THEMESONGFIGHT! 2005 ("OPEN SEASON")

Rabid Garfunkel · Post by **Rabid Garfunkel** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 10:33 pm

Ha! Yes, only more ratty thrift-store-model. Them's just too cute.

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 10:40 pm

GlennCase · Post by **GlennCase** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 12:05 pm

Yes. It is sloppy.

Yes, I broke a string while recording the second guitar part.

I will also mail that broken string to Jim, if he wants it. Private message your address to me if you would like that, Jim.

Here are the lyrics. Click <a href="http://glenncase.songhole.org/jim.mp3">HERE</a> to listen to the song.

Basket Robbers
<a href="http://glenncase.songhole.org/jim.mp3">Jim Tyrrell's Theme Song</a>

His name is Jim Tyrrell
and he is really swell
The unoffical noob of Febru-ever

His name is Jim Tyrrell
And he songfights as well
And the words he writes could be described as clever

He's no asshat
He's a musician
I made this theme
'Cause his was missing
Plays more shows
Than a Vegas magician
When Jim is talking
You should listen

His name is Jim Tyrrell
and he is really swell
The unoffical noob of Febru-ever

His name is Jim Tyrrell
Some say his feet might smell
But everybody's feet smell they are all just jealous

It's spelled Jim
T Y R R E L L
Some people try but
they can't spell it well
So from now on dont forget
and go to jim tyrrell dot net

His name is Jim Tyrrell
and he is really swell
The unoffical noob of Febru-ever

His name is Jim Tyrrell
His songs are not for sale
But you can download them for free up on his website
That's right, his website
Make sure it's spelled right

For great music by Jim Tyrrell go to Jim Tyrrell.net
That's Jim T Y R R E L L .net

ROCK!

Glenn (DR FUNK)

jimtyrrell · Post by **jimtyrrell** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 12:44 pm

You're the best, Glenn.

Thanks, this is awesome!

(Nobody is jealous of the smell of my feet, I assure you)

(and I have plenty of broken strings of my own, thank you. But it's especially cool that equipment was broken during the creation of my song. Rock!)

Freddielove · Post by **Freddielove** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 11:26 am

<a href="http://wflind.web.aplus.net/freddielove-sb.mp3">Sausage Boy Theme Song</a>

Seven blurry pictures in his avatar
They are giving me seizures as I try to read the features
Heâ€™s got big game like a Toronto star
Loveshark pulling truckers in a three piston car
Never even met him but I wrote him a song
And Iâ€™ll send a shout to Adelaide if Iâ€™m in Wollongong
Cause we all enjoy Sausage Boy
Love what youâ€™ve done for us
Hereâ€™s the chorus

S A U S A G E boy

Bass, drums and harmonica thatâ€™s where its at
Bit crunch on the vocals so you know they stay fat
Never dresses down and looks good in a suit
And if you let him he will make jerky from the low hanging fruit
So much more he will never show
Thereâ€™s more in sausage than youâ€™ll ever want to know
When they asked for theme songs he said heâ€™d give it a go

S A U S A G E boy

Look out in front and watch you back
And prepare for the Sausage Boy attack

Abu mia jamal
All my meatâ€™s hilal
Hola chulo que tal?
Go shopping at the mall
Break

S A U S A G E boy

drë · Post by **drë** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 7:53 pm

Freddielove wrote:<a href="http://wflind.web.aplus.net/freddielove-sb.mp3">Sausage Boy Theme Song</a>

Fucking awesome,great job!

sausage boy · Post by **sausage boy** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 8:31 pm

Mr Love

My god, you forfilled the creteria I supplied very well. I sound way, way cooler than I actually am.

I am mostly impressed you managed to dig up so much on me. References to Loveshark, and Adelaide. Nice work, this goes straight onto the work playlist.

Freddielove · Post by **Freddielove** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 11:19 pm

Thanks, glad you enjoyed it.

There should be a vocal part in the long instrumental part, I decided that it was late enough already. If I can finally get the guest vocalist to record his part then I will upate the song later.

And btw I know that isn't how you say Wollongong, it was the only way I could get it to fit the lazy rhyme.

mc3p0 · Post by **mc3p0** » Sat Mar 11, 2006 12:05 am

Wow, Freddielove you did freakin' awesome. The Pacman beat is orgasmic.

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Sat Mar 11, 2006 12:00 pm

The awesomeness is directly proportional to the lateness. But better late [and awesome] than not at all. Or on-time and shit.

Freddielove · Post by **Freddielove** » Sat Mar 11, 2006 7:39 pm

Ha, that is a cool way to look at it. Thanks for checking it out several months after the fact.

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Sat Mar 11, 2006 7:52 pm

Wow, I didn't see that you'd actually posted it back in December. I just got the topic reply notification when mc3p0 posted and so I thought it was fresh.

So it's more awesome than it was late!

mc3p0 · Post by **mc3p0** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 7:13 pm

Cheap Bastards - Johnny Cashpoint's theme 2,182kb

he's on the run last confirmed location
whoring an adjective, spokesman and a thug
for shadowy lunatics, continues public derailing
hide finger detachment, secure ass with it's nailing
ebay yourself as a piece of jewelry, a pornographic dream
dressed cherry green surrounded by rabidity,
bulldogs and a bucketful of cream
you can't protest at twenty bucks a scene..

the dollar sign means money
got the cash, cars and honey
hear the point? read: abstract
wrap a wire tap on that
listen for correct connection
super-factual transgression
trading robin for the riddler
rescues poetry like Schindler

he's a bad mamma-jamma
with a knight stick kick stand
stepping on the wicked
beating war drums in the sand
infotainer spy, a futuristic scry
legal fingers strum a harp,
for the criminals to cry

J$ - rock righteous!
J$ - rock righteous!

boarding air force none lover-man with a bed pan
dead can rant like an Ayn Rand sycophant
sneaky-de-beaky-de-leaky rectal scratching
'twas once brillig, now onward Bandar snatching

ascribed prescription for inflammation, stealth security
vitaminavegamite taken quite unnaturally
making, breaking kings, Merlin, saviors and a Doctor Who's
a timeless slice of impeachment â€œwith delicious guerilla coupâ€

j$ · Post by j$ » Mon Mar 13, 2006 8:16 pm

How awesome is that? And the song is fantastic as well. Mc3p0 is my new hero

mc3p0 · Post by **mc3p0** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 12:10 am

you deserve better, but thank you!

Freddielove · Post by **Freddielove** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 1:59 pm

I don't see the song.