Fire Crackers
by JBB
Boom! Boom!
OOOOOOOH!
AAAAAAh!
OOOOOOOH!
Boom!
Ow!
Dude, what did you do to yourself?
I blew my fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker!
You blew your fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker?
Yeah I blew my fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker!
Ack, it stings!
Oh man, that sucks.
Somebody get the bactine!
Gross!
I Blew my fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker!
Blew my fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker!
He blew his fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker!
I blew my fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker!
Yeah!
Look at all the blood!
I'm starting to feel faint...
Anybody got a spoon?
Yo, bleed over there, off the rug.
Unh.... *thud*
I Blew my fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker
Blew my fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker!
I Blew my fucking hand off
Yeah I blew my fucking hand off
Oh I blew my fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker!
Blew my
Blew my
Blew Blew Blew Blew
Blew my blew my blew my blew my
Blewblewblewblewblewblewblewblew
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Blew my fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker!
Blew my fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker!
*old man voice* What's that you say, sonny? You wanna drill for oil but you can't get in her knickers?
No! I blew my fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker!
Cattle knacker?
Firecracker!
Fire slackers?
AAAAAAGH!
I blew my fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker!
Oooooh, why didn't you say so? I've got a nice Black & Decker over here...
Blew my fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker!
*musical* Blew my fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker!
*with harmony* Blew my fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker!
I blew my fucking hand off with a
Fuuuucking
Fiiiire
CRACKERRRRR! *big opera harmony*
*sharp inhalation* John, why do you have to say that word?
Hey, I have no HAND. Maybe YOU can lose a hand and be nice about it...
Oh, please.
C'mon Mom, it's funny.
It's not funny. It's just dirty.
It's funny mom, to everybody but you. I think.
I don't care. I want you to erase that tape, right now.
OK ok, but you're asking me to delete genius here...
Do it.
*sigh*
*mumbled* blew my fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker...
WHAT was that?
Nothing, nothing!
Firecrackers
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ken
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Firecrackers
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Re: Firecrackers
by the Old People
The Pretent--err, Old People - Firecrackers
There's a girl who lives across the stair
she burns her matches one by one
a little slower every day
and it makes me sick to hear her say she's having
fun
all day on the telephone
pretending she's not dying alone
every day
In the dirty window of a fast moving bus
a skinny man is biting his nails
and you're never gonna know his name
until he doesn't go to pick up his
mail
and they find him lying there
face down on the ground
not a sound
oohh...
I've got a fist full of firecrackers and a jar full of gasoline
I've got a fist full of firecrackers and a jar full of gasoline
I've got a mouth full of firecrackers and a jar full of gasoline
oohh...
there's a dangerous man on the streets at night
drinks his wine with the screw top lid
he knows all the answers but he doesn't care
because he's got nothing to answer them
with
and he'll live a hundred years
if he lives a day
either way
there's a mother of three with an SUV
takes her pills by the bathroom light
dreams of days that are dead today
it can't be wrong if it feels so
right
and there's no reason why not
to give in while you can
and she can
oohh... etc
The Pretent--err, Old People - Firecrackers
There's a girl who lives across the stair
she burns her matches one by one
a little slower every day
and it makes me sick to hear her say she's having
fun
all day on the telephone
pretending she's not dying alone
every day
In the dirty window of a fast moving bus
a skinny man is biting his nails
and you're never gonna know his name
until he doesn't go to pick up his
and they find him lying there
face down on the ground
not a sound
oohh...
I've got a fist full of firecrackers and a jar full of gasoline
I've got a fist full of firecrackers and a jar full of gasoline
I've got a mouth full of firecrackers and a jar full of gasoline
oohh...
there's a dangerous man on the streets at night
drinks his wine with the screw top lid
he knows all the answers but he doesn't care
because he's got nothing to answer them
with
and he'll live a hundred years
if he lives a day
either way
there's a mother of three with an SUV
takes her pills by the bathroom light
dreams of days that are dead today
it can't be wrong if it feels so
right
and there's no reason why not
to give in while you can
and she can
oohh... etc
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i would just like to remind everyone that Ken eats kittens - blue lang
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ken
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Re: Firecrackers
by Ellipsis
-...- "firecrackers"
you said "wait" i didn't listen
stepped ahead almost didn't
turn around jaw dropped
when i saw you lying
heart thumped out of chest
"stop joking" i said
stepped ahead almost didn't turn around
firecracker red
your face when you stopped
paused in that moment
then time popped
exploded
please breathe
don't leave me behind
-...- "firecrackers"
you said "wait" i didn't listen
stepped ahead almost didn't
turn around jaw dropped
when i saw you lying
heart thumped out of chest
"stop joking" i said
stepped ahead almost didn't turn around
firecracker red
your face when you stopped
paused in that moment
then time popped
exploded
please breathe
don't leave me behind
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i would just like to remind everyone that Ken eats kittens - blue lang
i would just like to remind everyone that Ken eats kittens - blue lang
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ken
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Re: Firecrackers
firecrackers - frankie big face
you and i are firecrackers
connected by a fuse
but i promise not to set you off
before you cut me loose
you and i are firecrackers
connected by a fuse
but i promise not to set you off
before you cut me loose
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i would just like to remind everyone that Ken eats kittens - blue lang
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Re: Firecrackers
"Firecrackers" - Doctor Worm
Sitting here in county jail
Our hearts are broken and we can't pay the bail
I don't see what's so wrong about playing with firecrackers
Okay, so the she's blind now
The man's deaf, and the kid has no leg
The dog is paralyzed and the bird is no more
And we're...
Lying here in the jail to think
About what we've done, and we can't even drink
All we did was mess around with firecrackers
We're still here in the county jail
God help this town if we ever make bail
When I'm free I'm gonna buy myself some firecrackers
Sitting here in county jail
Our hearts are broken and we can't pay the bail
I don't see what's so wrong about playing with firecrackers
Okay, so the she's blind now
The man's deaf, and the kid has no leg
The dog is paralyzed and the bird is no more
And we're...
Lying here in the jail to think
About what we've done, and we can't even drink
All we did was mess around with firecrackers
We're still here in the county jail
God help this town if we ever make bail
When I'm free I'm gonna buy myself some firecrackers
Ken's Super Duper Band 'n Stuff - Berkeley Social Scene - Tiny Robots - Seamus Collective - Semolina Pilchards - Cutie Pies - Explino! - Bravo Bros. - 2 from 14 - and more!
i would just like to remind everyone that Ken eats kittens - blue lang
i would just like to remind everyone that Ken eats kittens - blue lang