Monkey Affairs IV MAIN

fodroy · Post by **fodroy** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 12:29 pm

i have very good concentration.

Niveous · Post by **Niveous** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:29 am

Worst album covers of all-time:
http://porktornado.diaryland.com/albumcover.html

Bjam · Post by **Bjam** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 4:03 pm

You might remember(probably not though) that I had 8 teeth out a week or so back. I just got braces put on, after putting it off for the past couple of years.

They're really sore. (Who the hell came up with the idea to yank your teeth around with wire and colourful bands?)

Mushy food and hugs are greatly appreciated.

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 5:46 pm

Aw, and I was hoping to share these Belgian-chocolate-covered hard pretzels with someone. I GUESS IT WON'T BE YOU.

[actually I don't have any pretzels, chocolate covered or otherwise. I'm just being mean.]

Hoblit · Post by **Hoblit** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 4:24 pm

Bjam wrote: I just got braces put on,Mushy food and hugs are greatly appreciated.

So you're even cuter. How about that. I'd link to proof but I'm finding that most links for the love of braces are somewhat pornographic. However, therefore supporting my statement anyhow.

Märk · Post by **Märk** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 3:52 pm

This is 10 kinds of fucked up

WeaselSlayer · Post by **WeaselSlayer** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 4:31 pm

Hoblit wrote:
Bjam wrote: I just got braces put on,Mushy food and hugs are greatly appreciated.
So you're even cuter. How about that. I'd link to proof but I'm finding that most links for the love of braces are somewhat pornographic. However, therefore supporting my statement anyhow.

Um. Awwwwwkwarrrrrrd.

Hoblit · Post by **Hoblit** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 5:24 pm

WeaselSlayer wrote:
Hoblit wrote:
Bjam wrote: I just got braces put on,Mushy food and hugs are greatly appreciated.
So you're even cuter. How about that. I'd link to proof but I'm finding that most links for the love of braces are somewhat pornographic. However, therefore supporting my statement anyhow.
Um. Awwwwwkwarrrrrrd.

Ha, I didn't mean it to sound 'creepy old man' like. I always thought braces were cute...then I looked it up on the internets and discovered that there is a 'fetish' of sorts out there. So, in short I appologize for any akward moments that I may have caused. I wish I had some mushy food to offer.

Bjam · Post by **Bjam** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 8:39 pm

It's cool, Hoblit. I know you're not a creepy old man.

Märk · Post by **Märk** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 8:47 pm

Bjam wrote:It's cool, Hoblit. I know you're not a creepy old man.

Wow, do YOU ever not know Hoblit very well...

jack · Post by **jack** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 8:51 pm

well, i don't know if i'd call hoblit old.

Bjam · Post by **Bjam** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 9:07 pm

This place needs a little sarcasticy emoticon. I guess rolling eyes would be good.

Therefore:

Caravan Ray · Post by **Caravan Ray** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 11:23 pm

Hoblit wrote: I'd link to proof but I'm finding that most links for the love of braces are somewhat pornographic. However, therefore supporting my statement anyhow.

So...where are these orthodontiporn links?
(not for me...it's for a friend...)

Niveous · Post by **Niveous** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:22 pm

Has anyone ever heard Ozzy Osbourne's cover of Stayin' Alive?????

WTF!!!!

http://app2.sonymusic.com/sme/master/ot ... 875,00.asx

Leaf · Post by **Leaf** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:37 pm

I have that... it was labelled as being with Dweezil Zappa... kinda fun.

Niveous · Post by **Niveous** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:43 pm

Yep, with Dweezil Zappa. I guess Zakk Wylde said to Ozzy, "Disco. You want me to do Disco. Do you know who I am? Fucking Black Label Society. I can't risk the street cred. Go get some other guitarist. Hey, I heard that Dweezil Zappa kid is a good guitarist. And he's married to Lisa Loeb so he ain't got a shred of street cred left. Go get him."

Bjam · Post by **Bjam** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 11:11 pm

Look at that beautiful bowl. Hot damn.

Kamakura · Post by **Kamakura** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 7:48 am

Bjam the potter!
A nice 'art' bowl indeed, though a scale would be useful. Will it fit an orange or a pumkin?

Bjam · Post by **Bjam** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 11:19 am

I think it could just fit an egg. It's not a very practical bowl (especially as in firing, one of the corners got a crack.) It's half an iPod tall.

roymond · Post by **roymond** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:49 pm

New Rules for 2006: (not mine, just funny)

New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.com! Thereâ€™s a reason you donâ€™t talk to people for 25 years. Because you donâ€™t like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days: Heâ€™s mowing my lawn.

New Rule : Donâ€™t eat anything thatâ€™s served to you through a window Unless youâ€™re a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendyâ€™s chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to containâ€¦filet mignon? Luckily, it was only a finger! Had it been a whole hand, Congress would have voted to keep it alive.

New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky bastards.

New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Hereâ€™s how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, weâ€™re done.

New Rule: Thereâ€™s no such thing as flavored water. Thereâ€™s a whole Aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. Thereâ€™ your flavored water.

New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a â€œdecaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-nâ€™-Low and one NutraSweet,â€

Niveous · Post by **Niveous** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 5:00 pm

roymond wrote:New Rules for 2006: (not mine, just funny)

http://www.hbo.com/billmaher/new_rules/20051104.html

The whole lot of 'em!

Hoblit · Post by **Hoblit** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 6:19 pm

Niveous wrote:
roymond wrote:New Rules for 2006: (not mine, just funny)
http://www.hbo.com/billmaher/new_rules/20051104.html

The whole lot of 'em!

Yes, but you only need this one: (note foul language)

And finally, New Rule: President Bush's new Supreme Court nominee, Samuel Alito, must bomb an abortion clinic. I know it sounds crazy, but the right wing needs assurance that they've really got their holy man this time. We can't let the swing vote on the Supreme Court just wind up in the hands of some level-headed legal pussy.

Is Sam Alito a decent man with Christian values? Well, until he kills a nurse with a pipe bomb, there's no way to be sure. Because there is nothing you can say to a real conservative to convince him abortion should ever be acceptable other than, "Your daughter is pregnant and the father is black."

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Now folks, that is funny.