Emo kids chopping onions (Brimming with Tears Reviews)

[Meatwad]

Klownhole - are you guys aware how gay you sound? this is great, could only be klownhole (or slipknot fronted by the gayest man in existence!)

Not the most chubby-inducing fight ever. I am voting for Klownhole...

This review made me happier than any previous review I can think of. Two different people did the vocals on this one, neither of which are vocalist by trade, just a couple of drunk guys willing to make face sounds. Invariably drunk guys who don't normally sing are going to either sound like hicks, or gay. The best would be gay hicks. We'll have to work on that for next week....

[Ryan]

Atlantean-- your song made me worry about you actually killing yourself. I get that way listening to Brighteyes too. Hey if you are actually suicidal, talk to someone about it buddy-- I can help you with resources in your area if you want-- I'm cool like that.

Melvin - I liked your the best, but some of the guitar work is pretty unoriginal, even for emo. Try less picking and more sustain or delay next time.

Klownhole - this song was chaotic with a "C," but not Kaotic with a "K." So, Clownhole, you still rock, but I wanted a bit more pushing the limits. You don't need booze to do that, you need balls. Get yours back for next week.

Poor- nice Beckish sound. needed less keyboard noodling and more grooves.

Everyone else - great effort, nice imagery, and stay in school.

[posyden]

don't worry guys..I'm not suicidal...however perfect timing..my girlfriend broke up with me 3 days after brimming with tears was revealed..so you can thank her for the song..."you tore my heart out threw it upon the floor"...is what she did

god..that sounded emo..I'm not emo
fucking emo...

[Meatwad]

Klownhole - this song was chaotic with a "C," but not Kaotic with a "K." So, Clownhole, you still rock, but I wanted a bit more pushing the limits. You don't need booze to do that, you need balls. Get yours back for next week.

While I wholeheartedly agree with your sentiments regarding putting the crotch in crotch-rock. I take exception to your assertion about not needing booze.

And another thing, what the hell is this "emo" that all you kids are going on about?

[Ryan]

Emo

I like the w i k i p e d i a entry on Emo. Start there.

This is as far as I can go without starting a new thread and getting slapped with a big gay avatar courtesy of blue.

actually, I kinda need someone to host an avatar for me. I tried to pull one of my website, but its in flash and I am not geeky enough to figure that shit out.

[Bjam]

actually, I kinda need someone to host an avatar for me. I tried to pull one of my website, but its in flash and I am not geeky enough to figure that shit out.

Just go get a photobucket account. And I don't think flash avatars work well on message boards. *shrug*

[HeuristicsInc]

no flash. if you need animation, use an animated .gif file. but really, who needs an animated avatar?
-bill

[ruin8r]

And another thing, what the hell is this "emo" that all you kids are going on about?

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?" He said, "Religious." I said, "Me too! Are you christian or buddhist?" He said, "Christian." I said, "Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me too! Are you episcopalian or baptist?" He said, "Baptist!" I said,"Wow! Me too! Are you baptist church of god or baptist church of the lord?" He said, "Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you original baptist church of god, or are you reformed baptist church of god?" He said,"Reformed Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off. -- Emo Phillips

[Leaf]

Emo Phillips ruled. Just don't eat the coleslaw.

[jack]

i just want to say i'm happy to get my klownhole more regularly these days.

between you and octothorpe, there must be something in that seattle water....

[Hoblit]

Hoblit's mean reviews:

Nobody says preacher MAN anymore. Welcome to 2005.

There's an obvious...'we're wishing you really did kill yourself joke' here, but that'd be too easy. Also, you go to the garage to get into the car and leave it running...not to cut yourself..thats the bathtub.

what? WHAT? WE CAN'T HEAR YOU! Also, play the guitar...or put it down..stop fiddling with it already...geez

--good one here--

MULLET RAWK...awe yeah... what is this the B-side 10" of? I think I saw ya'll on VH1 once...one of those guys who inspired somebody better in the late 70's. Oh yeah, bum porn...heyyyy, I know you guys.

MELVIN! melvin, come here...no it's ok..I'm not gonna hurt you...c'mon..come here. *Hoblit hugs Melvin - you needed that didn't you?

now Melvin, hug HIM

ugh, I'm guessing you're white (and I'm definitely not racist, this is simply an observation) Just accept Michael Bolton as your savior and get on with life.

I swear you were gonna sing 'still crazy after all of these years' (which woulda been cool!) but you didn't, you sang something almost as good! Between you and Melvin...roy? Roy? is that you? nah, I guess not..but ya'lls voices have similarities.

Ya'll don't take it personally..I'm eating salty fries and they may have affected my judgment. Besides, I'm just funnin', keep up the mediocre work! ha ha, more jokes.

[rone rivendale]

It would have helped if you had.. I don't know... said who you were reviewing instead of just saying reviews in whatever order.

I'm guessing the white boy reference was about me. Yes, I'm white and I rap. Get over it. Eminem and Bubba Sparxxx say I have the right and Vanilla Ice says he was just a fluke and no one should ever think about him ever again.

[Hoblit]

It would have helped if you had.. I don't know... said who you were reviewing instead of just saying reviews in whatever order.

I'm guessing the white boy reference was about me. Yes, I'm white and I rap. Get over it. Eminem and Bubba Sparxxx say I have the right and Vanilla Ice says he was just a fluke and no one should ever think about him ever again.

ha ha ha ha ha....

yes yes... I'm glad you're taking that in good humor...because that's all I meant it by. Just breakin' you in..sometimes people come through and do this every once and a while. I even like eminem...enough to have a few mp3s and to see him in concert.

Those reviews are ambiguous on purpose...but if you must know...they are in playlist order. (think without shuffle)

I've gotten a couple of bad reviews in this style and I thought I'd share the wealth. Seemed appropriate for this particular fight. Anyways, I'll be entering a 'left at the mortuary' where you can return the favor

[rone rivendale]

I've gotten a couple of bad reviews in this style and I thought I'd share the wealth. Seemed appropriate for this particular fight. Anyways, I'll be entering a 'left at the mortuary' where you can return the favor

I'll be sure to do that.

And umm, I entered Left at the Mortuary too and umm... yeah. *hides*

[Meatwad]

Hoblit's mean reviews:
--good one here--

MULLET RAWK...awe yeah... what is this the B-side 10" of? I think I saw ya'll on VH1 once...one of those guys who inspired somebody better in the late 70's. Oh yeah, bum porn...heyyyy, I know you guys.

Thanks for the inspiration. I needed to re-use the sample to (poorly) cover up some bad mistakes. The Klown isn't so talented to begin with. The booze doesn't help. Or, as Brad Dourif said on Deadwood. Whiskey doesn't steady the hand, it dulls the concern about the hands unsteadiness.

[Clats]

Hoblit's mean reviews:

--good one here--

MULLET RAWK...awe yeah... what is this the B-side 10" of? I think I saw ya'll on VH1 once...one of those guys who inspired somebody better in the late 70's. Oh yeah, bum porn...heyyyy, I know you guys.

Is --good one here-- in reference to the MULLET RAWK review or is it a review all by its lonesome? If the former, then there are only 8 reviews for a 9 song fight. If the latter, we will all pretend it's referring to our own submission. Maybe it's the salty fries I've been eating.

[Hoblit]

Hoblit's mean reviews:

--good one here--

MULLET RAWK...awe yeah... what is this the B-side 10" of? I think I saw ya'll on VH1 once...one of those guys who inspired somebody better in the late 70's. Oh yeah, bum porn...heyyyy, I know you guys.

Is --good one here-- in reference to the MULLET RAWK review or is it a review all by its lonesome? If the former, then there are only 8 reviews for a 9 song fight. If the latter, we will all pretend it's referring to our own submission. Maybe it's the salty fries I've been eating.

ha ha..ha ha....yeah... it was a 'break' for a song that I couldn't say anything bad about However, don't tell Klownhole that...it might hurt their feelings. (as if)