Prayer For Pancakes

king_arthur · Post by **king_arthur** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:52 pm

What we gonna do next year for Mardi Gras
Party town ain't where it used to be no more
I'm a hopin' to return to the crime of my former scenes
But even if I can't I'm gonna party like it's New Orleans

Got to rebuld that town
In time for a big fat Mardi
Say a prayer for pancakes
And get ready to party.

What I gonna do with all these cheesy beads?
I stocked up in expectation of my party needs,
Give 'em to the girls 'round here and what do they do?
Let's just say I don't expect to see the expected view.

(chorus)

Way down yonder in New Orleans
Got to bring in the great big monster machines
Suck all the water back out into the sea
And get ready for the party of the century

(chorus 2x)

j$ · Post by j$ » Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:54 pm

Here at the bakesale
You toss for your supper
Sprinkles of sugar
A bowlful of uppers
Suddenly world seems a suitable place
you'll eat til you're sick and then you stuff your fat face

Pray for the pancakes x 2

Here at the bakesale
It's pancakes' 'we lose' day
Sick with bulemia
Every Shrove Tuesday
Internet porn
and a gobful of downers
Their life is so short as
they're slaughtered by bounders

Pray for the pancakes
The ones that are left
They never deserved to ...
to be frying to death

Oooh oooh oooh oooh!

Bjam · Post by **Bjam** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 5:11 pm

Get down on the tour bus
And rock it till the morn'
Don't look back
Just don't tell your girlfriend

Prayer for pancakes
Show us how to rock your booty soul
Prayer for pancakes
Don't say no to flying through the world
Prayer for pancakes
Down on your knees and boogie
Prayer for pancakes
Rock till they can't rock anymore

Smother on the whipped cream
Add those berries too
Slide on the butter
And look down at your plate

You just finished your set
You're all hot and wet

Prayer for pancakes
Show us how to rock your booty soul
Prayer for pancakes
Don't say no to flying through the world
Prayer for pancakes
Down on your knees and boogie
Prayer for pancakes
Rock till they can't rock anymore

thehipcola · Post by **thehipcola** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 5:16 pm

Prayer for Pancakes by thc

Runnin' down my face
ahhh the syrup's gettin thicker,
ooey gooey good you know it makes me want to lick ahh....

Aunt Jamima ain't got nothin' on my plate...
this' all Canadian bacon,
makes me wanna eat.... pancakes.

pancakes.

GlennCase · Post by **GlennCase** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 5:17 pm

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I hope that she won't make
her famous coffee cake
It's something I can't take

Her biscuits and gravy taste
Just like toxic waste
So I pray she makes

Her Pancakes

Her waffles have big holes
and smell like dirty toes
I have to hold my nose

Her muffins are so hard
They almost broke my jaw
The only thing that she makes right so far is pancakes

So I pray she makes her pancakes

ROCK!

Glenn (DR FUNK)
http://glenncase.songhole.org

feldspar · Post by **feldspar** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 5:21 pm

<b>Prayer for Pancakes</b>
by Feldspar

i'm down on the ground collecting sand
there's nothing written on my hand
just want enough to make it last
don't mean to be an iconoclast

this is my prayer for
pancakes to fall from the sky
this is the only time i've got
to play this game of do or die

this is my song for
pancakes to carry me through life
and though idealism is vice
i seem to think i'll be alright

this is my prayer
for pancakes to fall from the sky
this is the only chance we've got
we either sink or swim
we run and fall or else we win
this is the only shot we have
to make the pancakes fall out of the sky
this is the only time i've got
to play this game of do or die

Plat · Post by **Plat** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 5:25 pm

Prayer For Pancakes
by The Bovine Recyclery (to be confused with The Cow Exchange)

you can scream out loud till your ears disappear
you can lose one of your hands
you can write it down and not make a sound
you can mime an olive branch

but it doesn't mean a thing unless the foods are listening
so you better go out of your way and say a

prayer for pancakes
pancakes will make it better
prayer for pancakes
pancakes and never batter
pancakes are well-rounded
so my advice is sounded (?)
if you swear say a prayer for pancakes

light a fire on cracker
rip off oreo's backs and marathon the torch through town
from the courtroom to the bathroom
from the full moon to the halfmoon
and while you're there say a prayer for pancakes

but it doesn't mean a thing unless the foods are listening
say a

prayer for pancakes
pancakes will make it better
prayer for pancakes
pancakes and never batter
pancakes are well-rounded
so my advice is sounded (?)
if you swear say a prayer for pancakes

Adam! · Post by **Adam!** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 5:26 pm

Puce - Prayer For Pancakes
Lyrics:

Let's have a prayer for pancakes,
They truly have the hardest life,
They're cruelly drowned in maple syrup,
And then cut up with a fork and a knife.

Let's have a prayer for muffins,
What did they ever do wrong?
Why did you have to kill them,
When you baked them for so long?

Let's have a prayer for pancakes,
Let's have a prayer for pastry too,
Let's have a prayer for all the baked goods,
That get eaten by me and you.

Let's have a prayer for pancakes,
They truly have the hardest life,
Why did you have to kill them,
With your fork and your knife?