimidate ya
But if you prove to be just another faker, I’ll castrate ya with a rusty cheese-grater.

[johndisk0]

Friend Zone
by johndisk0

(instrumental track can be found on my newgrounds)

-=Verse 1=-
Remember the time I came to pick you up
at the hospital after you had your operation?
Your boyfriend had said he couldn't do it.
So, you took me into your consideration.
When you woke up the next morning
saying crazy things at me that put me in shock.
Like I went through your panty drawer
and kept a few. You say you found them in my backpack.

-=CHORUS=-
Friend Zone. Friend Zone.
Doing things for you. You don't know I love you.
Friend Zone. Friend Zone.
Everything will be fine. One day you'll be mine.

-=Verse 2=-
Then there's the Saturday you called me up
and said, "Can you come over here? I need your help."
When I got there, you put your dog in my arms
and said "Could you please play with her until I get back?"
You didn't show up until next morning.
You were dropped off by your boyfriend in his Ferrari.
Of course, you're still wearing his button-up shirt
and your first words were, "How's my little Lucy?"

(CHORUS)

And now you say you're going to Jamaica.
What can I say? I hope you have a nice time...

-=Verse 3=-
I'm sitting alone in your living room
reading a book to not be accused of watching TV.
I smell your perfume as I'm walking around.
I don't spray any on me 'cause that'd just be creepy.
I know you'll come back to me someday.
I think about the tan that you'll prob'ly not have.
So, have your nice time in Jamaica.
Your footstool will be waiting for you when you get back.

(CHORUS)