Yellow Lasers

[Lunkhead]

"Yellow Lasers" by MC Frontalot
met her at the star wars convention
did I mention, she was looking for love?
had to call her bluff, lady you don't mean how that sounded
(the thousand-pound dude in the no fat chicks shirt's astounded)
thought she'd take it back, revoke, rescind, rewind, retract
ya heard me, she said, i want any man here
to descend in the cave where you conquer the fear
and I'll steer you to side of the force that you choose
somebody's man enough here -- now who?
This girl, now you have to understand,
would not look out of place on the arm of an attractive man
so the geeks in attendance got jaws on the floor, one extends his
sabre but he tripped on his cloak, I stepped to the front then I spoke
I ain't spitting game, look I got a wookie hat on,
but these guys here are used to gettin' spat on
by girls, see you put em in shock. And this ain't the right con to quote mister spock
but it's highly illogical to me. Girl looked in my eye, said is your mind free?

Cause I got something for you
it is shiny, it is clean
Come on up and I'll adore you
with my yellow laser beams

sitting in her room upstairs, watching her wind up the buns in her hair
i declare that I'd like to be luke, unless that's a little bit too perverted for you
i could be jaba, a jawa, an ewok, when we talk "oo ga la gee bla!"
wait -- I seen all the flicks, all the books that I read,
don't remember any character tied to the bed
but that's all right, I'ma just pretend that I'm encased in carbonite
and why that's a nice gold bikini, you make that?
shows off what you got, make no mistake that's
one fine view of chewbacca you're giving me
lower that down here, we could be living the
linguistic life of the protocol droid.
(Here comes the part where I'm not overjoyed)
Fire! She said, and before I could scream
got a mouth full of steaming yellow laser beam

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[Lunkhead]

yellow lasers - frankie big face
she's got little yellow lasers
coming out of her head
i'd rather be dead
than face her cold unearthly stare

i met her in a hotel bar i was parking her car
she said that I looked kind of cute
in my bright yellow suit

i was mesmerized
by the fluorescent glow in her eyes
she handed me her credit card key
and said "room thirty-three"

she's got little yellow lasers
coming out of her head
i'd rather be dead
but I'm drawn into her captive stare

i stepped into the room
and was engulfed by the gloom
i said "hey, is anyone here?"
and then she appeared

she was wearing a robe
her head was spinning just like a strobe...light.
i knew that I could never resist
and then we kissed

insert bad guitar solo

i've never been with a girl who had a laser
i tried some things but nothing seemed to phase her
so I just enjoyed the many ways her
body sang to me
in perfect harmony

she's got little yellow lasers
coming out of her head
i'd rather be dead
than to never see her face again

end.

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[This message has been edited by frankie big face (edited 04-03-2001).]

[Lunkhead]

Posted by Jon (?)

Yellow Lasers
The rain poured ova me
The sun warmed above me
All I could think of
Is what I could see

What was that thing
In the middle of the sky
Taking up all the colors
And lookin' like a lie?

It was longer than the sun
It was fatter than the moon
How could it appear
So suddenly and so soon?

Chorus
*******
Tell me, what's with the rainbow?
Cuz I don't like green, and I don't like blue
And I don't like purple, or orange, or anything
cool.
I like yellow, I like the sun,
All these colors take away my fun

I want beams, I want lights,
I want lasers, I want fights
I hate rainbows and all the colors
All I really want are some big yellow lasers
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(Say) Here's a thought:
If the entire world were one big yellow laser
What would we do?
I'd be so happy, wandering around, wondering
what in the hell should I do?
Life is so short and yellow's so great
It represents my life, my love, my fate
Don't forget my laser...My yellow laser
YEAH!
*********
Chorus
********88

Do I have to say it again?
I want it, I need it, I love it
(Music stops. Says) Not rainbows. I hate
rainbows.
(Music picks back up, sings)
I love my yellow laser with all my heart
Don't even make me start
On why I love my yellow laser
It's just the way it is and the way it's
always been
And I'll love my yellow laser, until the very
end.
(says) I hate rainbows
*******
CHORUS
*******

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[Lunkhead]

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YELLOW LASERS - by JBB
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***Verse 1***
A funny kind of yellow
Flashed across the sky
Set the trees on fire
Lighting up the night

Mothers told their children of it
Years and years gone by
Lovers read their stars above it
Light years high

***Verse 2***
A laser burns the brightest
Of all the man made lights
Bright enough to feel it
Through the doubt that clouds an eye

Blasting through the heavens only
Home to satellites
Past a lonely nebula
And God

[Pause]

***Chorus***
Into twilight
Boundary slows
Out of daylight
Arrogance knows

***Verse 3***
Frightened earthlings scatter
Doomed by glancing blows
Innocent illusions shatter
Into gently glowing coals

Images of radiation
Echo in their ears
Praying to the gods above
To make the weather clear

[BRIDGE - whistle solo]

[Chorus]

[Verse 1]

[Chorus]

[BRIDGE and out]

[Lunkhead]

Narbotic - Yellow Lasers
Yellow lasers in my bones to
prevent the cancers that I'm prone to
firing two by two in sync
they're filtering out the toxic drink

yellow lasers keep me clean
they talk to each other in my machine
when they fight they push and shove
two of them just fell in love
two of them just fell in love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE

who has built these clever beams?
that dance inside like maintenance teams
they never ask for severance pay
and when they die they just fade away, fade away, fade away...