Monkey Affairs IV MAIN

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Sat May 21, 2005 10:19 pm

BBC wrote:"I thought the Americans had got here," she said, laughing.

aeHAEHEAHaehAEHAeHEAhAehAEhAehAeHAeHAEAHAheh

so funny

(not)

Hoblit · Post by **Hoblit** » Sun May 22, 2005 5:33 pm

fluffy wrote:Most Flash fan-videos suck. <a href="http://www.lowmorale.co.uk/creep/flash/ ... .swf">This one</a> doesn't.

Yeah, this was posted on the boards before. (perhaps the old one) And yes, thats very awesome.

roymond · Post by **roymond** » Sun May 22, 2005 9:07 pm

Laptop musicians (NY Times)

thehipcola · Post by **thehipcola** » Tue May 24, 2005 10:34 am

Why Do We Lie?

-this is an interesting article exploring why we lie..including to ourselves. I hadn't thought about it before, but it's a good question. This article pegs it to evolution...lying gives liars the edge for survival.

And picking up girls.

jimtyrrell · Post by **jimtyrrell** » Tue May 24, 2005 10:38 am

I didn't want to start a new thread for it, because I feel weird when I do that for dead people. But Thurl Ravenscroft just died, and I wanted to say that he was really cool and that I was sad when I found out. He was the guy who sang "You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch", and sang on a few other Dr. Seuss cartoons. He was also the voice of Tony the Tiger.

drë · Post by **drë** » Tue May 24, 2005 10:50 pm

TheHipCola wrote:Why Do We Lie?
-this is an interesting article exploring why we lie..

Scientific American MIND is an awesome magazine i highly recommend. its a shame its a quarterly magazine.

But at least there’s always the monthly scientific American.. aaaahhh.

drë · Post by **drë** » Tue May 24, 2005 10:54 pm

Am looking for a business partner to start building an assembly plant for this . . . .

http://www.sakakibara-kikai.co.jp/products/other/LW.htm

Check out the videos..
And please don't don’t drool all over the floor like I did.

jimtyrrell wrote:I didn't want to start a new thread for it, because I feel weird when I do that for dead people. But Thurl Ravenscroft just died, and I wanted to say that he was really cool and that I was sad when I found out. He was the guy who sang "You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch", and sang on a few other Dr. Seuss cartoons. He was also the voice of Tony the Tiger.

what a shame,
"There are GREEEEAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT !"

Hoblit · Post by **Hoblit** » Wed May 25, 2005 10:47 am

TheHipCola wrote:Why Do We Lie?

-this is an interesting article exploring why we lie..including to ourselves. I hadn't thought about it before, but it's a good question. This article pegs it to evolution...lying gives liars the edge for survival.

And picking up girls.

" The best deceivers continue to reap advantages denied to their more honest or less competent peers. Lying helps us facilitate social interactions, manipulate others and make friends.

There is even a correlation between social popularity and deceptive skill. We falsify our ré³µmé³ to get jobs, plagiarize essays to boost grade-point averages and pull the wool over the eyes of potential sexual partners to lure them into bed. Research shows that liars are often better able to get jobs and attract members of the opposite sex into relationships."

Here's to my favorite cliche' "Nice guys always finish last" and the above is exactly why.

"But our fetish extends far beyond verbal falsification. We lie by omission and through the subtleties of spin. We engage in myriad forms of nonverbal deception, too"

This is the way I lie whenever I do. Most of the time it's to spare other's feelings by ommitting content that I know would otherwise upset them. Not to say I have never lied any other way...I just know that I try not to and whenever I do, even if my intentions are wrong, this is the way I do it. This includes 'not telling' someone when you have done something wrong. Which again, is usually my form of deception whenever I'm bein' a butt.

"Lying helps. And lying to ourselves--a talent built into our brains--helps us accept our fraudulent behavior."

Not trying to toot my own horn but I lack this ability somewhat. I'm sure that I have lied to myself on occasion but my lack of this 'talent' is always mistaken for lack of self confidence. I rarely lie to myself therefore when I accurately display to others of how 'I think I am' they often tell me that I should have more confidence in myself. I have plenty of self confidence, I just don't represent myself beyond what I actually amount to. I lie to myself ALOT when I'm drunk. I decieve myself into doing a lot of things when I've been drinking.

"mumbo jumbo about involuntary lying to oneself"

Not sure if I got that but I'm sure it happens.

That was a terribly interesting article.

roymond · Post by **roymond** » Wed May 25, 2005 11:22 am

Hoblit wrote:Not sure if I got that but I'm sure it happens.

Come on, Hoblit, have more self confidence!

roymond · Post by **roymond** » Tue May 31, 2005 7:41 am

Tomorrow (June 1) is the 44th anniversary of FM Stereo radio transmission. "this method of modulation inherently distorts without any compensating advantages whatsoever" ... gotta love it!

Sober · Post by **Sober** » Tue May 31, 2005 1:51 pm

I'm moving today. I'll have an entire room dedicated to the studio, with freedom to make major alterations to the room itself (i.e. making holes in the wall so my PC can be in another room), I'll have more free income, more freedom to make loud noises, and an acoustically nice room to start out with. High ceilings, nice closet for vocal booth, etc. I'll be spending money with the auralex folks getting some real acoustic foam stuff, too.

Moving sucks, though.

Adam! · Post by **Adam!** » Tue May 31, 2005 1:53 pm

The Sober Irishman wrote:(i.e. making holes in the wall so my PC can be in another room)

Do this. It's awesome.

roymond · Post by **roymond** » Tue May 31, 2005 1:55 pm

Puce wrote:
The Sober Irishman wrote:(i.e. making holes in the wall so my PC can be in another room)
Do this. It's awesome.

I thought that's what doors are for. Huh.

Sober · Post by **Sober** » Tue May 31, 2005 7:56 pm

Oh, and I got a trumpet. I can play and sustain a note, and that's about it.

Hoblit · Post by **Hoblit** » Tue May 31, 2005 10:40 pm

The Sober Irishman wrote:Oh, and I got a trumpet. I can play and sustain a note, and that's about it.

Thats more than I can do.

/hanging self

roymond · Post by **roymond** » Tue May 31, 2005 10:50 pm

Chris is feeling especially gifted tonight.

mico saudad · Post by **mico saudad** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 11:05 pm

Anyone want to <a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayI ... 4554631047" target=_blank>buy my car</a>?

abecedarian wrote:Almost new 2004 Honda Civic EX with one clean owner and only ~7000 miles. Feel free to contact me for more information on this great car. Selling due to divorce.

Visit http://www.abcdarian.com/pics/civic/ for more pictures and with higher resolution.

I will answer all questions within one day and will take pictures of anything about the car that you are interested in seeing.

Sorry for the shameless use of songfight as a platform for advertising, but you have to admit this use of forum space is a little more practical than the infamous 'Rice Krispies vs Chex' debate of 2001.

Kamakura · Post by **Kamakura** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 5:14 am

abecedarian wrote:Anyone want to <a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayI ... 4554631047" target=_blank>buy my car</a>?

No thank you. It's just too new (and expensive).
My philosophy for cars is buy them cheap, run them into the ground and buy another one. They almost always last the year(ish), and means you get to try a lot of brands and models, which is good... Although it generally precludes owning Porche or Ferrari, I live in hope.

fodroy · Post by **fodroy** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 10:18 am

abecedarian wrote:'Rice Krispies vs Chex' debate of 2001.

clearly chex are better. they pack more natural flavor than rice krispies. the only downside is that they don't snap, crackle and pop...but they don't get soggy as fast as rice krispies. plus they promote diversity with their different colors.

c.layne · Post by **c.layne** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:04 pm

http://www.tourettesguy.com

somebody please tell me this is fake, so i won't die laughing.

fodroy · Post by **fodroy** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:28 pm

c.layne wrote:http://www.tourettesguy.com

somebody please tell me this is fake, so i won't die laughing.

hahahahaha. on man. i don't even care if it's fake. fake or real, it's still funny as hell.

the best part:
talking to his grandma on the phone...
"i'm watching the first season of alf on dvd. ALF. ALF. YOU'RE 93 YEARS OLD AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT ALF IS!?!"
hangs up on his grandma.
"piece of crap."

Hoblit · Post by **Hoblit** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:22 pm

When I worked at The Flying Biscuit in Atlanta I experienced tourettes for the first time. I didn't know about tourettes before that day.

I was just cooking away and all of a sudden I hear a guy yelling out random curse words and phrases much louder and over the entire crowd in the dining room. Everybody around me had already known about the guy and didn't let on that there was anything going on. I'm looking around to see other people's reaction and nobody in the kitchen or the wait staff 'seemed' to notice. Even the diners seemed oblivious to his presence. I did notice a couple of people glancing his way but for the most part life was going on completely normal around this. I finally had to ask "WTF"?!!? And a couple of the cooks smiled and politely explained it to me.

It was really weird.

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