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Caravan Ray
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Bjam wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4438448.stm

Go ancient tortoise, go.
Go homegirl!

Harriet is a local Queensland legend. She spent about 100 years of her life living in the Botanic Gardens in the middle of Brisbane. Any Queenslander over a certain age is sure to have a photo of themselves having a ride on Harriet's back.

I find it strange that people seem to doubt that Harriet may have been bought to Australia by Darwin. As that article says: "Harriet belongs to a sub-species of tortoise only found on an island that Darwin never visited". So, Darwin may not have visited a particular Galapagan island (inter-island trade of tortise meat seems a reasonable explanation)- but as far as I recall, there has never really been a huge trade Galapagos tortises between Equador and Queensland. Who else would have been transporting large land-based reptiles across the Pacific in the late 1830's?

Anyway - I hope Harriet is OK up there at Australia Zoo in the dubious hands of celebrity dickhead Mr Steve Irwin. "Her keepers believe she has survived for so long because she has enjoyed a stress-free life" - I guess Charlie Darwin never creeped up behind her and shouted "CRIKEY!!"

We'll have to get up there soon so that her namesake - my daughter Caravan Harriet can wish her Happy Birthday.
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Move over Hubbard, Krishna and Houston Oilers, swig on magical Seagalology.
Vern's movie reviews are almost as acerbic as Joe Queenan, and his adoration of Steven Seagal provided that link.
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http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/co ... 02,00.html

so, anyone know this guy? is it anyone on the boards?
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fodroy wrote:http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/co ... 02,00.html

so, anyone know this guy? is it anyone on the boards?
" you idiot " - Ren
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fodroy wrote:http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/co ... 02,00.html

so, anyone know this guy? is it anyone on the boards?
Heh! - I read that this morning too in the Sydney Morning Herald - I wonder why it suddenly made news in Australia 9 months after the event?

Anyway - it's nice to see a man who keeps his word. Not enough of that nowdays. And of couse, it's always good news to hear about England being beaten.
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I just <a href="http://trikuare.cx/rip.html">pulled the plug</a>.

*snif*
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fluffy wrote:I just <a href="http://trikuare.cx/rip.html">pulled the plug</a>.
...and in equally emotional news, <a href="http://www01.passthepotato.com/potato-1 ... 0250">this potato</a> is trying to visit all fifty states!!!
glug glug glug egg makes wine. You can make wine too.
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Egg wrote:
fluffy wrote:I just <a href="http://trikuare.cx/rip.html">pulled the plug</a>.
...and in equally emotional news, <a href="http://www01.passthepotato.com/potato-1 ... 0250">this potato</a> is trying to visit all fifty states!!!
I didn't have the patience to fight with the flash banner that had no apparent exit.
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Hoblit wrote: I didn't have the patience to fight with the flash banner that had no apparent exit.
How will the potato visit Florida?!!! Oh no!!!
glug glug glug egg makes wine. You can make wine too.
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Egg wrote:
Hoblit wrote: I didn't have the patience to fight with the flash banner that had no apparent exit.
How will the potato visit Florida?!!! Oh no!!!
?

try dre.

also, nevermind.

Somebody from kissimme already hit it.
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Image

Aww. That's pretty cute.
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Has anyone mentioned this? http://postsecret.blogspot.com/ People write in their confessions. Strangely fascinating.
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it's not exactly monkey business, but i don't know where else to put it.

if you go to this website and light an e-candle (it's free to do), a dollar will be donated to aids/hiv research. all you have to do is click where you live.

http://www.lighttounite.com/
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I swear to god, I heard MC Hawking while watching a Burger King commercial.

I...I....I don't know how to feel about this....
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erikb wrote: [/eats shoots and leaves]
No - a koala only eats leaves. You're thinking of a wombat.
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I'm never, ever thinking of a wombat.
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I'm no longer a trouble stick. But 20 more posts and I can make a joke about green stick.
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"I'd like to see 1984 redubbed with this in the soundtrack."- Furrypedro.
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Post by drë »

concentration game, ( FOR MEN ONLY )... cracks me up every time.

WARNING: CLICK ON IT ONLY IF THERES NO ONE AROUND.

http://www.nemarov.com/media/1/20050112-Thetest-uk.swf
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You should probably put an NSFW warning on that.

Also, it's funny, and also, I passed it on every try. :D
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Post by Hoblit »

fluffy wrote:You should probably put an NSFW warning on that.

Also, it's funny, and also, I passed it on every try. :D
I am not ashamed, I passed it every time. Though, one time I took 'the risk'.
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