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Post by Justincombustion »

Generic, that avatar is really...making me horny for some robot lovin. I keep hoping for my own fragile heterosexuality, that it's some kind of nerd-girl in that costume...but even nerd girls aren't that nerdy.
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Generic wrote:Tell us something we don't know, though. 8)

I have a mole on my tummy. Bet cha didn't know that.


"oh. oh! Oh! OH!"



That was me touching it.
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Post by Poor June »

Leaf wrote:
Generic wrote:Tell us something we don't know, though. 8)

I have a mole on my tummy. Bet cha didn't know that.


"oh. oh! Oh! OH!"



That was me touching it.
i got a mole between the crevice of my balls and thigh... sadly enough a lot of people know about it
hey shit happens \m/

fyi ;-)
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Post by Hoblit »

Leaf wrote:
Generic wrote:Tell us something we don't know, though. 8)

I have a mole on my tummy. Bet cha didn't know that.


"oh. oh! Oh! OH!"



That was me touching it.
do you have some chicken or some chips to go with it?
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Poor June wrote:i got a mole between the crevice of my balls and thigh... sadly enough a lot of people know about it.
How? (chortles into his soup)
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edited for irrelevence
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Post by fodroy »

this is kind of crappy but maybe it'll come in handy for someone. i personally think it's kinda cool. 8)

http://www.electricbluesclub.co.uk/guit ... tuner.html

it's actually quite fun if you listen to music on your computer with headphones and you try to play along. :D
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Post by Poor June »

Kamakura wrote:
Poor June wrote:i got a mole between the crevice of my balls and thigh... sadly enough a lot of people know about it.
How? (chortles into his soup)
uhm... you don't wanna know... trust me... you 'don't' wanna know...
you don't wanna know :::tryin' the seed of doubt trick, learned in the movies 'slackers':::

ehhh lets say i've been a tidbit crazy... and a little too drunk and fucked up... quite a few times...
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Post by c.layne »

just wanted to let you fuckers know...

today, the 12th..
SUICIDEGIRLS.com is having a great day.

later.
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How so, clayne?
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the 2 new photosets.
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Post by erik »

I can't remember if I really posted this last night, or only thought I did. Regardless, scroll and then scroll again.

http://kids.sd83.bc.ca/teacherblt/bears ... thors.html
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Post by Hoblit »

antonymic wrote:the 2 new photosets.
well, hook us up do0d... don't just tease us


anyways 15/16...I was more concerned 15..if you go to that page with the wrong frame of mind then:

Hi! My name is Squirt.
I am 7 years old.
I like to go to Beavers

Hi! My name is Godzilla.
I am six years old.
I like to play lacrosse and do things with my Dad.
My favourite thing to do at school is play in the "Adventures."

Hi! My name is Pink.

Hi! My name is Cucumber.

Hi! My name is Honeybunch.
I am 6 years old.


ANYWAYS, maybe it's just me...

but those two names were awfully cute
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Post by Poor June »

got a new song called 'first love'... put it up on soundclick the other day... it's already at 19 on the folk rock charts... i like the chorus but i'm not too happy with the verses...

if you wanna tell me what you think... or any suggestions or what not...
feel free

much love<3

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http://www.armory.com/cgi-bin/purity-test

49.4% pure. Most of that purity comes from the drugs and the homo stuff, even though I'm a huge fag.

I'm pretty dirty.

COME ON HOBLIT, LET'S SEE YOU BEAT ME.
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Post by john m »

Your link is broken, so I don't know if I took the same test, but I got 84%.
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34.0% pure... holy shit... that's pretty bad isn't it!?!?
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54% on the Dr. Seuss test
roymond.com | songfights | covers
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Post by Hoblit »

The Sober Irishman wrote:http://www.armory.com/cgi-bin/purity-test

49.4% pure. Most of that purity comes from the drugs and the homo stuff, even though I'm a huge fag.

I'm pretty dirty.

COME ON HOBLIT, LET'S SEE YOU BEAT ME.
which one did you take? I wanna take the same one you did.
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Post by Sober »

http://www.armory.com/tests/sex247.html

There we go.

Also, no longer a blue baiter (by name, anyways)
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The Sober Irishman wrote:http://www.armory.com/tests/sex247.html

There we go.

Also, no longer a blue baiter (by name, anyways)
I answered everything honestly. I was disapointed in how NOT kinky I really am :( I only clicked like 8 of those ..maybe 9...but mostly everything else.

<b>
Here is the result of your 247 Point Purity Test.
You answered "yes" to 170 of 247 questions, making you 31.2% sexually pure (68.8% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 31.2% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 47%, based on a comparison of your test results with 75999 other submissions for this test.

The average purity for this test is 70.9%.
The first submission for this test was received August 16, 1997.

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Post by Poor June »

You answered "yes" to 135 of 247 questions, making you 45.3% sexually pure (54.7% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 45.3% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 36%, based on a comparison of your test results with 75999 other submissions for this test.

The average purity for this test is 70.9%.
The first submission for this test was received August 16, 1997.


ok my result was a lot better on this one \m/ rock'

i'm not gay or bi... but it doesn't hurt that i was a drug addict... and sometimes money wasn't the only way of gettin' what i needed... :::shrugs::: shit happens
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