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thehipcola · Post by **thehipcola** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 1:21 pm

drew's lego pr0n site is the funniest shit I've seen in a long time. awesome.

bortwein · Post by **bortwein** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 5:05 pm

Sex! Religion! Racism! Hootie!
http://www.dmcknight.net/tcbcr/

Sober · Post by **Sober** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 6:39 pm

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/04 ... son_1.html

I found that to be incredibly interesting, especially the mixng stuff. I'm glad TSG included the whole rider. I'd kill for a setup half that good, and this talentless bitch has it.

Caravan Ray · Post by **Caravan Ray** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 6:59 am

WTF?!?!

Wiggled out

Wigglemania is supposedly sweeping the United States ahead of the fab four's first gig of the year in Las Vegas this week. The Wiggles have joined forces in the US with the Disney group to flog a swagful of merchandise, including pyjamas, tents, bike helmets and T-shirts. But not everyone is overjoyed by the Wiggles' latest push for global dominance of the toddler market. In a recent profile The Orange County Register says the colour-coded quartet are causing toddlers to speak with "bad Australian accents" and that the Australian group "is undermining American language by teaching innocent children to say 'g'day' and 'mate'."

- Sydney Morning Herald - 5/4/05
http://smh.com.au/news/Spike/Gough-take ... click=true

Niveous · Post by **Niveous** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 7:15 am

Thank God my kids Wiggles phase lasted all of 3 months. Now they don't even remember what the show is. A bullet dodged. A cassette tape destroyed. Damn Captain Feathersword. That boy is asking for a beating.

roymond · Post by **roymond** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 7:31 am

Bush's iPod songlist

Caravan Ray · Post by **Caravan Ray** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 7:47 am

roymond wrote:Bush's iPod songlist

Unfortunately it was a bargaining chip in the US/Australia Free Trade Agreement that President Bush could put as much Caravan Ray content on his iPod as he liked in return for reduced wool and Wiggle import tariffs

Poor June · Post by **Poor June** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 5:05 pm

i saw this... and for some reason... i was rolling for awhile.... i guess i'm easily amused

c.layne · Post by **c.layne** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 5:08 pm

i haven't figured out why it's impossible for most people to spell 'definitely'

roymond · Post by **roymond** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 5:41 pm

c.layne wrote:i haven't figured out why it's impossible for most people to spell 'definitely'

At least it didn't say "your definately"

c.layne · Post by **c.layne** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 7:57 pm

very true

j$ · Post by j$ » Mon Apr 18, 2005 6:05 am

You may have seen this. Some are too awful to laugh at, and some I am suspicious of, but hey, it cheered up my bad mood

http://www.mymiserablechristmas.com/

j$

sparks · Post by **sparks** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 6:14 am

You can sit and read that? It's like listening to the whiny bitch in the cubicle across from you at work. "Oh boo hoo, I got cancer for Christmas! I don't know you at all, but my stepdad doesn't appreciate me!"

Actually, that makes it more like a blog, doesn't it?

j$ · Post by j$ » Mon Apr 18, 2005 6:27 am

sparks wrote:You can sit and read that? It's like listening to the whiny bitch in the cubicle across from you at work. "Oh boo hoo, I got cancer for Christmas! I don't know you at all, but my stepdad doesn't appreciate me!"

Actually, that makes it more like a blog, doesn't it?

It's more than one person ...

Yeah, that's what makes it so great - I walked in on my dad giving oral to his gay lover - it ruinnneeeeddd my christmas - hahahahaha!

j$

sparks · Post by **sparks** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 6:36 am

Okay, that one is pretty good. That would make my Christmas.

Shit, no, not like that. It would be hilarious, though.

I admit, I only got through about four before I said "shit, this is pitiful", and skipped out.

Kapitano · Post by **Kapitano** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 7:24 am

j$ wrote:Yeah, that's what makes it so great - I walked in on my dad giving oral to his gay lover - it ruinnneeeeddd my christmas - hahahahaha!

Would christmas have been okay if he'd been recieving?

j$ · Post by j$ » Mon Apr 18, 2005 7:41 am

Kapitano wrote:
j$ wrote:Yeah, that's what makes it so great - I walked in on my dad giving oral to his gay lover - it ruinnneeeeddd my christmas - hahahahaha!
Would christmas have been okay if he'd been recieving?

It's about giving not receiving ...

sparks · Post by **sparks** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 8:13 am

See, but it's Christmas for everyone. So everyone has to give and no one can receive.

Just try and figure that one out.

Kapitano · Post by **Kapitano** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 8:21 am

sparks wrote:See, but it's Christmas for everyone. So everyone has to give and no one can receive.

Just try and figure that one out.

69.

(Well you did ask. Oh stop looking at me like that.)

j$ · Post by j$ » Mon Apr 18, 2005 9:36 am

I was thinking daisy chain but I'm clearly more anal-obsessed than you, K

Kapitano · Post by **Kapitano** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 10:34 am

j$ wrote:I was thinking daisy chain but I'm clearly more anal-obsessed than you, K

Absolutely. I'm all mouth.

(and trousers)

jack · Post by **jack** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 1:05 pm

http://www.craigslist.org/about/space.html