Quick! How many processes are running on your computer?

How much do you love this stuff?

Number of processes:

Less than 10 (yeah, right)
1
3%
10 - 15
2
6%
16 - 20
1
3%
21 - 25
2
6%
26 - 30
1
3%
31 - 35
1
3%
36 - 40
3
9%
More than 41
21
66%
 
Total votes: 32
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Quick! How many processes are running on your computer?

Post by Märk »

Windows users, hit ctrl-alt-del, others do whatever you have to, and see how many processes are currently running.

BONUS: Do you know what all of them are doing?
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47. And I'm sure most of them are unhealthy for my little laptop.
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Hmm...I've got 41, not represented on the poll. That's the right amount then, right? :)
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TheHipCola wrote:Hmm...I've got 41, not represented on the poll. That's the right amount then, right? :)
Oops, worded badly. Should say "41 or more"

Keep in mind that (in windows anyway) task manager counts itself as a process, so subtract one task from the total :)
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i don't even know how to check on a mac.
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fodroy wrote:i don't even know how to check on a mac.
Fluffy? Care to explain? Would be nice to get the Mac users in this too.

BTW: I just tried something- I killed (or properly shut down) all processes that are not essential to Windows operation, and am down to 19 tasks. It freed up ~200MB of ram, too. Of course, if I want to hook up my camera or MP3 player to transfer files, use the remote for my TV tuner, or have antivirus protection running, 19 tasks is not realistic.
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Post by Adam! »

27. Would be much less if I shut down googletalk, acrobat, winamp, firefox, explorer, quicktime, daemon tools, etc etc etc. The purposes of 9 of them elude me, so I guess I fail the bonus round.
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Yep. 41.
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22.
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33
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63....got to love the IBM bloatware that IBM laptops run in the interests of protecting your security and hard drive :-) God Bless 1GB RAM
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39, although there seem to be duplicates of the one process running.
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Post by Hoblit »

SVCHOST is a generic name for some processes. (right?) That would be your 'duplicates.

ME?

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56 - lots of added crap from my company, plus I have 8 apps open right now.
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jamest / :ps -ef|wc -l
146
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146 baby (minus some header stuff )Whoo Hoo what do I win?
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44 and I'd really like to know what they are doing... so how do I find out?
Some are really obvious, but others worry me. A lot.

This is a worthy silly poll.
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35 at home, 60 here. there is a lot of crap on these work machines.
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My total is a Queen song.

39
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96
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Kamakura wrote:44 and I'd really like to know what they are doing... so how do I find out?
Some are really obvious, but others worry me. A lot.

This is a worthy silly poll.
Just type the suspicious process name into Google. (ie. lhidsvc.exe)

You'll find several pages that explain what it is. (valid system app, add-on for 3rd party hardware, malware, etc)

After you do this, you will be one step closer to knowing your computer in the biblical sense.
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For PC users only...

All that weird .exe and .dll crap...
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19!
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