Write a song for my pet turtle! His name is Turtle!

coolperson__38 · Post by **coolperson__38** » Wed May 04, 2005 9:18 pm

Hi my name is peter and I am 13 and my pet turtle Turtle is the coolest thing in the world and I was hoping I could have a song for him that my friends and I can sing for him that would be about Turtle and it would be on my computer because someone would write it for me and record it and it would be pretty awesome don't you think

deshead · Post by **deshead** » Thu May 05, 2005 7:36 am

coolperson__38 wrote:don't you think

http://www.songstowearpantsto.com/

j$ · Post by j$ » Thu May 05, 2005 9:17 am

deshead wrote:
coolperson__38 wrote:don't you think
http://www.songstowearpantsto.com/

That's just fantastic

j$

Post by **Lunkhead** » Thu May 05, 2005 11:04 am

Holy cow, that site is so awesome!!! It's like Narbotic, only more elaborate. The guy's hilarious.

fodroy · Post by **fodroy** » Thu May 05, 2005 11:37 am

what an awesome name for a turtle.

coolperson__38 · Post by **coolperson__38** » Thu May 05, 2005 1:14 pm

deshead wrote:
coolperson__38 wrote:don't you think
http://www.songstowearpantsto.com/

NO I WANT YOU

Dan-O from Five-O · Post by **Dan-O from Five-O** » Thu May 05, 2005 4:21 pm

coolperson__38 wrote:
deshead wrote:
coolperson__38 wrote:don't you think
http://www.songstowearpantsto.com/
NO I WANT YOU

Now Verooka...behave yourself or Mr. Wonka won't let you have any more candy.

coolperson__38 · Post by **coolperson__38** » Thu May 05, 2005 5:36 pm

I know html : - )

ibellaluna · Post by **ibellaluna** » Thu May 05, 2005 6:41 pm

Ask my husband, Minty Handy, to put up the cover Andrew Pants did of the song Minty wrote me for our anniversary.

It is AMAZING!! (Well, to me anyway

!)

MintyHandy · Post by **MintyHandy** » Thu May 05, 2005 6:54 pm

I'll dig it up. He turned my synth-pop anniversary song into more of a soaring-guitar slow ballad, and improved it about 800%. Almost makes me cry now. Heh.

deshead · Post by **deshead** » Thu May 05, 2005 7:14 pm

TurtleFight!

Bjam · Post by **Bjam** » Thu May 05, 2005 8:14 pm

sparks · Post by **sparks** » Thu May 05, 2005 9:27 pm

Seriously, how is a turtle going to hurt another turtle? Pssht.

"Oh shit, he's got a knife!"

Kapitano · Post by **Kapitano** » Thu May 05, 2005 11:11 pm

Verse 1:
A turtle is not quite a tortoise
And it sure as hell ain't a porpoise
It's got green skin so it's not like a cat
And it's got no wings so it's not like a bat

Chorus 1:
He's got a big hard shell and he sleeps all the time
He's the bestest turtle...
And he's mine

Verse 2:
A turtle is not quite a terapin
And it sure as hell ain't a penguin
It's got big sleepy eyes so it's not like a shark
And it's got no hair so it's not like a maqaque

Chorus 2:
He can walk on the land and he can swim in the brine
He's the bestest turtle...
And he's mine

coolperson__38 · Post by **coolperson__38** » Fri May 06, 2005 2:14 am

That song sucks pretty bad

JonPorobil · Post by **JonPorobil** » Fri May 06, 2005 9:18 am

"coolperson__38": quite the paradox. It's a misnomer, but if you think about it, not.

c.layne · Post by **c.layne** » Sat May 07, 2005 12:12 pm

ok, i wrote a song for your turtle!

TURTLE

here's the lyrics:

turtle by c.layne
lying in the sun
home is always there
sliding through the sand
head up in the air

turtle
we can share the shoreline
oh, turtle
this place was made for you and me

floating under breeze
come up once to breathe
you're safe because you know
you always move so slow

ENJOY!! WEEEEEEEEEE!

Plat · Post by **Plat** » Sat May 07, 2005 1:58 pm

c.layne wrote:ENJOY!! WEEEEEEEEEE!

Yes sir I like it. Nice textures.

Kapitano wrote:He's the bestest turtle...
And he's mine

I very badly want to hear this with a banjo and southern dialect.

c.layne · Post by **c.layne** » Sun May 08, 2005 11:51 am

the song has been revised, the link above still works

Denyer · Post by **Denyer** » Sun May 08, 2005 12:10 pm

Turtle Theme

Niveous · Post by **Niveous** » Sun May 08, 2005 3:16 pm

Hey coolperson, do you also have a service dog named Ruff?

coolperson__38 · Post by **coolperson__38** » Sun May 08, 2005 7:02 pm

ROCK STAR

Turtle likes his song!

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CHARGE!