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On a related note....Go Royal Navy!!stueym wrote:Ah how bitter is defeat snatched from the jaws of victorybzl wrote:Now that was one hell of a second test!
Sorry CaravanRay, maybe next time
When Britain first at Heav'n's command
Arose from out the azure main;
This was the charter of the land,
And guardian angels sang this strain;
Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves:
Britons never will be slaves
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What are The Royal Navy doing?stueym wrote:On a related note....Go Royal Navy!!stueym wrote:Ah how bitter is defeat snatched from the jaws of victorybzl wrote:Now that was one hell of a second test!
Sorry CaravanRay, maybe next time
Are the World Buggery and Cannibalism Championships coming up?
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EDIT: Sorry, didn't look at the link - yes, that was pretty cool!
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England WIN the 2nd Ashes match!
Oh yes indeedy. One simply has to gloat whilst one can... 8)
Nah nah na na naaahCaravan Ray wrote:it is good to see that the Poms didn't roll over and die again
Oh yes indeedy. One simply has to gloat whilst one can... 8)
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When I posted previously - I didn't know the results of the fifth day - I just assumed we lost.Kamakura wrote:England WIN the 2nd Ashes match!Nah nah na na naaahCaravan Ray wrote:it is good to see that the Poms didn't roll over and die again
Oh yes indeedy. One simply has to gloat whilst one can... 8)
But wow - what an amazing test match!
Yes - go ahead and enjoy it - even I can feel no ill will after that one.
Time to pull out he biggest sporting cliche of them all:
CRICKET WAS THE REAL WINNER!
I just hope you lads can keep it up for 3 more (and that McGraths leg gets better - I hear that the cricket ball he trod on has been short-listed for the New Years Honours List)
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Right - I've had enough, where's my bat - I'm getting the next plane to England.
Hayden, Martin, Langer, Kattich - you're all being deported to New Zealand. And Gilly! What have they done to you Gilly!?!
Me, Warney, Punter and the Pigeon should be able sort this mess out for the final 2 tests.
3rd Test Man-of-the-Match: half a day of Manchester rain.
Hayden, Martin, Langer, Kattich - you're all being deported to New Zealand. And Gilly! What have they done to you Gilly!?!
Me, Warney, Punter and the Pigeon should be able sort this mess out for the final 2 tests.
3rd Test Man-of-the-Match: half a day of Manchester rain.
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True and sad.Caravan Ray wrote:3rd Test Man-of-the-Match: half a day of Manchester rain.
Actually it's quite exciting really. We both stand a good chance of winning half a bail... Or is it stump?
Perhaps instead of the 3rd and 4th tests they should songfight for the ashes.
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With blonde-haired fast-bowling dynamo and rock musician extrodinaire Brett Lee in the team - that would suit us fine!Kamakura wrote:
Perhaps instead of the 3rd and 4th tests they should songfight for the ashes.
http://www.brettlee.net/didyouknow.php
"Brett is part of a band "Six and Out" comprised of fellow NSW cricketers: Richard Chee Quee, Brad McNamara, Gavin Robertson and his brother, Shane. They have released a CD Six & Out and a stand alone EP Bring It On. Brett plays bass and provides some vocals."
Or are you suggesting it come down to you, J$ and Andy Balham vs. me, Sausage Boy and Denyer? (if so, I'll definitely be praying for rain )
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I tried to find the song but couldn't (404'd) so here's a lyrical excerpt to cool the fevered brow...Caravan Ray wrote:
Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...
words and music by Eric Idle
Just in case you want the rest
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FOLLOW ON...OMG!!!. I thought I would never live to see the day(again ). That's phenomenal. Sorry Ray to gloat but when it comes to sports its so rare to put one over you lot. we have to enjoy it when it does come.Caravan Ray wrote:I'd really don't think I want to talk about it at the moment
I'll be in my caravan if anyone wants me...
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I've decided to be sensible and not count the Chickens... Just in case...
oh...
well...
why not...
ENGLAND!
oh...
well...
why not...
ENGLAND!
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Is it too early to forget cricket and start talking about the Commonwealth Games?stueym wrote:FOLLOW ON...OMG!!!. I thought I would never live to see the day(again ). That's phenomenal. Sorry Ray to gloat but when it comes to sports its so rare to put one over you lot. we have to enjoy it when it does come.Caravan Ray wrote:I'd really don't think I want to talk about it at the moment
I'll be in my caravan if anyone wants me...
(Oh... and Stuey - I think you've been Stateside too long - "sport" doesn't have an "s" at the end of it)
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Quite right lazy nasty habit. Unfortunately if you are here long enough it happens quite insidiously. Will try to do better!Caravan Ray wrote:Is it too early to forget cricket and start talking about the Commonwealth Games?stueym wrote:FOLLOW ON...OMG!!!. I thought I would never live to see the day(again ). That's phenomenal. Sorry Ray to gloat but when it comes to sports its so rare to put one over you lot. we have to enjoy it when it does come.Caravan Ray wrote:I'd really don't think I want to talk about it at the moment
I'll be in my caravan if anyone wants me...
(Oh... and Stuey - I think you've been Stateside too long - "sport" doesn't have an "s" at the end of it)
"You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that."