Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter

c.layne · Post by **c.layne** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 5:16 pm

what can you say about this film? jesus fighting lesbian and catholic vampires? mary magnum?! a song and dance number? it's awesome.
there are some pacing issues, but considering it was made to be a b-movie, i think it does a pretty awesome job.

oh, and the soundtrack kicks ass.

Adam! · Post by **Adam!** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 5:33 pm

Hah, I saw this at like 4am a few years ago. It... is bad. I'd love it forever if Jesus didn't get a makeover part way through, at which point he stops looking like Jesus and starts looking like nobody and the movie loses all of its novelty.

c.layne · Post by **c.layne** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:42 pm

yeah, i do agree with that. i was hoping he'd stick with the original jesus look.

fodroy · Post by **fodroy** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:38 pm

but jesus getting a makeover is an awesome concept.

i need to see this.

UnDesirable · Post by **UnDesirable** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:04 pm

c.layne wrote:oh, and the soundtrack kicks ass.

I haven't seen this movie, but I found this when googling the title.
http://www.odessafilmworks.com/jcvh/music.html

Rabid Garfunkel · Post by **Rabid Garfunkel** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 10:39 pm

Don't forget freakin' Santo! (Well, a Santo, not one of the many The Santos out there in movie history.)

Kick ass movie, and yet another reason to like Canadians, heh.

c.layne · Post by **c.layne** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:26 pm

i actually emailed the guy at odessa film works asking about where to purchase the soundtrack, and he said he would burn and mail me a copy, which is unspeakably kickass. i'll be sure to supply the .mp3s for anyone that's interested

john m · Post by **john m** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 6:53 pm

Count me in.

Film's an A+ for the Geo Tracker spawn point alone.

jute gyte · Post by **jute gyte** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:27 pm

This is playing on campus tomorrow night (for free). I might go see it. The clip on badmovies.org looks pretty good.

Niveous · Post by **Niveous** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:35 am

Wow, this is f'n spectacular.

http://www.badmovies.org/multimedia/mov ... svamp1.mpg

The cheesiness and campiness is near critical mass. it's beautiful.

Reminds me of the time at my old job where some of my heathen friends & I protested against our religiously pushy co-workers. The result: Jeebus Crust: Supercar. The story of the other son of God who was a race car driver and had a parrot. The best part was the soundtrack that included (to the beat of Michael MacDonald's "Sweet Freedom") Shine Sweet Jeebus.

jezebelus · Post by **jezebelus** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 2:13 am

I hear for this movie for the first time. What genre it is? It looks more like comedy than horror

Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter

Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter

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