Don't Break My Brand New Car with your Scissor Kick Prefight

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Caravan Ray
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Post by Caravan Ray »

I'm going to enter George Lucas
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first submission

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i've just submitted brand new car this morning. it's my first submission, and i'm terrified. but i've been reading the boards and you are all so nice. i recorded the vocals before work, so they're a little weak. oh well. hope someone likes it anyway...
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Re: first submission

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baronvonsmith wrote:i've just submitted brand new car this morning. it's my first submission, and i'm terrified. but i've been reading the boards and you are all so nice. i recorded the vocals before work, so they're a little weak. oh well. hope someone likes it anyway...
We're not alllll nice. I already think your first submission BLOWS.
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Post by Gemini6Ice »

Caravan Ray wrote:I'm going to enter George Lucas
For Mr. Lucas's sake, I hope you use plenty of lubrication and a condom.
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Re: first submission

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baronvonsmith wrote:i've been reading the boards and you are all so nice.
This is officially the biggest lie ever.
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Re: first submission

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baronvonsmith wrote:i've just submitted brand new car this morning. it's my first submission, and i'm terrified. but i've been reading the boards and you are all so nice. i recorded the vocals before work, so they're a little weak. oh well. hope someone likes it anyway...
Awesome*
WELCOME!

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Heather. Redmon. wrote:......Big fight, shmig fight, I don't think you'll be dissappointed Jack.
NEVER!!!!!

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Post by Smalltown Mike »

We were so close to having a second Boon Liver track, but the Almighty Leaf was more interested in not getting arrested for income tax evasion than he was in recording. Go figure.

So I've gone and done Scissor Kick on my own.
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Post by MintyHandy »

Sadly I must bow out this week, despite an awesomely half-baked Brand New Car.
I was in a similarly half-baked place after trying to attack my song from two directions; couldn't get good instruments and a good vocal at the same tempo. I finally just submitted the Uke-and-vocal one, and I'm going to write it off as a bad week.

So I'm in for "Brand New Car", although with all the submissions to that title this week my submission will be more background noise. But those who hate my goofy songs may actually like this one, because it's not particularly goofy.
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Post by Leaf »

Gemini6Ice wrote:
Caravan Ray wrote:I'm going to enter George Lucas
For Mr. Lucas's sake, I hope you use plenty of lubrication and a condom.

Beautiful.


That didn't make me gufaw... more like that kinda laugh that's half a choked sigh of escaped air and half a giggle... probably the same sound Lucas' is gonna make come to think of it...


I suggest going raw to make him pay for JarJar.
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a word about my vocals...

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HOLY CRAP! i just listened to my submission again, and the vocals are more than "a little weak." they're actually total shite! i promise they will not suck this much all the time. can't wait to hear the other submissions (particularly mostess).
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Re: a word about my vocals...

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baronvonsmith wrote:HOLY CRAP! i just listened to my submission again, and the vocals are more than "a little weak." they're actually total shite!
you can't blame me :P
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But they don't make 'em with Posi Traction any more...
Speak for yourself, mister -- my 2004 has a helical-gear limited slip diff. ;)
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Post by Phil. Redmon. »

I am excited for this fight.

The Hell Yeahs are totally ON POINT with this jam.

It is F5 city where I'm at, homeboys.
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