Alright Alright

[ken]

fluffy porcupine / Alright Alright

I know what you're gonna say
Today just must not be my day
I get your point already
Alright alright

Things aren't always gonna go my way
But tomorrow is just another day
You're not helping me to feel very steady, though
Alright alright

I get your point already
No need to fight
I'm just not feelin' so steady
Alright alright

Please don't try to cheer me up
Yes I know I have enough coffee in my cup
I get your point already
Alright alright

Your voice is getting me twisted up
If you don't stop talking I am hanging up
Your cheerfulness isn't making me feel any more
Alright alright

Don't you even try
To think that I
Just need to have it pointed out that
It'll be alright

Metaphorically I
I just wanna die
Or at least have the world go away until
I am alright

I know what you're gonna say
Today just must not be my day
I get your point already
Alright alright

I know what you're gonna say
Today just must not be my day
I get your point already
Alright alright

[ken]

All Right, All Right
by JBB
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I don't want to get up today
I just want to stay in bed
My feet feel like they're made out of clay
My head wishes I were dead

I want to sleep in, OK?
Just let me lie here half asleep
I think I drank too much Tanqueray
And my whole body feels like I'm six feet deep

But alright alright,
I've gotta make make me some money
You're right, you're right,
Ramen doesn't grow on trees
But it might it might
If you'll let me go see
Where ramen noodles grow in my dreams....

A minute more is all I'm asking
Just one push of the snooze bar please
Shut the dog up and dial up the morgue
While I'm catchin' me some Z's.

I said what? No way man and she still let me live?
I did that? My God, I'll never live that night down!
I'm dead meat, there's no way she'll ever forgive
Give me that bottle and let my sorrows drown

Oh alright alright,
I've gotta make me some money
You're right, you're right,
Bribes don't grow on trees
But they might they might
If you'll let me go see
Where Blackmail grows in my dreams....

Oh alright alright,
I've gotta make make us some money
You're right, you're right,
Diapers don't grow on trees
But they might they might
If you'll let me go see
Where Comfort Bummies grow in my dreams...

[ken]

Alright Alright
by Too Fat to be a Rockstar

I'm a man with a plan
and I'm shooting cocaine
into bushes into trees
right into their veins

It goes into their roots
it goes into the ground
it goes into the water
where it'll never be found

Alright, alright do you know who I am?
Alright, alright why do you give a damn?

You don't know where I'm going
and you don't know where I've been
All that you know is that I'm not your friend

No one can see me
now you don't need proof
Is that me behind you
in that telephone booth

Alright, alright do you know who I am?
Alright, alright why do you give a damn?

I'm just a guy but I get around
but I am not your brother
and I will not be found

I put stuff in the fishies
and I put stuff in the trees
and the only thing you know is
that you cannot see me

Alright!

[ken]

Alright Alright by Duboce Triangle

Chupacabra at the opera, chupacabra at the opera!
Who brought a goat here?
Who brought a goat here for the chupacabra to suck between the acts?

Alright, alright, alright already, my words are senseless,
but as I speckle your tureen with aubergine I find your ears defenseless.
And I'm expenseless, got my carabiners here for free and I'm flying though the air.
Give all the children such a fright, a scare.
I tear a little piece of cheese right off the wheel,
tossing carefully to each trained seal his allotment.
When I, what I, what I got went down so smooth with milk.
Some people call silk satin, still others call velour hard steel.
And should you offer for repeal a single statute requiring you to sing on key,
then you can take that up with Gov. Me, and my Lt. Gov. Foot-In-Your-Ass.
You can meet us both underneath the overpass.

Chupacabra at the opera, chupacabra at the opera. Who brought a goat here?
Who brought a goat here for the chupacabra to suck between the acts?

[ken]

Xenon Light's "(That's how to do) all right, all right." (with apologies for title mangling. it's all i could come up with)
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how to get ahead in life:

don't ask questions. don't answer questions. wear your seatbelt. watch TV. eat what the FDA tells you to. drink with the right people. let go of the real world. don't do drugs. go to the right schools. get into a good college. join a fraternity. make connections. major in business. get drunk on the weekends. sleep through class. fuck girls. make them believe that you care. break their heart the morning after. be tall, preferrably over six feet. work out. build muscle mass. play sports (preferrably football). go to a good law school. cheat on your exams. don't get caught. hone your speaking skills. acquire a family -- two kids and a wife with tits works best. get a tract in the suburbs. host thanksgiving dinner. network with people. act like you care. listen to what they have to say. dismiss their opinions as inferior to yours. read The New Yorker. borrow its opinions on literature. acquire instant eriudition. read the New York Times. borrow its opinions on politics. acquire a circle of friends who feels for the plight of the less fortunate while eating fine cheese and drinking wine. go into politics. whore yourself for campaign contributions. attend fundraising dinners. charge one thousand dollars for access to the meal. buy TV airtime. tell people what to think. shake hands. acquire a winning smile. look good on stage. get your name in the paper. make sure you are recognized. get elected. increase taxes. start more social programs. ignore their results. always claim victory. blackmail your opponents. blackmail your allies. protect your interests only. use your power for your own furtherment. speak in sound bites. never lie. never tell the absolute truth. evade questions. provide non-committal answers. hold press conferences. don't hide. get your face on TV. run for higher office. acquire more power. use it to further your own career. retire eventually. live out your days in Florida. die gracefully -- get cancer or have a heart attack. don't die of syphillis or cirrohsis of the liver. follow these simple steps, and your life should be all right, all right?

[ken]

Geriatric Ward - Allright Allright

allright allright you know we've been here before
you've got me hung by the balls
this is your moment of glory

you know damned well if you let me go
you'll have to start anew
but it'll always be the same old story

why can't we be like bonnie and clyde
why can't there be something else to keep us distracted
why must you be so damn difficult all the time
why must I be the one who a lways has to say allright
allright

all night I've been lying here
starin' at the ceiling from the floor
pondering the nature of human affection

logic insists that there
must be something more
but I'm none the wiser after all my reflection

why can't we be more like sonny and cher
no wait a minute, maybe that's a bad example
but why must I be so damned indifferent all the time
why must I be the one who always has to say allright
allright

[bridge/solo]

all my life I've been working
to reach new hights of apathy
complacency

ignore the problem just maybe it'll go away
but not today

why can't we be more like dharma and greg
yeah I hate the show too but I love the laughtrack
it reminds me what it's like to be everybody else
I don't know what it means
if anything means anything at all

---

blablabla

IT IS TIME TO BOOGIE

[ken]

I WENT AHEAD WITH THE MISSPELLING. NO PARTICULAR REASON FOR USING ALL CAPS.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT by BROKEN CLASS

JUST ANOTHER FIGHT
IT DOESN'T MAKE IT RIGHT

WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT
THERE'S NO NEED TO SHOUT

JUST LIKE THE ONES BEFORE
DON'T WALK OUT THAT DOOR

[BRIDGE]
I'VE BEEN ACTING LIKE A JERK LATELY
I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT YOU BABY
BUT OH

[CHORUS]
ALRIGHT
ALRIGHT
I DON'T MEAN TO TREAT YOU THAT WAY

ALRIGHT
ALRIGHT
I DON'T MEAN THE THINGS I SAY

ALRIGHT
ALRIGHT
CAN WE FORGET THIS DAY
…AND MOVE ON?
[END CHORUS]

WE FIGHT ABOUT STUPID THINGS
WE SUFFER FROM THE PAIN IT BRINGS

NOTHING WILL CHANGE HOW I FEEL
MY LOVE FOR YOU IS OH SO REAL

SO LET'S FORGIVE AND LET'S FORGET
I HAVEN'T HAD ENOUGH OF YOU YET

[BRIDGE 2]
WE ALWAYS MAKE UP AND MOVE ON
AND GET RID OF THE BAD EMOTION
OH

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