more fucking pirates

sausage boy · Post by **sausage boy** » Wed May 10, 2006 12:06 am

i was offended by the mention of Thundercats more.

I remain staunchly a Transformers fan.

furrypedro · Post by **furrypedro** » Wed May 10, 2006 5:46 am

hey, you can be both!
though Optimus Prime would still kick all the Thundercats asses every day of the week without breaking a electron-sweat

catch · Post by **catch** » Wed May 10, 2006 5:50 am

By the Sword of Omens, you are mistaken!

sausage boy · Post by **sausage boy** » Wed May 10, 2006 6:38 am

Autobots, roll out!

Optimus Prime is my fucking hero. I compulsively collect Prime stuff.

j$ · Post by j$ » Wed May 10, 2006 6:59 am

This is getting worringly off-topic, landlubbers.

Mogosagatai · Post by **Mogosagatai** » Wed May 10, 2006 7:06 am

You might say it's getting... <i>piiirated</i>?

Tranformers' badassitude outweighs that of pirates by like... a metric badass robot.

j$ · Post by j$ » Wed May 10, 2006 7:12 am

Now here's some real irony -

"Kids today requiring more sophisticated fun
Fuck the Jolly Roger, they want robots and big guns"
(johnny Cashpoint, Pieces of Eight)

catch · Post by **catch** » Wed May 10, 2006 7:14 am

Yeah, I mean, in our defence, the topic was pirates.

But in an effort to steer this ship (you see what I did there?) in the right direction, I offer you this:

The Secret of Monkey Island (PC, Amiga)

One of my favourite games of all time and a high point of the now-defunct graphic adventure genre, The Secret of Monkey Island sends wannabe-pirate Guybrush Threepwood on a high-seas adventure full of romance, intrigue, and vegetarian cannibals... and monkeys... and giant cotton-swabs.

Basically, it's great. A+

GlennCase · Post by **GlennCase** » Wed May 10, 2006 6:29 pm

<a href="http://www.songfight.org/music/fight_th ... p3">Pirate music</a>

ROCK!

Glenn (DR FUNK)
http://glenncase.songhole.org

j$ · Post by j$ » Wed May 10, 2006 6:32 pm

hey maybe we can get an album of this stuff together!

sausage boy · Post by **sausage boy** » Wed May 10, 2006 6:38 pm

I'm more than happy to go off and knock out a pirate song.

blue · Post by **blue** » Wed May 10, 2006 6:54 pm

autobots are sissy whores. decepticons 4evar.

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Thu May 11, 2006 12:07 am

http://mashuren.livejournal.com/273789.html#cutid1

Egg · Post by **Egg** » Fri May 12, 2006 8:51 am

I don't really know where to express my concern that every avatar in this forum seems to be losing an eye in alarmingly fast succession. I want to disavow any ties to this eyepatch in the avatar thing. I put on this emo eyepatch when fightmaster requested us to reduce the size of our avatars. I'm no pirate. I am strictly tilt-a-whirl in politics and metaphysics.

Niveous · Post by **Niveous** » Fri May 12, 2006 9:23 am

Thundercats rocked because they had an abundance of pirates- Captain Cracker, Captain Shiner, The Berserkers....
(Plus they had the Snowman of Hook Mountain, who may not have been a pirate but still kicked ass.)

Transformers had the Seacon space pirates but they were crappy. Why couldn't they have a bot that tranformed into a pirate ship?

Winner: Thundercats.

Reist · Post by **Reist** » Fri May 12, 2006 7:20 pm

j$ wrote:Fuck the Jolly Roger

!!!??

HeuristicsInc · Post by **HeuristicsInc** » Sat May 13, 2006 10:57 pm

yarr, i like that there name generator and i am now this:
Pirate Walt the Malformed
Walt.
-bill

furrypedro · Post by **furrypedro** » Sun May 14, 2006 12:03 pm

I'd just like to give respect to sausage boy and Caravan Ray for their avatars. I never actually got to play Monkey Islands in my yoof, only watch it over other people's shoulders, and I feel a part of my childhood is missing for not having spent hours in front of that particular game as it defines our generation's humour. And Dread Pirate Roberts is just dreamy....I hope one day he saves me from the clutches of an evil villainous toad (swoons)

catch · Post by **catch** » Wed May 17, 2006 12:46 am

http://ultimatesuffering.ytmnd.com/

fodroy · Post by **fodroy** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:55 pm

i hate to bring this pirate thing up again, but this is just too fucking adorable.